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Old 12-09-2007, 09:08 PM
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Default ...its very sad...my missus has said....and FHM

...i dont drive any other car i have now except my cossie..i cant get enuff its raw fast and just perfect

...no wonder Rod has one...it does make you feel younger

...only 37......but i feel 18 again

..so talking of young...14 years old?........I noted one member on here had it on the phone and computer...not surprising for a peodo ..no names = nothing against rules.

....i fucked a 14 year old..when i was 17..in my 2 year old series 1 RST ..yes i had the real deal ..She gave me 3 blow jobs in one night and full sex...she did say she was 18 though...but with an erection and her tits out i wasnt asking for ID

..all alledgedly

...you have to say that aint wrong..its wrong when a 30 year old wants 14 year olds or birds that look that young ..i can catorgorically say that 14 year old in FHM did NOT make me have a wank.....i just felt like one.


Old 12-09-2007, 09:09 PM
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Too funny for words.
Old 12-09-2007, 09:10 PM
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Old 12-09-2007, 09:11 PM
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Phil what the hell are you talking about?!
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Default Re: ...its very sad...my missus has said....and FHM

Originally Posted by Bosch_Dealer

She gave me 3 blow jobs in one night and full sex...she did say she was 18 though...but with an erection and her tits out i wasnt asking for ID
ROFLMFAO
Old 12-09-2007, 09:44 PM
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Old 12-09-2007, 09:47 PM
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Default Re: ...its very sad...my missus has said....and FHM

Originally Posted by Bosch_Dealer
i can catorgorically say that 14 year old in FHM did NOT make me have a wank.....i just felt like one.


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LMFAO !! you crack me up m8
Old 12-09-2007, 09:55 PM
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Old 12-09-2007, 09:57 PM
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Out of interest how long do you get danned for a first time offence?
Old 12-09-2007, 09:57 PM
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Old 12-09-2007, 10:03 PM
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Default Re: ...its very sad...my missus has said....and FHM

Originally Posted by Bosch_Dealer
...i dont drive any other car i have now except my cossie..i cant get enuff its raw fast and just perfect

...no wonder Rod has one...it does make you feel younger

...only 37......but i feel 18 again

..so talking of young...14 years old?........I noted one member on here had it on the phone and computer...not surprising for a peodo ..no names = nothing against rules.

....i fucked a 14 year old..when i was 17..in my 2 year old series 1 RST ..yes i had the real deal ..She gave me 3 blow jobs in one night and full sex...she did say she was 18 though...but with an erection and her tits out i wasnt asking for ID

..all alledgedly

...you have to say that aint wrong..its wrong when a 30 year old wants 14 year olds or birds that look that young ..i can catorgorically say that 14 year old in FHM did NOT make me have a wank.....i just felt like one.


fucking superb bosch man!!!!!

got to be the funniest guy on here!!!!!

whos up for a room dedicated to the bosch mans posts??

i for one am
Old 12-09-2007, 10:05 PM
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LMFAO !! You crack me up m8..
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Originally Posted by Nash
Out of interest how long do you get danned for a first time offence?
24 hours I think, why
Old 12-09-2007, 10:22 PM
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some of that post was comedy genius
Old 12-09-2007, 10:24 PM
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Been at the crack again?
Old 12-09-2007, 10:24 PM
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Yes, but it's only funny because Chip isn't on to reply with some drivel and fuck up the post.
Old 12-09-2007, 10:27 PM
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Default Re: ...its very sad...my missus has said....and FHM

to be honest it was only 2 sentenses which was class... these 2...

Originally Posted by Bosch_Dealer
she did say she was 18 though...but with an erection and her tits out i wasnt asking for ID

..all alledgedly
and

Originally Posted by Bosch_Dealer
i can catorgorically say that 14 year old in FHM did NOT make me have a wank.....i just felt like one.


Old 12-09-2007, 10:33 PM
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lmfao

phil your a classic
Old 12-09-2007, 10:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Charlie Chalk
Originally Posted by Nash
Out of interest how long do you get danned for a first time offence?
24 hours I think, why
In that case.

Phil whats your fucking problem? Is it you have no friends? or were you bullied as a child?

What ever it is stop being a keyboard Warrior and shut the fuck up! I like many others just wish you would fuck off.

