General Car Related Discussion. To discuss anything that is related to cars and automotive technology that doesnt naturally fit into another forum catagory.

Bloke who shags his car. wtf!

Thread Tools
 
Search this Thread
 
Old 23-05-2008, 07:53 AM
  #41  
Lambchop
PF Idiot Sniper
Thread Starter
iTrader: (1)
 
Lambchop's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Australia
Posts: 25,903
Received 7 Likes on 6 Posts
Default

Originally Posted by Stu.H
Must be why WarleyDaddy restores so many cars, he gets DUMPED!!


Old 23-05-2008, 07:58 AM
  #42  
CossieRich
Did Someone Mention TUV
iTrader: (1)
 
CossieRich's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Surrey
Posts: 17,169
Received 3 Likes on 3 Posts
Default

what a cunt
Old 23-05-2008, 08:17 AM
  #43  
joffy
SLOW LEARNER
iTrader: (1)
 
joffy's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2006
Posts: 1,668
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

why would you do it, if its not weird enough that he bums a 'male' car, he then puts an article in a mag, then does a tv program about it??
Old 23-05-2008, 08:18 AM
  #44  
Lambchop
PF Idiot Sniper
Thread Starter
iTrader: (1)
 
Lambchop's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Australia
Posts: 25,903
Received 7 Likes on 6 Posts
Default

Originally Posted by joffy
why would you do it, if its not weird enough that he bums a 'male' car, he then puts an article in a mag, then does a tv program about it??

you shouldnt knock it until you've tried it mate!
Old 23-05-2008, 08:21 AM
  #45  
joffy
SLOW LEARNER
iTrader: (1)
 
joffy's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2006
Posts: 1,668
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

might have to in that case, is a 3 door male or female?? i dont mind weird car shagging freak with no freinds who has never kissed a girl, but i dont want to be labelled as a homo??
Old 23-05-2008, 08:21 AM
  #46  
benZVHT
Wahay!! I've lost my Virginity!!
 
benZVHT's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2004
Posts: 51
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

If he got a car with twin pipes it must be like a threesome!
Old 23-05-2008, 08:23 AM
  #47  
CossieRich
Did Someone Mention TUV
iTrader: (1)
 
CossieRich's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Surrey
Posts: 17,169
Received 3 Likes on 3 Posts
Default

Originally Posted by Lambchop
you shouldnt knock it until you've tried it mate!

have you tried it Chop
Old 23-05-2008, 08:29 AM
  #48  
Lee Ivatt
Shizzle My Nizzle
iTrader: (1)
 
Lee Ivatt's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: ESSEX
Posts: 3,755
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

ive seen dvds of girls on gearsticks and handbrakes, which is weird enough.

but a bloke shagging the exhaust thats wrong

humm pussy....
Old 23-05-2008, 08:30 AM
  #49  
Lee Ivatt
Shizzle My Nizzle
iTrader: (1)
 
Lee Ivatt's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: ESSEX
Posts: 3,755
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

Originally Posted by benZVHT
If he got a car with twin pipes it must be like a threesome!
beetle and transam both have dual pipes!! just like a real woman
Old 23-05-2008, 08:31 AM
  #50  
Lambchop
PF Idiot Sniper
Thread Starter
iTrader: (1)
 
Lambchop's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Australia
Posts: 25,903
Received 7 Likes on 6 Posts
Default

Originally Posted by CossieRich
have you tried it Chop

yes havent you?

i heard when you first tried to shag your car you were straddling the gear knob
Old 23-05-2008, 08:35 AM
  #51  
CossieRich
Did Someone Mention TUV
iTrader: (1)
 
CossieRich's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Surrey
Posts: 17,169
Received 3 Likes on 3 Posts
Default

Originally Posted by Lambchop
yes havent you?

i heard when you first tried to shag your car you were straddling the gear knob
and i forgot the lube
Old 23-05-2008, 08:48 AM
  #52  
Lambchop
PF Idiot Sniper
Thread Starter
iTrader: (1)
 
Lambchop's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Australia
Posts: 25,903
Received 7 Likes on 6 Posts
Default

