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Old 04-02-2009, 09:35 AM
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my bird was on about a boob job last night & asked what i thaught about it,

i said " dont bother & to just rub toilet paper between them"

she said " how would that make them bigger"?

i said " fuck knows but it worked on your arse!"


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Old 04-02-2009, 09:45 AM
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Old 04-02-2009, 09:45 AM
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lol, let us be the judge
Old 04-02-2009, 10:02 AM
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Was gonna say Jen already has a nicely enhanced set
Old 04-02-2009, 10:06 AM
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think I heard it befiore but its still funny.
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my other half wants a boob job to get them reduced like im going to let that happen
Old 04-02-2009, 10:28 AM
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i dont dig fake boobs
Old 04-02-2009, 10:29 AM
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Originally Posted by Smit
Was gonna say Jen already has a nicely enhanced set

i know i just didnt know how to word it then
Old 04-02-2009, 11:39 AM
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Originally Posted by AJC
i dont dig fake boobs

Neither did i before...
Old 04-02-2009, 12:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Lambchop
Neither did i before...
before what?

have you get everyones dream job of being a plastic surgeons after surgury testy feely fella
Old 04-02-2009, 12:11 PM
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Originally Posted by smitsturbo
i know i just didnt know how to word it then
I worded it quite well then
Old 04-02-2009, 12:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Lambchop
Neither did i before...
Ditto - the boys are nearly a year old now
Old 04-02-2009, 12:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Paul Eggleton
Ditto - the boys are nearly a year old now

haha i certainly wouldn't be calling them the boys!

"I was licking and sucking the boys tonight"

"I had a fuck between the boys tonight"

"I love big boys"

etc etc
Old 04-02-2009, 12:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Lambchop
haha i certainly wouldn't be calling them the boys!

"I was licking and sucking the boys tonight"

"I had a fuck between the boys tonight"

"I love big boys"

etc etc
i presume youve had the boys done then chop??

did you go to glasgow for them??
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Originally Posted by smitsturbo
i presume youve had the boys done then chop??

did you go to glasgow for them??

They are no fucking boys ok?!

Yes and no
Old 04-02-2009, 12:31 PM
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Thats an old chubby brown joke iirc, the man's a legend.
Old 04-02-2009, 02:28 PM
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There's 2 types of fakes I've discovered. It depends whether the surgeon puts the implant above or below the normal breast muscle.

One feels like a premiership football. The other still have a bit of suppleness
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Originally Posted by Lambchop
They are no fucking boys ok?!

Yes and no
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