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Old 16-07-2008, 11:53 AM
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My signature (contains a link that puts up people's facebook page and makes a sexual-ish reference to it), some of the responses to it by PM so far, have included my response only where its got a further reply, names removed to protect the innocent:


Subject: REMOVE IT!
why the fuck have you got a picture of me on facebook


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Subject: Your Sig
I know you probably think you are clever that you have hacked my facebook but if you dont remove that hideous sexual reference to the picture of my cat, im going to cut you up


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Subect: WTF?
Why the fuck is a picture of me in your sig!?
LMAO!

my response:
My sig explains in detail why.

their response:
Awesome, I have the dairylea ready


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Subject: Facebook
I'm on there, but all I'm getting is a red cross in your signature and not my photo? Please tell me why?

my response:
cause you arent signed in at the moment I guess.
im not on there, so cant check it actually works, lol

Their response:
I'll try it and report back .

My Response:
Thanks for letting me know, as its important research this after all

Their response:
Absolutely and yes it now works .

my response:
dont get too excited, I dont really mean it

Their response:
I thought you liked animals

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Subject: your sig
Chip,

have you anyidea why my facebook picture and name is coming up next too everything you post ? lol

my response:
The reason for the pics in my sig, is explained in my sig.
Thankyou come again please

their response:
ah ha, i have it figured


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Subject: My wife

I suppose you think thats fucking funny do you cunt?

my response:
Yes, but funny as in peculiar, not funny as in ha ha

their response:
You wont be saying that when you get a knock on your door

my response:
If I get a knock from that thing, I'll be hiding in the backroom

their response:
oops, seen thread now!


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Subject: facebook in sig

Hello mate, can I ask why you have a pic of me from my facebook profile in your sig?

my response:
No mate, you cant ask, its private what my reasons are for putting things in my sig.

their response:
But its a pic of me and my daughter, so why is it in your sig?


my response:
Ah, the joke doesnt work so well when your profile picture has your daughter in it!!!
Apologies for that mate, but relax, the ONLY person seeing you and your daugther is you, the picture in my sig is just your own facebook profile picture, so whoever looks at it sees themself, and everyone else seems theirself not you.
Bit like those joke cards that say "picture of worlds ugliest man inside" and then inside its a mirror
Its just an electronic version of that basically mate.
So I cant see you or your daughter, and neither can anyone else.


Their response:
Ahhhh ok cool, was just checking cos I dont mind people taking the piss out of me, but my baby is a different matter.
Incidently its always you thats on the wind up isnt it, lol
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Old 16-07-2008, 11:55 AM
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Haha


im sure your be getting a few more PM's by the end of the day lol
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Clown

Your the biggest attention seeker ive ever came across

Must have had a lonely childhood
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Oh dear at some of those PM's
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Any else wanna guess if it was Benni who said "i'll get the dairylea cheese ready"?

LOL
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Old 16-07-2008, 12:01 PM
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your a funny fucker sometimes lado
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I never see it !!

Probably a good thing tho cos I got a pic of me & Kirstie in mine & woulda gone propa garrety at ya if it was disrespectful !! lol lol lol

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Old 16-07-2008, 12:01 PM
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Originally Posted by DazS1Turbo
Clown

Your the biggest attention seeker ive ever came across

Must have had a lonely childhood
Chip will thrive off a reply like that you goon.

Fpmsl!
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Old 16-07-2008, 12:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Chip



Subject: Your Sig
I know you probably think you are clever that you have hacked my facebook but if you dont remove that hideous sexual reference to the picture of my cat, im going to cut you up
riiiiiiight

Originally Posted by Chip
Subject: My wife

I suppose you think thats fucking funny do you cunt?

my response:
Yes, but funny as in peculiar, not funny as in ha ha

their response:
You wont be saying that when you get a knock on your door

my response:
If I get a knock from that thing, I'll be hiding in the backroom

their response:
oops, seen thread now!
Quality

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Old 16-07-2008, 12:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Matt Evans
Any else wanna guess if it was Benni who said "i'll get the dairylea cheese ready"?

LOL
Guess again
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Originally Posted by Benni
Chip will thrive off a reply like that you goon.

