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Old 25-08-2006, 08:30 PM
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Default Electronic dump valve simulator..WTF

In the demon tweeks catalouge that came with PF mag page 201.

No website link so here goes.....

The sabre EDV is an electronic unit that creates the dump valve noise when your throttle is released even if you dont ave a turbo! EVEN FITS TURBO CHARGED CARS, O LUCKY THEM THEN!!!

NO TURBO REQUIRED

Very loud 130db

easy DIY installation

Fits all vehicles

£149.99

Look what the fuck are they playin at. the fast and the furious crew are gonna have a feild day with this dog shit. we're all doomed
Old 25-08-2006, 08:32 PM
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Try and find the video for it. Its hilarious
Old 25-08-2006, 08:35 PM
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Been around a while now.

MJS in ipswich make them.

They sound pretty pants
Old 25-08-2006, 08:35 PM
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Originally Posted by MB7201
Try and find the video for it. Its hilarious
i'll try mate. any links???
Old 25-08-2006, 08:37 PM
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They still retail at £150 Thought they'd be giving them away with valve caps or summit.

One of the biggest bag of shite since neons and lexarse lights
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They been around for at least 2 years, not that popular tho as even the boyracers know its gay
Old 25-08-2006, 08:40 PM
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Originally Posted by MB7201
Try and find the video for it. Its hilarious
you wouldnt mean this one would you?
http://www.potn.com/movies/saber.wmv

lol..... sounds like summink outta fuckin' star wars

IMO dump valves sound shat anyway but that sounds shatter
Old 25-08-2006, 08:41 PM
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http://s76.photobucket.com/albums/j1...t=driving2.flv

what the hell is the world coming too
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Just had to pop up to the toilet to find DT mag (magazine rack in loo) to have a look....
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Originally Posted by codey47
Originally Posted by MB7201
Try and find the video for it. Its hilarious
you wouldnt mean this one would you?
http://www.potn.com/movies/saber.wmv

lol..... sounds like summink outta fuckin' star wars

IMO dump valves sound shat anyway but that sounds shatter
Thats the one

I'm just off to the shops now with my 150 quid, even David Dickinson couldn't find a steal like this
Old 25-08-2006, 09:02 PM
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heard betta sounds out the rear area of me dads pants
lidl beans-- 9 pence
CHEAP AS CHIPS THE ORANGE BASTARD
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ha ha! thats fookin bollocks! sure fire way to turn shit box into a proper muppet mobile
Old 25-08-2006, 09:23 PM
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so what happens if you dont rev the shit out of it, does the noise go off if you change at 2500rpm? thats dog shit
Old 25-08-2006, 09:53 PM
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Originally Posted by codey47
heard betta sounds out the rear area of me dads pants
lidl beans-- 9 pence
CHEAP AS CHIPS THE ORANGE BASTARD
Old 26-08-2006, 01:54 PM
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Even though they are incredably gay Squint has made a MINT from it!
Old 26-08-2006, 02:07 PM
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I know of someone who has created a turbo noise simulator that is VERY accurate, in fact so much so that i guarentee it would fool you stavros if you heard it

It doesnt just do the dump noise, it actually plots the position of where you would be on the compressor map and creates ALL noises appropriately including turbo stall sounds and the turbo spooling up, it really is an amazingly thorough bit of kit, but ultimately is still pretty chavvy i guess
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For sad coonts in Saxo's

Most people I know with a turbo prefer the chatter sound and remove the dump valve
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Justed watched the video!!

LMFAO
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Originally Posted by gar mae
For sad coonts in Saxo's

Most people I know with a turbo prefer the chatter sound and remove the dump valve
I bet that doesnt include anyone with a big power cossie though (as in 600bhp+)

lol

on gt35r if you remove the dump valve the turbo dies!
Old 26-08-2006, 03:29 PM
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Fair enough, they are needed in cars running high boost, but 99% of people dont really need them and they sound pants.

Send the dump valves back to the 90's with Venoms i think
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Originally Posted by codey47
CHEAP AS CHIPS THE ORANGE BASTARD
Hey, leave him alone! Hes a ford fan













Old 27-08-2006, 02:48 PM
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ahhh ...Dickinson Orange...brings back mammories
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