your best phrase from a film
10-03-2006, 08:47 AM
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do you suck dick?
sir no sir
bullshit i bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
i think the best part of you ran down the crack of your mummas ass and ended up as the brown stain on the matress.
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sir no sir
bullshit i bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
i think the best part of you ran down the crack of your mummas ass and ended up as the brown stain on the matress.
full metal jacket
10-03-2006, 08:58 AM
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A long quote, but I wonder how many people know the film..........
The numbers all go to eleven. Look, right across the board, eleven, eleven, eleven and...
Oh, I see. And most amps go up to ten?
Exactly.
Does that mean it's louder? Is it any louder?
Well, it's one louder, isn't it? It's not ten. You see, most blokes, you know, will be playing at ten. You're on ten here, all the way up, all the way up, all the way up, you're on ten on your guitar. Where can you go from there? Where?
I don't know.
Nowhere. Exactly. What we do is, if we need that extra push over the cliff, you know what we do?
Put it up to eleven.
Eleven. Exactly. One louder.
Why don't you just make ten louder and make ten be the top number and make that a little louder?
[pause] These go to eleven.
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and two from an absolute classic!
Attention, whoever you are. This channel is reserved for emergency calls only—
No fucking shit, lady! Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?!
..........................
I got a hundred people down here and they're all covered in glass.
Glass? Who gives a shit about glass? Who the fuck is this?
This is Deputy Chief Dwayne T. Robinson, and I am in charge here.
Oh you're in charge? Well I got news for you *Dwayne*, from up here it doesn't look like you're in charge of jack shit.
You listen to me you little asshole.........
Asshole? I'm not the one who just got butt-fucked on national TV, *Dwayne*.
The numbers all go to eleven. Look, right across the board, eleven, eleven, eleven and...
Oh, I see. And most amps go up to ten?
Exactly.
Does that mean it's louder? Is it any louder?
Well, it's one louder, isn't it? It's not ten. You see, most blokes, you know, will be playing at ten. You're on ten here, all the way up, all the way up, all the way up, you're on ten on your guitar. Where can you go from there? Where?
I don't know.
Nowhere. Exactly. What we do is, if we need that extra push over the cliff, you know what we do?
Put it up to eleven.
Eleven. Exactly. One louder.
Why don't you just make ten louder and make ten be the top number and make that a little louder?
[pause] These go to eleven.
----------------------------------------------
and two from an absolute classic!
Attention, whoever you are. This channel is reserved for emergency calls only—
No fucking shit, lady! Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?!
..........................
I got a hundred people down here and they're all covered in glass.
Glass? Who gives a shit about glass? Who the fuck is this?
This is Deputy Chief Dwayne T. Robinson, and I am in charge here.
Oh you're in charge? Well I got news for you *Dwayne*, from up here it doesn't look like you're in charge of jack shit.
You listen to me you little asshole.........
Asshole? I'm not the one who just got butt-fucked on national TV, *Dwayne*.
10-03-2006, 09:12 AM
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The numbers all go to eleven. Look, right across the board, eleven, eleven, eleven and...
Oh, I see. And most amps go up to ten?
Exactly.
Does that mean it's louder? Is it any louder?
Well, it's one louder, isn't it? It's not ten. You see, most blokes, you know, will be playing at ten. You're on ten here, all the way up, all the way up, all the way up, you're on ten on your guitar. Where can you go from there? Where?
I don't know.
Nowhere. Exactly. What we do is, if we need that extra push over the cliff, you know what we do?
Put it up to eleven.
Eleven. Exactly. One louder.
Why don't you just make ten louder and make ten be the top number and make that a little louder?
[pause] These go to eleven.
Oh, I see. And most amps go up to ten?
Exactly.
Does that mean it's louder? Is it any louder?
Well, it's one louder, isn't it? It's not ten. You see, most blokes, you know, will be playing at ten. You're on ten here, all the way up, all the way up, all the way up, you're on ten on your guitar. Where can you go from there? Where?
I don't know.
