I Got Into A Fight Today, Car Accident...
30-05-2008, 01:20 AM
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I Got Into A Fight Today, Car Accident...
Got into a fight on my way home from the gym today and, to be honest, it was really my fault. Even though I didn't throw the first punch. It had been a rough day at gym and I was unwinding in the car and not really paying attention.
Suddenly the minivan in front of me pulls up short and I'm slow getting on the brakes. Well obviously we tap bumpers. Not badly, but there's broken plastic and stuff. Great, I think, just what I needed.
The other driver gets out and blow me down if it isn't a dwarf. You know, a short person. Even worse he's obviously really pissed off. His face is bright red and you can almost see steam coming out of his ears. He stomps around to the back of his van looks at the damage, turns to me and yells:
"I am NOT happy"
Stupid me tries to lighten up the mood a little and I said the first thing that came into my head...
"So, Which one are you?"
And that's how the fight started...
Benni.
Suddenly the minivan in front of me pulls up short and I'm slow getting on the brakes. Well obviously we tap bumpers. Not badly, but there's broken plastic and stuff. Great, I think, just what I needed.
The other driver gets out and blow me down if it isn't a dwarf. You know, a short person. Even worse he's obviously really pissed off. His face is bright red and you can almost see steam coming out of his ears. He stomps around to the back of his van looks at the damage, turns to me and yells:
"I am NOT happy"
Stupid me tries to lighten up the mood a little and I said the first thing that came into my head...
"So, Which one are you?"
And that's how the fight started...
Benni.
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30-05-2008, 01:44 AM
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30-05-2008, 08:08 AM
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you should have kicked him int he koalas and driven off
as long as your number plate was broken off in the accident he'd be left holding his frank and beans, no one would notice, and you'd be laughing all the wy abck to court to get banned and your motability car taken off of you
yes i do know it's a joke, but let's play the devils advocate here
as long as your number plate was broken off in the accident he'd be left holding his frank and beans, no one would notice, and you'd be laughing all the wy abck to court to get banned and your motability car taken off of you
yes i do know it's a joke, but let's play the devils advocate here
30-05-2008, 08:58 AM
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sorry mate i dont know you but why is it all your threads are about weired freak occurances.
getting a bit hard to believe now. not saying you cant get into a fight cause that happens every day...... but still come on dude
HAVN'T READ YOUR THREAD BTW!!!!!
getting a bit hard to believe now. not saying you cant get into a fight cause that happens every day...... but still come on dude
HAVN'T READ YOUR THREAD BTW!!!!!
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30-05-2008, 01:40 PM
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Benni.......you should have had more fun with the little dude and done some dwarf throwing with him!! It may smell a bit but carry a fish around with you for the next few days in case you see him again. If so, stop him, get him to the ground and tie the fish around him. As he gets up watch all the local cats chase this little bundle of fun as his little feet spin up with smoke as he trys to escape some ginger tom cats!!
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30-05-2008, 01:50 PM
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Benni.......you should have had more fun with the little dude and done some dwarf throwing with him!! It may smell a bit but carry a fish around with you for the next few days in case you see him again. If so, stop him, get him to the ground and tie the fish around him. As he gets up watch all the local cats chase this little bundle of fun as his little feet spin up with smoke as he trys to escape some ginger tom cats!!
30-05-2008, 01:57 PM
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