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Old 12-08-2008, 01:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Kris_23
This has already happened

Also said to her do you like kidney beans her reply "Is'nt that some sort of illness why would i eat them?"

Lovely girl though
i dont care how stunning she is, that would drive me crazy in about 15 mins! like actually to the point of just ripping into her till she left!




Am I a bad person?
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Old 12-08-2008, 01:24 PM
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Originally Posted by alistairolsen
i dont care how stunning she is, that would drive me crazy in about 15 mins! like actually to the point of just ripping into her till she left!




Am I a bad person?
better than a wank though aint it

To be honest though gives me a good fecking laugh and she aint like that 24/7 just sometimes comes out with classic quotes...
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Originally Posted by Kris_23
better than a wank though aint it
depends how good she is and if she uses her teeth
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Old 12-08-2008, 01:26 PM
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depends how good she is and if she uses her teeth
OMG!! You like teeth being used too?!
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Old 12-08-2008, 01:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Kris_23
better than a wank though aint it
depends how much thought you give to what film you watch of an evening with your mates before you go home for a wank

Seriously tho, I was out of order with my last post, each to their own!
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Old 12-08-2008, 01:31 PM
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Originally Posted by DanCossie
depends how good she is and if she uses her teeth

A gentleman would never tell*....










*She loves it no complaints here
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Old 12-08-2008, 01:33 PM
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Originally Posted by alistairolsen
depends how much thought you give to what film you watch of an evening with your mates before you go home for a wank

Seriously tho, I was out of order with my last post, each to their own!
No worries pal I'm normally the same but went a bit dry so thought it beats sitting on me jack jones!
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Old 12-08-2008, 01:35 PM
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Youre all wrong!!

TOP GUN!!!!!
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Old 12-08-2008, 01:39 PM
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Originally Posted by duffers
Youre all wrong!!

TOP GUN!!!!!
if she sees a film with good looking blokes in she will just look at Kris and be disapointed
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Old 12-08-2008, 01:40 PM
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Yeah top gun!!

All girls like the "you never close your eyes, anymore when I kiss.. you liiippss!!"
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Old 12-08-2008, 01:41 PM
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Originally Posted by duffers
Youre all wrong!!

TOP GUN!!!!!
That is a low blow!!

If your going to play the TOP GUN card I'm going to play the airplane card...

Rumack: You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.
Elaine Dickinson: A hospital? What is it?
Rumack: It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.

ORRRRRRRRRR

Roger Murdock: Flight 2-0-9'er, you are cleared for take-off.
Captain Oveur: Roger!
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Tower voice: L.A. departure frequency, 123 point 9'er.
Captain Oveur: Roger!
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Victor Basta: Request vector, over.
Captain Oveur: What?
Tower voice: Flight 2-0-9'er cleared for vector 324.
Roger Murdock: We have clearance, Clarence.
Captain Oveur: Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?
Tower voice: Tower's radio clearance, over!
Captain Oveur: That's Clarence Oveur. Over.
Tower voice: Over.
Captain Oveur: Roger.
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Tower voice: Roger, over!
Roger Murdock: What?
Captain Oveur: Huh?
Victor Basta: Who?
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Old 12-08-2008, 01:41 PM
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Originally Posted by DanCossie
if she sees a film with good looking blokes in she will just look at Kris and be disapointed

Its been a while, she will be disappointed anyway
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Old 12-08-2008, 01:42 PM
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D O D G E B A L L!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! grab life by the balls
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Old 12-08-2008, 01:43 PM
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Originally Posted by alan12112
Yeah top gun!!

All girls like the "you never close your eyes, anymore when I kiss.. you liiippss!!"

Never seen Top gun so wouldn't know!
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Old 12-08-2008, 01:43 PM
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Originally Posted by joffy
D O D G E B A L L!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! grab life by the balls
good idea lol...
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Old 12-08-2008, 01:46 PM
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its more like a lady man coming round
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Old 12-08-2008, 01:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Mitsy FQ
don't all women ask you to explain
Just at the bit where the plot unfolds so you miss it
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Old 12-08-2008, 01:50 PM
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Originally Posted by G2RSR
its more like a lady man coming round

PMSL your so funny fella, have a gold star
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Old 12-08-2008, 01:51 PM
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Old 12-08-2008, 01:53 PM
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If shes as thick as you say - stick on fight club or memento and watch as her head explodes.
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Originally Posted by Ed_van_dijk
got a pic?

This was her the other week ready for a fancy dress, Note the white stiletoes

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Old 12-08-2008, 01:54 PM
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You Need What "happens In Vegas" Think Its On Dvd To Rent Now, Realy Realy Funny And She'll Love It.
Remember! Dont Be A Knock Off Nigel!:dd:
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cant see the pic Kris only a red X lol
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Originally Posted by DanCossie
cant see the pic Kris only a red X lol
Shite two mins i'll sort it, Has me gold star not come up aswel then?!
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Originally Posted by Kris_23
This was her the other week ready for a fancy dress, Note the white stiletoes



nice
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Originally Posted by Kris_23
Shite two mins i'll sort it, Has me gold star not come up aswel then?!
yeah that did.
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Originally Posted by G2RSR
nice

Any pics of your beautiful missus then fella?
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Originally Posted by Kris_23
This was her the other week ready for a fancy dress, Note the white stiletoes

Thats a lovely Spongebob poster mate!

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Originally Posted by doesntbelong
Thats a lovely Spongebob poster mate!


Oi i love spongebob!!

Its her little bro's room i think/hope
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She looks better than a wank anyway!

watch 'porn its a family business'

Or essex boys!
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I wouldnt Kris lol

Originally Posted by Ed_van_dijk
Or essex boys!
she will spend the whole film going...i have been there...i know that place and you will end up hitting her with the dvd case or putting your coc* in her gob to shut her up ...so a winner all in all
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Originally Posted by Paul Eggleton
Just at the bit where the plot unfolds so you miss it
It's so true that paul how the fook do they expect us to know they are watching exactly what we are watching.Do you get the problem where it's al right for her to interrupt what you are watching but you cannot speak if she is watching something
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Bucket list, staring Morgan Freeman and Jack Nicholson.

Will get her laughing and crying, that gets my vote
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[quote=DanCossie;3496465]I wouldnt Kris lol

Well we all know that, she doesn't have a penis
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Originally Posted by Ed_van_dijk
do we?

ok those of us that are aware that Dan likes a bit of

Sorry Dan thats it no more piss taking.












For today....
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Yeah i knew that but how do we all know that she dont have a penis?
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p.s i love you (thats the name of the film, i am not after bum fun)
shel be melted by the end of it!
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