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Old 31-01-2007, 11:35 AM
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see how you do

i got 6 out of 11

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Old 31-01-2007, 11:39 AM
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Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?

25,but theres no 25 option.
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9 no idea about the baseball one... and got the month one wrong!!!
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Originally Posted by BatFink
Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?

25,but theres no 25 option.
30 divided by a half is 60 you pleb!!!

30 divided by 2 is 15!!!!
Old 31-01-2007, 11:42 AM
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on the answer's it says "devide 30 by 1/2 equals 60" but fuck knows how that is it says "it takes some thinking"...yeah your not fucking kidding
Old 31-01-2007, 11:43 AM
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Old 31-01-2007, 11:44 AM
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You GOT a score of 11 out of 11
You rating: Only 3 people have ever scored this high
This is based on the Simon Evans score rating system
answers below

Now Here's the Twist, your answers not only can tell your current intelligence, but the combination can also forcast your upcoming love life:

Your Projected Love Life: Your Love Life may bloom soon
Old 31-01-2007, 11:44 AM
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3. Trick questions or what.
Old 31-01-2007, 11:45 AM
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Originally Posted by Porkie
Originally Posted by BatFink
Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?

25,but theres no 25 option.
30 divided by a half is 60 you pleb!!!

30 divided by 2 is 15!!!!
Got it now mate.

I was thinkink 30 divided by 2.
Old 31-01-2007, 11:45 AM
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I got ten, got the ark one wrong, noah not moses, doh!!

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Old 31-01-2007, 11:45 AM
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10 - no idea about baseball!

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Old 31-01-2007, 11:46 AM
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Originally Posted by Porkie
Originally Posted by BatFink
Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?

25,but theres no 25 option.
30 divided by a half is 60 you pleb!!!

30 divided by 2 is 15!!!!
Youth of today, and they wonder why the country is going to pot .

If it's that difficult to comprehend, use a calculator .
Old 31-01-2007, 11:47 AM
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try the mensa tests

http://www.mensa-test.com/
Old 31-01-2007, 11:47 AM
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Originally Posted by Mike Rainbird
Originally Posted by Porkie
Originally Posted by BatFink
Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?

25,but theres no 25 option.
30 divided by a half is 60 you pleb!!!

30 divided by 2 is 15!!!!
Youth of today, and they wonder why the country is going to pot .

If it's that difficult to comprehend, use a calculator .
I was thinking 30 divided by 2.
Old 31-01-2007, 11:48 AM
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Its NOT asking what a half of 30 is.

That would be 30 divided by 2...

its asking what 30 divided by .50 is !!! and the answer is 60!!!

I can't be any clearer
Old 31-01-2007, 11:48 AM
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You GOT a score of 11 out of 11
You rating: Only 3 people have ever scored this high ......... BULLSHIT
This is based on the Simon Evans score rating system
answers below
Old 31-01-2007, 11:51 AM
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Originally Posted by Porkie
Its NOT asking what a half of 30 is.

That would be 30 divided by 2...

its asking what 30 divided by .50 is !!! and the answer is 60!!!

I can't be any clearer
Got it now. Half asleep today and that's my excuse.
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Originally Posted by BatFink
Originally Posted by Porkie
Its NOT asking what a half of 30 is.

That would be 30 divided by 2...

its asking what 30 divided by .50 is !!! and the answer is 60!!!

I can't be any clearer
Got it now. Half your age and that's my excuse.
Old 31-01-2007, 11:52 AM
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9.....

Got caught out by the Ark question, and the question about the apples had me totally baffled, the irony being that I'm sitting at a desk eating an apple and moving parts of it around like that water/scales scene in Die Hard 3
Old 31-01-2007, 11:53 AM
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Originally Posted by Redkop
pmsl

You GOT a score of 11 out of 11
You rating: Only 3 people have ever scored this high ......... BULLSHIT
This is based on the Simon Evans score rating system
answers below
I failed on the month one . I was going to put the correct answer believing it to be one of those stupid trick questions, but then thought na, it's Febraury, they're trying to double-bluff me .

Forgot to say, they still reckon my love-life is mediocre though, despite wanting me to come and work for them .
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PMSL!

Mike,I done the same thing.
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Originally Posted by UnseenMenace


I don't get that one... even when they explain it
how many 0.5's go into 30 and the answer is 60 0.5's go into 30
Old 31-01-2007, 11:56 AM
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Originally Posted by Mike Rainbird
Originally Posted by Redkop
pmsl

You GOT a score of 11 out of 11
You rating: Only 3 people have ever scored this high ......... BULLSHIT
This is based on the Simon Evans score rating system
answers below
I failed on the month one . I was going to put the correct answer believing it to be one of those stupid trick questions, but then thought na, it's Febraury, they're trying to double-bluff me .
The one I had to think about was the cricket one, guessed that 6 balls per over = 6 batsmen out but didn't have a clue really
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Originally Posted by RichardPON
9.....