Originally Posted by CossieRich
and i forgot the lube

and i bet it still never touched the sides ROTF
Old 23-05-2008, 08:48 AM
  #53  
CossieRich
Did Someone Mention TUV
iTrader: (1)
 
CossieRich's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Surrey
Posts: 17,169
Received 3 Likes on 3 Posts
Default

Originally Posted by Lambchop
and i bet it still never touched the sides ROTF
rofl
Old 23-05-2008, 08:53 AM
  #54  
benZVHT
Wahay!! I've lost my Virginity!!
 
benZVHT's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2004
Posts: 51
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

Originally Posted by Lee Ivatt
beetle and transam both have dual pipes!! just like a real woman
Ah I should have known....he must be into 'anal' too then!
Old 23-05-2008, 08:59 AM
  #55  
cutch
Series 1 4x4 cossie
iTrader: (1)
 
cutch's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Bonnie Scotland !! Or offshore in Africa!!!!
Posts: 2,923
Received 41 Likes on 34 Posts
Default

OH my god!

I think i've seen it all now!
Old 23-05-2008, 09:48 AM
  #56  
PeterRST
Don't mention ze Vor
iTrader: (1)
 
PeterRST's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Germany
Posts: 2,596
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

Originally Posted by foreigneRS


only in america. and by the way, Ingo is a bloke's name in Germany, so he's already been having gay bumsex with it, but was in denial
There's also been a marketing figure called "Super Ingo" created by a local petrol brand...

Proper 1980's chav.

http://de.youtube.com/watch?v=VGXd1tEkYeI
Old 23-05-2008, 10:36 AM
  #57  
foreigneRS
Testing the future
 
foreigneRS's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: W. Sussex
Posts: 17,597
Received 24 Likes on 16 Posts
Default

you've got to love german humour eh?

as for him being an 80's chav, i guarantee that you will see someone like him in every german town to this day
Old 23-05-2008, 10:39 AM
  #58  
PeterRST
Don't mention ze Vor
iTrader: (1)
 
PeterRST's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Germany
Posts: 2,596
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

Originally Posted by foreigneRS
you've got to love german humour eh?

as for him being an 80's chav, i guarantee that you will see someone like him in every german town to this day
I know, mate, I know... (see location... )
Old 23-05-2008, 10:49 AM
  #59  
TrevCos
PassionFord Post Whore!!
iTrader: (1)
 
TrevCos's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Lincolnshire Home Of The Pothole
Posts: 3,781
Received 20 Likes on 20 Posts
Default

Well I suppose it doesn't need a hug afterwards, you can just put the telly on, crack open a beer and have a good fart in peace.
Old 23-05-2008, 12:48 PM
  #60  
MattPym
Bothuurd
 
MattPym's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Galway, Ireland
Posts: 357
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

pmsl no one is evr gonna buy that car

i wonder does the exhaust blow
Old 28-05-2008, 08:15 PM
  #61  
Dre.1983
PassionFord Regular
 
Dre.1983's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: East Staffordshire
Posts: 442
Likes: 0
Received 1 Like on 1 Post
Default

BTTT Its on at 10
Old 28-05-2008, 08:35 PM
  #62  
Lee Ivatt
Shizzle My Nizzle
iTrader: (1)
 
Lee Ivatt's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: ESSEX
Posts: 3,755
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

BTTT, this is a must watch 10pm (chanel 5 i think? where else)
Old 28-05-2008, 08:37 PM
  #63  
Munch
Mr. Sparkle!
 
Munch's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Wiltshire - swindon
Posts: 12,775
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

il be watching it after the match lol
Old 28-05-2008, 08:38 PM
  #64  
SS1
10K+ Poster!!
iTrader: (3)
 
SS1's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Racing the clouds home
Posts: 13,285
Received 3 Likes on 3 Posts
Default

i carnt get channel 5..via the last winds the ariels fucked..where can i find a livelink on the net
Old 28-05-2008, 08:40 PM
  #65  
Mr S1
Don't ask - I don't know
iTrader: (2)
 
Mr S1's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Avoiding idiots - or trying to....
Posts: 19,033
Received 40 Likes on 36 Posts
Default

