anyone got any good phrases? like glass hammer etc..
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anyone got any good phrases? like glass hammer etc..
making blowup dartboards, chocolate teapots, underwater hairdryers, glass hammers, skyhooks, lefthanded screwdrivers etc........
just want a laugh!
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