OMG LOOK WHAT I FOUND!!! UPDATED!!!
06-03-2007, 07:39 PM
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ffs, are you lot mad,,, the bloke now owns a WMD,,,, dont make fun of him incase he points and shoots 
thought the old bill round here where relaxed,,,, leaving that dumped is mental,,,,, fair play on that find,,,, pm me if you find any other "toys"
thought the old bill round here where relaxed,,,, leaving that dumped is mental,,,,, fair play on that find,,,, pm me if you find any other "toys"
06-03-2007, 08:46 PM
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Bets are on
3/1 hooligan gets arrested by the french on anti terrorism laws after they fear ze germans are at it again
5/1 hooligan earns him self a darwin award for blowing him self and half and holland up
10/1 hooligan makes a fortune selling his new found merchandise to some new found friends in the middle east
3/1 hooligan gets arrested by the french on anti terrorism laws after they fear ze germans are at it again
5/1 hooligan earns him self a darwin award for blowing him self and half and holland up
10/1 hooligan makes a fortune selling his new found merchandise to some new found friends in the middle east
06-03-2007, 09:26 PM
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this just PROVES in my book that theres some dutch accent in the liverpool accent,,,,, only a scouser would manage to not only find a fucking nuclear missile but then rob the fucker with no worried thoughts apart from " whats it worth then kid"
PS:,,,,, our scouse cabby didnt help you scousers out on friday by offering to sell us a mobile phone when getting a cab to the underbar,,,,,, though i didjt help out us southerners buy purchasing it either
hes reply when my mate asked where the charger is was " on ebay,,,, 5 quid" as he fooked off sharpish before we checked to see if it worked
PS:,,,,, our scouse cabby didnt help you scousers out on friday by offering to sell us a mobile phone when getting a cab to the underbar,,,,,, though i didjt help out us southerners buy purchasing it either
hes reply when my mate asked where the charger is was " on ebay,,,, 5 quid" as he fooked off sharpish before we checked to see if it worked
06-03-2007, 10:18 PM
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Now then comrades
MISSION ABORTED
Earlier tonight we drove to Germany with a large trailer and a small crane...can you guess what we did?
As it turns out it's not exactly easy to hoist a 26 foot long rocket onto a trailer, especially whilst trying not to look conspicuous
After approx. 1.5 hours we had the whole thing suspended 4 foot above the ground and we were just reversing the trailer underneath it when the borderpatrol showed up....
"Do you have ze correct paperz for ze removal of ze rocket?"
WHAT???
IT'S A 26 FOOT LONG RUSSIAN WARHEAD, WHAT DO YOU EXCPECT: A NOTE FROM THE KREMLIN SAYIN' IT'S OK???
Or in short: "errr...no."
So within moments the police shows up and at first they look rather puzzled as they seem to find it hard to believe what was going on...but efficient as ze Germans are, they had our id's, driverslicsenses, carpapers and all that confiscated and we were now beginning to think we'd be having bratwurst and beer for breakfast for the next few years
Imagine our surprise when they pigs return from their car telling us to follow them to the owners adress to ask if we have his permission to take it!!!
But alas, before we could get in the car the other coppers inform us that they have spoken to the owner (customs itselfs FMPSL!!!) and we do not have permission.
Oh dear. Now the ladycopper kindly informs us we can be on our merry way but to expect 'a letter from the police that states we wanted to take something that we did not have permission for' or in other words:
You're 'nicked and we'll see you in court you thieving little shit!
Oh well,
I've got 4 rockets at home allready so it's Holland 1, Germany nil.
MISSION ABORTED
Earlier tonight we drove to Germany with a large trailer and a small crane...can you guess what we did?
As it turns out it's not exactly easy to hoist a 26 foot long rocket onto a trailer, especially whilst trying not to look conspicuous
After approx. 1.5 hours we had the whole thing suspended 4 foot above the ground and we were just reversing the trailer underneath it when the borderpatrol showed up....
"Do you have ze correct paperz for ze removal of ze rocket?"
WHAT???
IT'S A 26 FOOT LONG RUSSIAN WARHEAD, WHAT DO YOU EXCPECT: A NOTE FROM THE KREMLIN SAYIN' IT'S OK???
Or in short: "errr...no."
So within moments the police shows up and at first they look rather puzzled as they seem to find it hard to believe what was going on...but efficient as ze Germans are, they had our id's, driverslicsenses, carpapers and all that confiscated and we were now beginning to think we'd be having bratwurst and beer for breakfast for the next few years
Imagine our surprise when they pigs return from their car telling us to follow them to the owners adress to ask if we have his permission to take it!!!
