i like clarkson, but sometimes he does talk shite
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Fuck the world i have seen quotes about re mapped 335d's on pistonheads, it reminded me of carls threads on here but didn't know it was coz of him
what a legend, he's been royally rinsed all over the net.
i feel honoured that i share the same forum as someone so famous
what a legend, he's been royally rinsed all over the net.
i feel honoured that i share the same forum as someone so famous
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Not only is he famous on the Internet, but he is now making his way onto a book!
All your's for Ł6!
http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/t...009&mid=165162
All your's for Ł6!
http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/t...009&mid=165162
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You know when you simply get a word into your head and a mate Phones asking for car advice. You give him advice, and repeat the word over 100times that is stuck in your head and you didn’t realise you're saying it.
Well here, Carl Still brags about this BMW that Cocks drive. BTW, you seam to have all the fact of ''Mines 555bhp'' been mapped ya know, be this guy from BMW MOtorsport.
Trouble is, you're 2tone car wouldn’t pull the skin off my rice Pudding that’s been sitting in my fridge for over 2 years, this BMW has not one bit of class, and is driven by people who own a Laptop and work while in MacDonald’s. You brag about something that is really SHIT, and has no style or even good performance. You can brag your car is so reliable and wont brake down after you given the car death, just to note i do the same with my old rusty banger, and i bet half the members do on here, but you don’t see them shouting asking for attention.
Hell i have mates whose rents have brought them cars, but they don’t go bragging on about it.
I think you have the case of ASW Bragging Liatos. The only cure for this is to FUCKING SHUT UP!
Hell i'll even track you! Me and you i'll drive my Escort RS Turbo with its chassie Falling apart and still pull your pants down, rob your balls and feed your small little winner to my pet dog Bongo.
Well here, Carl Still brags about this BMW that Cocks drive. BTW, you seam to have all the fact of ''Mines 555bhp'' been mapped ya know, be this guy from BMW MOtorsport.
Trouble is, you're 2tone car wouldn’t pull the skin off my rice Pudding that’s been sitting in my fridge for over 2 years, this BMW has not one bit of class, and is driven by people who own a Laptop and work while in MacDonald’s. You brag about something that is really SHIT, and has no style or even good performance. You can brag your car is so reliable and wont brake down after you given the car death, just to note i do the same with my old rusty banger, and i bet half the members do on here, but you don’t see them shouting asking for attention.
Hell i have mates whose rents have brought them cars, but they don’t go bragging on about it.
I think you have the case of ASW Bragging Liatos. The only cure for this is to FUCKING SHUT UP!
Hell i'll even track you! Me and you i'll drive my Escort RS Turbo with its chassie Falling apart and still pull your pants down, rob your balls and feed your small little winner to my pet dog Bongo.
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You brag about something that is really SHIT, and has no style or even good performance. You can brag your car is so reliable and wont brake down after you given the car death, just to note i do the same with my old rusty banger, and i bet half the members do on here, but you don’t see them shouting asking for attention.[/FONT][/COLOR]
What's with the 'revlimit mag' in your sig? Website seems to have one page and a load of spelling mistakes? It's also not the only free online mag.
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That's not strictly true is it. It is a quick car compared to the average motor, and it's a very good car too. It's the bragging that's the issue, not the BMW.
What's with the 'revlimit mag' in your sig? Website seems to have one page and a load of spelling mistakes? It's also not the only free online mag.
What's with the 'revlimit mag' in your sig? Website seems to have one page and a load of spelling mistakes? It's also not the only free online mag.
whats with you slatting me, i've done nothing wrong. Yes, its my own personal magazine, that i wish to attempt on. if thats ok?
Link me via PM with the Online magazine that features just like the one you sell in shops. ''Not slatting yours'' or Fast fords like as i have a subscription. but find me one relevent to Car enthusiast / motorsport? that is not just reviews, or information, its an magazine you can read, with a slide page? 2years research has gone along way.
you state on your mag your the best magazine, but i know of some good ones too, i wouldnt call you the BEST. and correct its just a front page, with spelling mistakes as its not currently FULLY live. As Jan31 is the date.