Got caught out by the Ark question, and the question about the apples had me totally baffled, the irony being that I'm sitting at a desk eating an apple and moving parts of it around like that water/scales scene in Die Hard 3
You must of looked like a right mong
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Originally Posted by Redkop
Originally Posted by Mike Rainbird
Originally Posted by Redkop
pmsl

You GOT a score of 11 out of 11
You rating: Only 3 people have ever scored this high ......... BULLSHIT
This is based on the Simon Evans score rating system
answers below
I failed on the month one . I was going to put the correct answer believing it to be one of those stupid trick questions, but then thought na, it's Febraury, they're trying to double-bluff me .
The one I had to think about was the cricket one, guessed that 6 balls per over = 6 batsmen out but didn't have a clue really
So fluke then - given that this was a baseball reference!

JJ
Old 31-01-2007, 12:01 PM
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Originally Posted by lead_foot
Originally Posted by RichardPON
9.....

Got caught out by the Ark question, and the question about the apples had me totally baffled, the irony being that I'm sitting at a desk eating an apple and moving parts of it around like that water/scales scene in Die Hard 3
You must of looked like a right mong
To be honest, I would have to agree!
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I got 9, the moses/noah one and the innings. Load of crap though, lol
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Originally Posted by JjCoDeX75
Originally Posted by Redkop
Originally Posted by Mike Rainbird
Originally Posted by Redkop
pmsl

You GOT a score of 11 out of 11
You rating: Only 3 people have ever scored this high ......... BULLSHIT
This is based on the Simon Evans score rating system
answers below
I failed on the month one . I was going to put the correct answer believing it to be one of those stupid trick questions, but then thought na, it's Febraury, they're trying to double-bluff me .
The one I had to think about was the cricket one, guessed that 6 balls per over = 6 batsmen out but didn't have a clue really
So fluke then - given that this was a baseball reference!

JJ
Oooops lol I just saw 'innings'
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Originally Posted by JjCoDeX75
Originally Posted by Redkop
Originally Posted by Mike Rainbird
Originally Posted by Redkop
pmsl

You GOT a score of 11 out of 11
You rating: Only 3 people have ever scored this high ......... BULLSHIT
This is based on the Simon Evans score rating system
answers below
I failed on the month one . I was going to put the correct answer believing it to be one of those stupid trick questions, but then thought na, it's Febraury, they're trying to double-bluff me .
The one I had to think about was the cricket one, guessed that 6 balls per over = 6 batsmen out but didn't have a clue really
So fluke then - given that this was a baseball reference!

JJ

I only knew that from playing on Wii sports.
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10, no idea about the cricket.
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Originally Posted by Redkop

The one I had to think about was the cricket one, guessed that 6 balls per over = 6 batsmen out but didn't have a clue really
OMFG.... talk about luck!!!

You got the wrong sport... its baseball!

AND you clearly know NOTHING AT ALL about cricket 6 balls per over = 6 batsmen out?!??!??! what the HELL???

but you STILL got it right
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Originally Posted by Rick
10, no idea about the cricket.
BASEBALL
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Originally Posted by Porkie
Originally Posted by Redkop

The one I had to think about was the cricket one, guessed that 6 balls per over = 6 batsmen out but didn't have a clue really
OMFG.... talk about luck!!!

You got the wrong sport... its baseball!

AND you clearly know NOTHING AT ALL about cricket 6 balls per over = 6 batsmen out?!??!??! what the HELL???

but you STILL got it right
It is theoretically possible in cricket that 6 batsmen can be out in one over, highly unlikely, but still feasible.
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it is... BUT IN CRICKET YOU NEED 10 BATSMEN OUT FOR AN INNINGS!!!!

SO please retract your

AS YOU WOULD STILL BE WRONG!!!!!

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Originally Posted by Porkie
it is... BUT IN CRICKET YOU NEED 10 PEOPLE OUT FOR AN INNINGS!!!!

SO please retract your

AS YOU WOULD STILL BE WRONG!!!!!



Cricket is such a stupid game anyway, so how am I supposed to know about it?
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yes ok im blonde...... i only got 3!!!
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Originally Posted by UnseenMenace


try the mensa tests

http://www.mensa-test.com/
i got 6 and give up
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9...I read innings and thought right...that's sport...sod trying to guess that

I got this one wrong though too

How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?
0. Moses didn't have an ark, Noah did!



There is a reason why my mother should have christened me/taken me to church...

My defence is I'm non religious...so you could have said how many animals did Dave take on the ark and I'd have answered the same
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I just noticed the beautiful irony of the thread title being spelt incorrrectly!
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Originally Posted by Redkop
Originally Posted by Porkie
it is... BUT IN CRICKET YOU NEED 10 PEOPLE OUT FOR AN INNINGS!!!!

SO please retract your

AS YOU WOULD STILL BE WRONG!!!!!



Cricket is such a stupid game anyway, so how am I supposed to know about it?
Cricket is far from stupid Lynne. Brilliant game, just dont watch england play it in their current form as they look stupid


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