But alas, before we could get in the car the other coppers inform us that they have spoken to the owner (customs itselfs FMPSL!!!) and we do not have permission.
Oh dear. Now the ladycopper kindly informs us we can be on our merry way but to expect 'a letter from the police that states we wanted to take something that we did not have permission for' or in other words:
You're 'nicked and we'll see you in court you thieving little shit!
Oh well,
I've got 4 rockets at home allready so it's Holland 1, Germany nil.
07-03-2007, 12:18 AM
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Originally Posted by Ginge !
this just PROVES in my book that theres some dutch accent in the liverpool accent,,,,, only a scouser would manage to not only find a fucking nuclear missile but then rob the fucker with no worried thoughts apart from " whats it worth then kid"
PS:,,,,, our scouse cabby didnt help you scousers out on friday by offering to sell us a mobile phone when getting a cab to the underbar,,,,,, though i didjt help out us southerners buy purchasing it either
hes reply when my mate asked where the charger is was " on ebay,,,, 5 quid" as he fooked off sharpish before we checked to see if it worked
PS:,,,,, our scouse cabby didnt help you scousers out on friday by offering to sell us a mobile phone when getting a cab to the underbar,,,,,, though i didjt help out us southerners buy purchasing it either
hes reply when my mate asked where the charger is was " on ebay,,,, 5 quid" as he fooked off sharpish before we checked to see if it worked
07-03-2007, 09:02 AM
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Fastmaul: the picture you've posted isn't me!!!
PLEASE remove it as I do not want to be associated with that ginger tosser thank you very much
We were lucky that we took the 4 boosterrockets earlier so they don't know we nicked them...that is: they'll know but can't prove it
They told us to stop what we were doing and leave everything (including the crane and so on) as it was for the police to see but we just lowered the rocket and started cleaning up our tools and loading the crane PMSL!
Borderpatrol started to get properly annoyed but I pretended not to speak German and the only thing I kept uttering was the legendary German phrase when confronted with warcrimes:
Das hab ich nicht gewuBt!
Alan: no pm yet but I can't wait
PLEASE remove it as I do not want to be associated with that ginger tosser thank you very much
We were lucky that we took the 4 boosterrockets earlier so they don't know we nicked them...that is: they'll know but can't prove it
They told us to stop what we were doing and leave everything (including the crane and so on) as it was for the police to see but we just lowered the rocket and started cleaning up our tools and loading the crane PMSL!
Borderpatrol started to get properly annoyed but I pretended not to speak German and the only thing I kept uttering was the legendary German phrase when confronted with warcrimes:
Das hab ich nicht gewuBt!
Alan: no pm yet but I can't wait
07-03-2007, 10:26 AM
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Just spoke to a laywer and apperantly what happens next depends on how they write it down: it happened on the customsgrounds so they can class it as attempted theft of stateproperty
If they do that I think I need to pack an overnight bag, if they don't the laywer say's not to worry too much wich I wasn't planning on anyway
If they do that I think I need to pack an overnight bag, if they don't the laywer say's not to worry too much wich I wasn't planning on anyway
07-03-2007, 10:45 AM
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Originally Posted by alanfordtw-15
you should go the site 28dayslater.com, they'd love something like this 
Nah they wouldnt.
They have all sorts of 'codes of conduct'
They go, they look, they photograph but they never cause damage or take things that dont belong to them...
Especially Missiles... !!
08-03-2007, 10:12 AM
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NEWSFLASH
There's a camera mounted on a tripod behind one of the windows of the customsbuilding since yesterday
My friend travels across that border everyday as he lives in germany and he went to take a look, he'll try to take some pictures tomorrow
There's a camera mounted on a tripod behind one of the windows of the customsbuilding since yesterday
My friend travels across that border everyday as he lives in germany and he went to take a look, he'll try to take some pictures tomorrow
08-03-2007, 05:09 PM
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An another update:
I have a date at a German policestation tomorrow morning...
I'll have to explain my actions to herr oberst
So the gameplan is to apologize profusely and maintain my innocence with regards to the 4 rockets that currently reside in our workshop
I have a date at a German policestation tomorrow morning...
I'll have to explain my actions to herr oberst
So the gameplan is to apologize profusely and maintain my innocence with regards to the 4 rockets that currently reside in our workshop
