i bought a nice half pound bag of mixed ham from the butches yesterday for my butties at work this week. had some yesterday and left the rest at the back of the fridge.

come to get it just now to make my snap for this evening and its all been frigging eaten apart from 4 pieces - enough for 1 slice of bread to fold over

the fat fucker will get dogshit butties if he does that trick again

 

Whats a half pound bag of mixed ham?? Is it all the offcuts and shit?

 

its like boiled ham chunks and the like

 

Fookin offel lovers

 

it fookin lovly

 

Buy a bag of mixed testicles and tell him how nice the "meat" in the fridge was and await

 

make him chicken and "special" mayo sandwiches

 

aye gracie store it up for a couple of days so it nice and thick

 

What would you know about "frigging" and "flange" anyway?

(says me ignoring that Gracey had more success with fit birds on the ring trip than anyone else, LOL)

 

i detect a hint of jealously at my escapades in germany

 

Only a hint? More like a bucketful mate!

All that cocksucking must have dummed down your senses

 

i'm just waiting on a call from a lass called Leanne at the moment - can't wait to give her a service and play with her boobies

 

What on earth are you talking about?

 

boobies?!

Your confusing us let alone yourself!


ALex

 

Fucking switch hitter i tell thee!

 

 

oh the pain

 

 

 

hotel model gracey

fair play, cant beat a bit of fanny mate, you made the right choice

 

You sound like a man who has experience both men and women steve...

I've have heard most of you greek fellas love the cock

 

You are only gay if you push back according to Steve

 

Damn, ive been rumbled

Nah seriously, i dont understand even how women find blokes attractive, never mind blokes fancying blokes Never quite got it myself (and "got it" in that way either )

 

Thats just cause you have to look at you in the mirror mate.

If you looked at me in the mirror everyday you would see the appeal

 

ARMY?????????????