Nowhere. Exactly. What we do is, if we need that extra push over the cliff, you know what we do?
Put it up to eleven.
Eleven. Exactly. One louder.
Why don't you just make ten louder and make ten be the top number and make that a little louder?
[pause] These go to eleven.
Attention, whoever you are. This channel is reserved for emergency calls only—
No fucking shit, lady! Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?!
..........................
I got a hundred people down here and they're all covered in glass.
Glass? Who gives a shit about glass? Who the fuck is this?
This is Deputy Chief Dwayne T. Robinson, and I am in charge here.
Oh you're in charge? Well I got news for you *Dwayne*, from up here it doesn't look like you're in charge of jack shit.
You listen to me you little asshole.........
Asshole? I'm not the one who just got butt-fucked on national TV, *Dwayne*.
No fucking shit, lady! Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?!
..........................
I got a hundred people down here and they're all covered in glass.
Glass? Who gives a shit about glass? Who the fuck is this?
This is Deputy Chief Dwayne T. Robinson, and I am in charge here.
Oh you're in charge? Well I got news for you *Dwayne*, from up here it doesn't look like you're in charge of jack shit.
You listen to me you little asshole.........
Asshole? I'm not the one who just got butt-fucked on national TV, *Dwayne*.
10-03-2006, 09:26 AM
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`it doesnt matter if you win by an inch or a mile ,winnings winning`
`dude i almost had you ` you never had me you never had your car granny shifting not double clutching like you should your luckey that 100 shot of nos didnt blow the welds on the intake ,now me and the mad Scientist got to rip apart the block and replace the piston rings you fryed`
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`dude i almost had you ` you never had me you never had your car granny shifting not double clutching like you should your luckey that 100 shot of nos didnt blow the welds on the intake ,now me and the mad Scientist got to rip apart the block and replace the piston rings you fryed`
fast and furious
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10-03-2006, 10:16 AM
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Originally Posted by MattRS1600i
Jesus Quintana: You ready to be fucked, man? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna fuck you up.
The Dude: Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
Jesus Quintana: Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."
The Dude: Jesus.
Jesus Quintana: You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.
Walter Sobchak: Eight-year-olds, Dude.
The Big Lebowski
The Dude: Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
Jesus Quintana: Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."
The Dude: Jesus.
Jesus Quintana: You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.
Walter Sobchak: Eight-year-olds, Dude.
The Big Lebowski
Pendejo 
10-03-2006, 10:32 AM
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This is one of my faves, after some that have already been posted.
This is from Dogma:
*Car groaning and revving on the limiter*
"What gear are you in??"
"GEAR?!?!?!?!"
This is from Dogma:
*Car groaning and revving on the limiter*
"What gear are you in??"
"GEAR?!?!?!?!"
10-03-2006, 10:49 AM
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JULES
Just hang in there, baby, you're
doing' great, Ringo's proud of you
and so am I. It's almost over,
(to Pumpkin)
Now I want you to go in that bag
and find my wallet.
PUMPKIN
Which one is it?
JULES
It's the one that says Bad
Motherfucker on it.
Just hang in there, baby, you're
doing' great, Ringo's proud of you
and so am I. It's almost over,
(to Pumpkin)
Now I want you to go in that bag
and find my wallet.
PUMPKIN
Which one is it?
JULES
It's the one that says Bad
Motherfucker on it.
10-03-2006, 11:06 AM
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Joe: Here are your names: Mr. Brown, Mr. White, Mr. Blonde, Mr. Blue, Mr. Orange, and Mr. Pink.
Mr. Pink: Why am I Mr. Pink?
Joe: Because you're a faggot alright.
Mr. Pink: Why am I Mr. Pink?
Joe: Because you're a faggot alright.
10-03-2006, 11:18 AM
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'WHERES YA TOOL?!
what fucking tool?
<wallop!>
THIS FUCKING TOOL!!!!!!'
Scum
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'When you cant see the angles no more.... You in trouble.
Carlito's Way
what fucking tool?
<wallop!>
THIS FUCKING TOOL!!!!!!'