Yet if we all want to be smart, this topic is not about the BMW now is it? His peronsal Mapped BMW? its about TOPgear and Clarkson... Correctly saying,
The BMW is in all rights a good car as you state, but has some low downs and bag driving tags.. such as cocks, nobs and twats. My next door owns a Dburner, which in all fairness is a good looking motor,
the bragging is the isssue, but lets face it, for the price of HIS mapped BMW you can get hold of something more fun, with class and also alot faster.
Many Trips. No need to slate something i'm working hard on, everyone starts somewhere. am i correct.
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You know when you simply get a word into your head and a mate Phones asking for car advice. You give him advice, and repeat the word over 100times that is stuck in your head and you didn’t realise you're saying it.
Well here, Carl Still brags about this BMW that Cocks drive. BTW, you seam to have all the fact of ''Mines 555bhp'' been mapped ya know, be this guy from BMW MOtorsport.
Trouble is, you're 2tone car wouldn’t pull the skin off my rice Pudding that’s been sitting in my fridge for over 2 years, this BMW has not one bit of class, and is driven by people who own a Laptop and work while in MacDonald’s. You brag about something that is really SHIT, and has no style or even good performance. You can brag your car is so reliable and wont brake down after you given the car death, just to note i do the same with my old rusty banger, and i bet half the members do on here, but you don’t see them shouting asking for attention.
Hell i have mates whose rents have brought them cars, but they don’t go bragging on about it.
I think you have the case of ASW Bragging Liatos. The only cure for this is to FUCKING SHUT UP!
Hell i'll even track you! Me and you i'll drive my Escort RS Turbo with its chassie Falling apart and still pull your pants down, rob your balls and feed your small little winner to my pet dog Bongo.
Well here, Carl Still brags about this BMW that Cocks drive. BTW, you seam to have all the fact of ''Mines 555bhp'' been mapped ya know, be this guy from BMW MOtorsport.
Trouble is, you're 2tone car wouldn’t pull the skin off my rice Pudding that’s been sitting in my fridge for over 2 years, this BMW has not one bit of class, and is driven by people who own a Laptop and work while in MacDonald’s. You brag about something that is really SHIT, and has no style or even good performance. You can brag your car is so reliable and wont brake down after you given the car death, just to note i do the same with my old rusty banger, and i bet half the members do on here, but you don’t see them shouting asking for attention.
Hell i have mates whose rents have brought them cars, but they don’t go bragging on about it.
I think you have the case of ASW Bragging Liatos. The only cure for this is to FUCKING SHUT UP!
Hell i'll even track you! Me and you i'll drive my Escort RS Turbo with its chassie Falling apart and still pull your pants down, rob your balls and feed your small little winner to my pet dog Bongo.
It's fucking miles superior to an old Escort shitbox in every way. I know what I, and the majority of people who aren't mongs would rather drive.
The only reason people take the piss out of him is because he goes on and on... and on.
If I came on here claiming I had a Lambo and it was the best car in the world, and posted countless threads where I boasted about it, everyone would think 'What a cock!'. That doesn't make an early - mid 90s Ford Escort a better car though, does it?
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You know when you simply get a word into your head and a mate Phones asking for car advice. You give him advice, and repeat the word over 100times that is stuck in your head and you didn’t realise you're saying it.
Well here, Carl Still brags about this BMW that Cocks drive. BTW, you seam to have all the fact of ''Mines 555bhp'' been mapped ya know, be this guy from BMW MOtorsport.
Trouble is, you're 2tone car wouldn’t pull the skin off my rice Pudding that’s been sitting in my fridge for over 2 years, this BMW has not one bit of class, and is driven by people who own a Laptop and work while in MacDonald’s. You brag about something that is really SHIT, and has no style or even good performance. You can brag your car is so reliable and wont brake down after you given the car death, just to note i do the same with my old rusty banger, and i bet half the members do on here, but you don’t see them shouting asking for attention.
Hell i have mates whose rents have brought them cars, but they don’t go bragging on about it.
I think you have the case of ASW Bragging Liatos. The only cure for this is to FUCKING SHUT UP!
Hell i'll even track you! Me and you i'll drive my Escort RS Turbo with its chassie Falling apart and still pull your pants down, rob your balls and feed your small little winner to my pet dog Bongo.
Well here, Carl Still brags about this BMW that Cocks drive. BTW, you seam to have all the fact of ''Mines 555bhp'' been mapped ya know, be this guy from BMW MOtorsport.