Fpmsl!

Aye i know - proving my point even further

Heard it all before pal
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Old 16-07-2008, 12:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Matt Evans
Any else wanna guess if it was Benni who said "i'll get the dairylea cheese ready"?

LOL
None of it was me. I wouldn't of entertained him even if I wanted too.

Benni.
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Old 16-07-2008, 12:03 PM
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Very funny it scared the poo out of me!
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Old 16-07-2008, 12:03 PM
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lol, class. when i first saw the person in the muppet room with the thread with it in i was ready to kick off before i carried on reading
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Old 16-07-2008, 12:05 PM
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Originally Posted by DazS1Turbo
Clown

Your the biggest attention seeker ive ever came across

Must have had a lonely childhood
You really do need to get laid or something, lighten up
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Old 16-07-2008, 12:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Chip
You really do need to get laid or something, lighten up
PMSL!!
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Old 16-07-2008, 12:09 PM
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Love it! Thanks for sharing those Chip. Bet there is a few red faces now
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Originally Posted by dvid
Guess again
take a bow mate
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Old 16-07-2008, 12:13 PM
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I don't see any type of sexual innuendo at all!

Just a shit picture of me!!

WHERE THE FUCK IS MY SEXUAL INNUENDO? PLEASE SUPPLY VIA PM OR IN THIS THREAD.

Regards,
Disheartened.
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Old 16-07-2008, 12:17 PM
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Originally Posted by doesntbelong
I don't see any type of sexual innuendo at all!

Just a shit picture of me!!

WHERE THE FUCK IS MY SEXUAL INNUENDO? PLEASE SUPPLY VIA PM OR IN THIS THREAD.

Regards,
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Originally Posted by chips sig
THESE ARE THE THINGS WITH WHICH I LIKE TO ENGAGE IN NO HOLES BARRED HARDCORE ARSE END ACTION

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Old 16-07-2008, 12:17 PM
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Nice one chip..
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Call that a sexual innuendo?

A sexual innuendo should make me hard and wet.

Yes I am a hermaphrodite.

Regards,
Forever Disheartened.
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Not sure about anyone else, but I like seeing myself in every single thread in the General Discussion section

Chip likes it cause every man is under him
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Old 16-07-2008, 12:25 PM
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im on at moment....no pm off me, just pmsl.....love you chip
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Awesome
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Old 16-07-2008, 12:34 PM
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i just pm him, though its a cracking idea, without peoples consents to show there pics on here then it has to be removed as far as i know

though its funny as fukeven with the writing to make it funnier
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Originally Posted by xr4x4rs
i just pm him, though its a cracking idea, without peoples consents to show there pics on here then it has to be removed as far as i know

though its funny as fukeven with the writing to make it funnier
read it properly, he didnt show anyones pics to anyone except themselves....
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thats a good point lol, now reading it
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Originally Posted by alistairolsen
read it properly, he didnt show anyones pics to anyone except themselves....
So much more polite that what I was going to write.

But yes, noone can see your picture but you!
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Old 16-07-2008, 12:37 PM
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Originally Posted by xr4x4rs
i just pm him, though its a cracking idea, without peoples consents to show there pics on here then it has to be removed as far as i know

though its funny as fukeven with the writing to make it funnier
The building by my work has reflective glass, im going to sue the cunts for using my picture without asking.......
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Originally Posted by xr4x4rs
i just pm him
yours wasnt funny enough to warrant posting, ive already deleted loads as my pm box filled up
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mine wasnt supose to be funny, it was a simple question, which is now sorted
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Originally Posted by xr4x4rs
mine wasnt supose to be funny, it was a simple question, which is now sorted
None of them were meant to be funny, THATS what makes the abusive ones SO funny, they were meant seriously, lol
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put up big macs chip...get him going
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It is quite scary how stupid some people are .
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Originally Posted by gil
put up big macs chip...get him going
Originally Posted by Mike Rainbird
It is quite scary how stupid some people are .
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Originally Posted by gil
put up big macs chip...get him going
Ok mate, get him to login to here and facebook and I'll do that for you
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it is fookin funny lol
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