Scum
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'When you cant see the angles no more.... You in trouble.
Carlito's Way
10-03-2006, 11:22 AM
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"aaaagghhhhhh shhhheeeeeet, it's the nigres"
the start of bad boys 2 when they are at the KKK meetup dressed as the KKK too, thats the funniest fukkin thing i head in a long time.
or on shameless a few weeks ago when the one with torrettes shouts out something, cant remeber now but it ended in c*nt - had both me and wife in tears
the start of bad boys 2 when they are at the KKK meetup dressed as the KKK too, thats the funniest fukkin thing i head in a long time.
or on shameless a few weeks ago when the one with torrettes shouts out something, cant remeber now but it ended in c*nt - had both me and wife in tears
10-03-2006, 11:27 AM
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Holy dog shit. Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?
10-03-2006, 11:37 AM
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One of my favourite films, lets see who gets it.
"Retired? Fuck off you're revolting"
"I won't let you be happy, why should I?"
"It's the sheer fuckoffness of it all"
and the one that should give you the biggest hint.
"Is this a fuck off Gal?"
"Retired? Fuck off you're revolting"
"I won't let you be happy, why should I?"
"It's the sheer fuckoffness of it all"
and the one that should give you the biggest hint.
"Is this a fuck off Gal?"
10-03-2006, 11:59 AM
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i heard that you were feeling ill headache fever and a chill i came here to restore your pluck coz im the nurse who likes to f**k
FERRIS BUELLERS DAY OFF!
FERRIS BUELLERS DAY OFF!
10-03-2006, 01:10 PM
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When asked what his last request was Mr Keru says to the fit bird "i spose a f**ks out of the question?"
See No Evil Hear No Evil
Why did Mr Milo cross the road?
Coz his dick was stuck up the chicken
Last Boy Scout
See No Evil Hear No Evil
Why did Mr Milo cross the road?
Coz his dick was stuck up the chicken
Last Boy Scout
10-03-2006, 01:56 PM
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Originally Posted by DogSmoke
This is one of my faves, after some that have already been posted.
This is from Dogma:
*Car groaning and revving on the limiter*
"What gear are you in??"
"GEAR?!?!?!?!"
This is from Dogma:
*Car groaning and revving on the limiter*
"What gear are you in??"
"GEAR?!?!?!?!"
Chris Rock later on says:
Hey! What I just did gave me a fucking migraine! So if you don't pipe down, I'm going to yank your sack off like a paper towel
and how many Jay lines?
So do you do anal? Is it true that chicks fart if you blast 'em in the ass?
Bethany: "16 Candles" John Hughes?
Jay: You know him too? That fucking guy. Made this flick "16 Candles" right? Not bad it's got tits in it, but no bush. Of course Ebert over here don't give a shit about that stuff cause he's all in love with this John Hughes guy and rents every one of his movies. Fucking "Breakfast Club" all these stupid kids actually show up to detention, fucking "Weird Science" where this one chick wants to take off her gear and get down, but aw, no she don't cause it's a PG movie, and then there's "Pretty In Pink" which I can't watch with this tubby muthafucker any more, because everytime we get to the part where the red head hooks up with her dream guy, he starts sobbin' like a little eight-year-old with a skinned knee and shit. And nothing is worse then watching a fat man weep.
10-03-2006, 02:46 PM
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Originally Posted by robocos
Now,shine my fucking shoes.
Goodfellas
Goodfellas
10-03-2006, 02:55 PM
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' youre about as much use as a cock flavoured lollypop '
Dodgeball
Sexy Beast ?
Dodgeball
One of my favourite films, lets see who gets it.
"Retired? Fuck off you're revolting"
"I won't let you be happy, why should I?"
"It's the sheer fuckoffness of it all"
and the one that should give you the biggest hint.
"Is this a fuck off Gal?"
"Retired? Fuck off you're revolting"
"I won't let you be happy, why should I?"
"It's the sheer fuckoffness of it all"
and the one that should give you the biggest hint.
"Is this a fuck off Gal?"