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Old 30-05-2008, 12:07 AM
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having to try and catch this fella

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jquXcwooV6A


(if the police actually gave a fuck about doing anything other than catch speeders I mean )
Old 30-05-2008, 12:09 AM
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This one though, would be a little easier to catch

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_o07...eature=related
Old 30-05-2008, 12:10 AM
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awesome!
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Originally Posted by Chip-3Door
This one though, would be a little easier to catch

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_o07...eature=related

ouch!
Old 30-05-2008, 12:12 AM
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Originally Posted by Chip-3Door
(if the police actually gave a fuck about doing anything other than catch speeders I mean )
lol

Balls of steel to jump off those buildings though
Old 30-05-2008, 12:13 AM
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If you think that faceplant is bad its NOTHING compared to this one!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Einyl...eature=related
Old 30-05-2008, 12:14 AM
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wtf that's fucking
Old 30-05-2008, 12:17 AM
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lol, they actually had a storyline in The Bill a while back where they were chasing a dude and he just bust out a load of Parkour and was gone....Reg Hollis was like wtf...seriously...

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Originally Posted by Chip-3Door
If you think that faceplant is bad its NOTHING compared to this one!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Einyl...eature=related
Shouldnt of been drinking when watching that one!

Had stella pissing out my nose then. Fucking quality.
Lmfao
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Originally Posted by Chip-3Door
If you think that faceplant is bad its NOTHING compared to this one!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Einyl...eature=related
my mate did that pretty much except instead of the wheel snapping it was his frame at the front and he smashed his face right into the ground. claret was there for ages too on the floor. not nice at all. he put his teeth through his lip, broke his nose snapped a tooth and loosened the other.

cunt looked like elephant man the next day and we told him to fuck off home as every customer that came in the shop said "what the fuck happened to your face"
Old 30-05-2008, 12:22 AM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLBzvxdbLcM

This is a contender chip...
Old 30-05-2008, 12:25 AM
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Most of the pigs I've seen around my way are fat and over weight

Like the RAF, once your in, your in... People let themself go, shocking really when you think they have to protect our country

Parkour on the other hand, good to watch
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Originally Posted by Diamonds
my mate did that pretty much except instead of the wheel snapping it was his frame at the front and he smashed his face right into the ground. claret was there for ages too on the floor. not nice at all. he put his teeth through his lip, broke his nose snapped a tooth and loosened the other.

cunt looked like elephant man the next day and we told him to fuck off home as every customer that came in the shop said "what the fuck happened to your face"

I put myself in a coma when I was 7 years old when I face planted off a bike while attempting a top speed run down a lcoal hill and failed to make the bend at the bottom, if you look at my chin next time you see me (the 7th one before some cunt says, lol) you'll see where I got stitched back together, I smashed my jaw to pieces and properly knocked myself the fuck out, was unconcious for a week, my parents thought I was going to die I lost so much blood etc but luckily no one had youtube a quarter of a century ago to capture it for, lol
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yeh sadly the only hand held was a cock in bird hand back in them days
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I top jaw planted myself once...

Was walking along the top of some monkey bars and fell through, obviously on the way down i opened my mouth and my top jaw caught the bar on the way down ... that fucking hurt i can tell you...

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Heres another cool "Free Running" vid

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=3KSr1pozm6Y

pmsl @ the dog chasing him as well

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Originally Posted by Benni
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLBzvxdbLcM

This is a contender chip...
Minor compared to the others.

Here's an accident that will probably turn you on

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYJUl1IuFzQ
Old 30-05-2008, 12:29 AM
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Originally Posted by Chip-3Door
Minor compared to the others.

Here's an accident that will probably turn you on

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYJUl1IuFzQ
I'm as stiff as my nan and she died when I was 16.
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you should see a film called district B13

here is the chase clip from it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GpOroM0g80

one of those tacky, but good films
Old 30-05-2008, 12:31 AM
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Originally Posted by Charlie Chalk
Most of the pigs I've seen around my way are fat and over weight

Like the RAF, once your in, your in... People let themself go, shocking really when you think they have to protect our country

Parkour on the other hand, good to watch
Wtf?
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Originally Posted by Stu.H
Heres another cool "Free Running" vid

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=3KSr1pozm6Y

pmsl @ the dog chasing him as well

Thats nuts, even when he falls over unintentionally a few times the way he just rolls and keeps going is awesome, totally unstoppable!
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Originally Posted by Ginge
lol, they actually had a storyline in The Bill a while back where they were chasing a dude and he just bust out a load of Parkour and was gone....Reg Hollis was like wtf...seriously...

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http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Ab17T15QaQQ
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Originally Posted by mrjenrst
Wtf?

Imagine a copper trying to catch him, all the ones I've seen are fat, they got NO hope!
Old 30-05-2008, 12:43 AM
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Originally Posted by indycos
you should see a film called district B13

here is the chase clip from it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GpOroM0g80

one of those tacky, but good films
Yeah, saw that film at xmas, some pretty dubious cars in it.
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FPMSL @ This "tv burp" version of the chase off the bill:

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=97UGlM...eature=related
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Originally Posted by Chip-3Door
FPMSL @ This "tv burp" version of the chase off the bill:

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=97UGlM...eature=related
lmao, i love harry hill, he cracks me right up, kinda like a modern day john cleese.

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Originally Posted by Charlie Chalk
Imagine a copper trying to catch him, all the ones I've seen are fat, they got NO hope!
Fucked up way of thinking but i'm on your train of thought.
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Originally Posted by Ginge
lol, they actually had a storyline in The Bill a while back where they were chasing a dude and he just bust out a load of Parkour and was gone....Reg Hollis was like wtf...seriously...

Ginge
lol thats where i rememberd it from then they got him after he jumped a wall lol
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Originally Posted by Chip-3Door
Minor compared to the others.

Here's an accident that will probably turn you on

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYJUl1IuFzQ

imagine that happoning in the swimming baths
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Originally Posted by Chip-3Door
having to try and catch this fella

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jquXcwooV6A


(if the police actually gave a fuck about doing anything other than catch speeders I mean )

thats David Belle^^ he's in a french film called district 13, worth a watch.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpZF7OmYxdA

im shocked no-one has posted this yet!!!
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Fuck me!
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Speaking of faceplants check this one hurts to just watch!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5NuKHItQ00
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Originally Posted by nilrem
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpZF7OmYxdA

im shocked no-one has posted this yet!!!

shit that sent shivers down my spine

That could have killed him or done some serious damage if he snapped his spinal cord
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Originally Posted by nilrem
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpZF7OmYxdA

im shocked no-one has posted this yet!!!
That REALLY shows what a dangerous hobby it is.
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Reminds me of Indiana Jones vs the arabic swordsman, let him do his stuff for a while and then just shot him. :cap:
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Originally Posted by Kris_23
Speaking of faceplants check this one hurts to just watch!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5NuKHItQ00
Lmfao
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Originally Posted by indycos
you should see a film called district B13

here is the chase clip from it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GpOroM0g80

one of those tacky, but good films
Was just about to post that vid lol. the guy is called David Belle i think, the film was made around him apparently because the producers loved what he could do.

Its a good film one of my faves.
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http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=wuV_Cl...eature=related

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Originally Posted by davemark
Thats Sebastien Foucan from the begging of the last bond film.


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