The trouble is in the real world i bet you are one of these patheric wasters who hides away in the corner and doesnt have the bottle to say what you say on here to the persons face. They reason you wont is your scared that someone with a set of balls will just smash you into the ground, then you really will look like the total waster we all know you are.

The thing is everyone on here knows this, thats why they are not really bothered and just laugh at how pathetic you are when you post this shit.
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Originally Posted by Nash
Originally Posted by Charlie Chalk
Originally Posted by Nash
Out of interest how long do you get danned for a first time offence?
24 hours I think, why
In that case.

Phil whats your fucking problem? Is it you have no friends? or were you bullied as a child?

What ever it is stop being a keyboard Warrior and shut the fuck up! I like many others just wish you would fuck off.

The trouble is in the real world i bet you are one of these patheric wasters who hides away in the corner and doesnt have the bottle to say what you say on here to the persons face. They reason you wont is your scared that someone with a set of balls will just smash you into the ground, then you really will look like the total waster we all know you are.

The thing is everyone on here knows this, thats why they are not really bothered and just laugh at how pathetic you are when you post this shit.
Nash give it a rest you moany old cunt....if you don't like him that much why read a topic started by him lol?
Old 12-09-2007, 10:50 PM
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Originally Posted by OvaBoost
Originally Posted by Nash
Originally Posted by Charlie Chalk
Originally Posted by Nash
Out of interest how long do you get danned for a first time offence?
24 hours I think, why
In that case.

Phil whats your fucking problem? Is it you have no friends? or were you bullied as a child?

What ever it is stop being a keyboard Warrior and shut the fuck up! I like many others just wish you would fuck off.

The trouble is in the real world i bet you are one of these patheric wasters who hides away in the corner and doesnt have the bottle to say what you say on here to the persons face. They reason you wont is your scared that someone with a set of balls will just smash you into the ground, then you really will look like the total waster we all know you are.

The thing is everyone on here knows this, thats why they are not really bothered and just laugh at how pathetic you are when you post this shit.
Nash give it a rest you moany old cunt....if you don't like him that much why read a topic started by him lol?
The thing is it started off quite well. Every now and then he puts up a good interesting post that i enjoy reading. Then he goes and ruins it by turning it into a total waste of bandwidth.
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It was funny lol...who pissed in your cornflakes this morning?
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Originally Posted by OvaBoost
who pissed in your cornflakes this morning?
Wasn't me
Old 12-09-2007, 10:58 PM
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Originally Posted by OvaBoost
It was funny lol...who pissed in your cornflakes this morning?
I must have a fucked up sense of humour then?

No ones pissed on my CornFlakes mate, just cant be arsed with this attention seaking crap that Phil take Hrs thinking up so he can post it.

Said my bit anyway, will let you get back to the original topic...........if there actually is one.
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I dont know what the topics about either i just found 1 of the sayings amusing
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Nash Mate..

Have some of this



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Originally Posted by RichardPON
Yes, but it's only funny because Chip isn't on to reply with some drivel and fuck up the post.
for once!

there is plenty time yet tho...
Old 13-09-2007, 08:33 AM
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pmsl@ phil



you crack me up

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...Nash all my stuff is either true or off the top of my head...if i have to think about what to write i wouldnt be on first name terms with God...who incidentally was out when the Pope met the Macanns.


...chill out brotha..noone will smash me into the ground because them sort of people dont sit behind a keyboard whinging on a internet forum!


......plus they would have to go thru the missus then a few rottweilers to get to me.
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Originally Posted by Bosch_Dealer
...Nash all my stuff is either true or off the top of my head...if i have to think about what to write i wouldnt be on first name terms with God...who incidentally was out when the Pope met the Macanns.
I heard he was spotted with a full bin bag and a spade at the time.

The Mcanns were just distracting the Pope while he got on with it.
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I bet Chip is gagging to reply..
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Default Re: ...its very sad...my missus has said....and FHM

Originally Posted by Bosch_Dealer
...i dont drive any other car i have now except my cossie..i cant get enuff its raw fast and just perfect
You not changed anything on it yet then Phil ????????

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cossie4i....nope and i wont do either...its a lovely low lag setup..its not always about outright bhp!


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