Trouble is, you're 2tone car wouldn’t pull the skin off my rice Pudding that’s been sitting in my fridge for over 2 years, this BMW has not one bit of class, and is driven by people who own a Laptop and work while in MacDonald’s. You brag about something that is really SHIT, and has no style or even good performance. You can brag your car is so reliable and wont brake down after you given the car death, just to note i do the same with my old rusty banger, and i bet half the members do on here, but you don’t see them shouting asking for attention.
Hell i have mates whose rents have brought them cars, but they don’t go bragging on about it.
I think you have the case of ASW Bragging Liatos. The only cure for this is to FUCKING SHUT UP!
Hell i'll even track you! Me and you i'll drive my Escort RS Turbo with its chassie Falling apart and still pull your pants down, rob your balls and feed your small little winner to my pet dog Bongo.
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It looked like constructive criticism to me, I didn't see him "slatting" it.
I'm sure you could do really well with it personally as I think it looks good! I know your target market is probably the 'great illiterate' but it might be worth investing in a spelling/punctuation/grammar tool [or even a proof reader with basic English skills] so that you can help raise the bar
I'm sure you could do really well with it personally as I think it looks good! I know your target market is probably the 'great illiterate' but it might be worth investing in a spelling/punctuation/grammar tool [or even a proof reader with basic English skills] so that you can help raise the bar
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STFU!
It's fucking miles superior to an old Escort shitbox in every way. I know what I, and the majority of people who aren't mongs would rather drive.
The only reason people take the piss out of him is because he goes on and on... and on.
If I came on here claiming I had a Lambo and it was the best car in the world, and posted countless threads where I boasted about it, everyone would think 'What a cock!'. That doesn't make an early - mid 90s Ford Escort a better car though, does it?
It's fucking miles superior to an old Escort shitbox in every way. I know what I, and the majority of people who aren't mongs would rather drive.
The only reason people take the piss out of him is because he goes on and on... and on.
If I came on here claiming I had a Lambo and it was the best car in the world, and posted countless threads where I boasted about it, everyone would think 'What a cock!'. That doesn't make an early - mid 90s Ford Escort a better car though, does it?
Yet i wasnt compairing it to A BMW, So you Sit down, shut up and enjoy reading
I never said it was better, i just offerd to get my car and enjoy some track banter. and maybe have his balls for my Spagbowl
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It looked like constructive criticism to me, I didn't see him "slatting" it.
I'm sure you could do really well with it personally as I think it looks good! I know your target market is probably the 'great illiterate' but it might be worth investing in a spelling/punctuation/grammar tool [or even a proof reader with basic English skills] so that you can help raise the bar
I'm sure you could do really well with it personally as I think it looks good! I know your target market is probably the 'great illiterate' but it might be worth investing in a spelling/punctuation/grammar tool [or even a proof reader with basic English skills] so that you can help raise the bar
I seen it as a personal comment that was digging into something i've worked over 200,000 Hours Researching it, 2years trying to develop, endless Sleepless nights.
i dont want profit, or even making any money. hell i've even reviewed FAST FORD uner my top 5.
Your correc though, it needs more time on spelling, ect. which i will do, and all reviews will be looked at.
Dont mind people commenting, or even saying something....
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Your right im a easy bitter, always rise to the bait.
DanW - No problem, just though you was slatting it Beg me pardon that i jumped onto the bandwagen
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Suprided Carl is not on the drift forums saying his car is good at drfiting
(Yes even me with my limited knowlegde knows you reall cant drift an auto that well) or I could be wrong
(Yes even me with my limited knowlegde knows you reall cant drift an auto that well) or I could be wrong
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I'm not one for jumping on the 335d dxb bandwagon but this I genuinely LOL'd!
legendary automatic diesel 3 seies BMW that eats supposed supercars for breakfast.Unbeatable in the 1/4 mile drag.
The guy sat weeping at the traffic lights in his brand new, shiny 911. The dxb had pulled up next to him.
Internet legend!
legendary automatic diesel 3 seies BMW that eats supposed supercars for breakfast.Unbeatable in the 1/4 mile drag.
The guy sat weeping at the traffic lights in his brand new, shiny 911. The dxb had pulled up next to him.
Internet legend!
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