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Old 17-06-2008, 08:08 PM
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Angry Pikeys again!!



just come and rung the doorbell, my brother wen't down and answered to find some older pikey bloke looking through the window of the tranny, Apparently he had seen a 'very nice looking van' and wanted someone to do some odd jobs for him.
yeah fuckin right, you've got enough vans yourself you inbread irish cunt so don't come poking around mine

think ill whip a wheel off or summat tonight, theiving scumbag sister shaggin wankers
Old 17-06-2008, 08:09 PM
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Did he try and sell you a dag? And a caravan for him mar lol
Old 17-06-2008, 08:11 PM
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"I fucking hate pikeys!"
Old 17-06-2008, 08:13 PM
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Some pikey was sniffing around my work the other day asking about our Stainless steal and how much we have got robbing c**ts...I would keep a eye on your van tonight matey
Old 17-06-2008, 08:13 PM
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turkish, the fight is twice the size. And me ma still needs a caravan. I like to look after me ma. its a fair deal. take it

Old 17-06-2008, 08:14 PM
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Pikey bastards, id move just to be safe


Originally Posted by RS 5tu
Did he try and sell you a dag? And a caravan for him mar lol

Dag's are free when you buy a caravan lol
Old 17-06-2008, 09:07 PM
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Originally Posted by RS 5tu
Did he try and sell you a dag? And a caravan for him mar lol
They dont sell the dogs they just chuck them in on the deal.
Old 17-06-2008, 09:12 PM
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The thing is they all moan about being sterotyped as thieving cunts.

If they don't want to be stereotyped in this way there is a simple solution...












Stop being thieving pikey cunts!
Old 17-06-2008, 09:43 PM
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pikey gets married and on his wedding night jumps on the wife,she starts to scream;stop mickey[the pikey]your hurting me.why whats wrong says mikey.im a virgin she replies.mickey jumps up and tells her to get out of his caravan and never come back,she asks mikey whats wrong,he replies if you werent good enough for your own family your not good enough for mine.[im irish and believe me we hate the thieving cunts more than you,in this country there seems to be no law for them]
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at the bottom of the page in this thread for me it shows "Dating Direct" in the google ads bit I bet they have an Inbred section
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i tell you this is true.
mate of a mate parents own a small holding and found pikeys rooting on there land after scrap,anyway pikeys come up with cock and bull about looking for somthing and they offer to swap of all things a new born little monkey for the scrap. they did a deal for the little monkey but the bugger kept growing and a few years later and the fooking little monkey was growing into the biggest
orangatan you have ever seen,big enough to rip its door of its cage and tip cars onto its side,its favourite trick was to shin up the side of the house and chuck slates off because it wanted nuts.anyway this little monkey called Peter eventually had to go when one day it when it got out it wouldn't come back and it was thought it was after matein so it was decided to give it to Chester Zoo.
if you ever go Chester Zoo and go to the Orangatan enclosure,there is a wall with imprints of the "little monkeys" hands and Peters was the biggest they ever had.
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the above story has proper cracked me up
Old 18-06-2008, 10:19 AM
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^^

'Aye aye, grand little monkey so he is.....yurango what??....no justa wee ginger one'
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