Whata total cunt - and going public with it ?! WTF !!!!
Old 28-05-2008, 08:49 PM
  #66  
moonstone_cossie
Regular Contributor
 
moonstone_cossie's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Northern Ireland
Posts: 205
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

LMFAO!! imagine you were the sorry cunt that bought the car after him! to say it would be a sticky handling would be a understatement!
Old 28-05-2008, 08:58 PM
  #67  
damo86
I'm Finding My Feet Here Now
 
damo86's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2006
Posts: 115
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

it's just starting people. should be a laugh.
Old 28-05-2008, 09:00 PM
  #68  
Lee Ivatt
Shizzle My Nizzle
iTrader: (1)
 
Lee Ivatt's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: ESSEX
Posts: 3,755
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

bttt
Old 28-05-2008, 09:02 PM
  #69  
Maria.
15K+ Super Poster!!

 
Maria.'s Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: All over the friggin place!!!
Posts: 18,685
Likes: 0
Received 1 Like on 1 Post
Default

A Bloody Metro For God Sake!
Old 28-05-2008, 09:03 PM
  #70  
Maria.
15K+ Super Poster!!

 
Maria.'s Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: All over the friggin place!!!
Posts: 18,685
Likes: 0
Received 1 Like on 1 Post
Default

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

thats was supposed to come out in CAPS!
Old 28-05-2008, 09:03 PM
  #71  
Magic Numbers
PassionFord Post Troll
 
Magic Numbers's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2007
Posts: 2,548
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

Thats one way of keeping redneck Emissions down
Old 28-05-2008, 09:04 PM
  #72  
Redeye Jedi
PassionFord Post Whore!!
 
Redeye Jedi's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 9,542
Likes: 0
Received 1 Like on 1 Post
Default

FUCKING HILLBILLY INBRED! LOL!!
Old 28-05-2008, 09:04 PM
  #73  
damo86
I'm Finding My Feet Here Now
 
damo86's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2006
Posts: 115
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

i must say i wouldn't be able to resist vanilla either
Old 28-05-2008, 09:14 PM
  #74  
escos-jim
I've found that life I needed.. It's HERE!!
iTrader: (1)
 
escos-jim's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: stoke
Posts: 1,150
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

this is so funny

sick fukkker

he stuck it in airwolf
Old 28-05-2008, 09:22 PM
  #75  
Paddy
Legend
 
Paddy's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Surrey/Hants
Posts: 12,859
Received 14 Likes on 9 Posts
Default

Dear fucking god.

The younger bloke claims he's not gay, but he's called his Trans Am "Todd"
Old 28-05-2008, 09:25 PM
  #76  
Maria.
15K+ Super Poster!!

 
Maria.'s Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: All over the friggin place!!!
Posts: 18,685
Likes: 0
Received 1 Like on 1 Post
Default

oh jees.... he was eyeing up the hire car and he's feeling friuty towards a random strangers car in the car park! Apparently its lonely!

just bloody wrong!
Old 28-05-2008, 09:25 PM
  #77  
SS1
10K+ Poster!!
iTrader: (3)
 
SS1's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Racing the clouds home
Posts: 13,285
Received 3 Likes on 3 Posts
Default

half hour left yet dood

got a picture but bit piss poor.the sound track is enough
Old 28-05-2008, 09:27 PM
  #78  
Maria.
15K+ Super Poster!!

 
Maria.'s Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: All over the friggin place!!!
Posts: 18,685
Likes: 0
Received 1 Like on 1 Post
Default

eeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww love smudges!
Old 28-05-2008, 09:28 PM
  #79  
Jemma
Dan's Ass Kicker
 
Jemma's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Blackpool
Posts: 4,910
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

I know everyone is entilted to there own opionions and fantasies.. but this guy needs help
Old 28-05-2008, 09:30 PM
  #80  
JTECH James
Passion for Fords!
iTrader: (13)
 
JTECH James's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Devon/Blackpool
Posts: 10,754
Likes: 0
Received 1 Like on 1 Post
Default

fookin weirdo


Quick Reply: Bloke who shags his car. wtf!



All times are GMT. The time now is 06:51 AM.