ok this is serious idea im having, no im not doing a runner from all my recent court time im about to get

me and the missus have been talking abiout it for a few years and tbh i know think that its one of the options i should be looking at

im thinking of reclocating to malta, the missus family lives there so wanna know what i gotta take into consideration when reloating to another country

im gonna start looking at the prices of places there as i think we might have access to enough cash ( after all the fines are payed for ) to relocate there but would deffo have to find a job so i may ave to sell my body to stick food on the table

anyone with info would be cool

any websites that have a dummy text would be cool aswell

cheers in advance

 

how about somewhere, where keyboards are BANNED!




(joke! please dont send me a 5000 word PM asking why im being horrible to you! )

 

dave when i go im gonna sent you post cards from ya garden nome

cheers for another helpfull reply too

 

if they'll have you

 

can you imagine the application form?

christ, it'd be about 15 pages of waffle!

 

im thinking of relocating to malta, the missus family lives

that may be a good starting point for you to find out

 

they dont have a choice, im comming and if they wont let me ill write them 1 letter a day till the let me

 

as long as you aint going australia

 

I can just picture the Maltese foreign secretary now runnin around in a panic shittin hisself cos someone has e-mail him the thread......


Oh Foooook...........Ginge is comin......Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp..















Seriously though mate think they should have a website,most countries do now to promote themselves.....try a search on google......worth a try....

 

canada is easy to get into, even the usa is getting harder!

 

yeah they said that nikki just needs to go over and the baby too but they dont seem to know how i can get there

also i dont wanna move where they live and wanna keep it like we do now, contact via christmas cards and funerals


seriously thinking about it though but dont wanna tell them as we woill be told to sell up and live with them till we find our feet but there all gid bothering people and our first stop would be church for the cathlic chrisening and then wedding

they wont even let us share a room even though we got a kid and a house together

 

All you need to find out is

Can i have free money
Can i have a free house
Can i get a free driving licence
Can i have a free car (to go with the above)

Oh sorry thats if you want to come here

simon

 

i emailed that to malta embassy and they sent me a application for a british citizenship m had a piccy of tony blair with a big grin on his face

hence why i wanna move , im a true BRITISH citizen and love my country but hate whats happening to it

and malta love the british and even have the george cross on there flag

 

Aint that the fucking truth
simon

 

plenty of cosworths in malta as well you know.

 

tim i wanna chat to ya about that too, as i now work at fords and theres a guyn who lives in malta that buys RS stuff and sells it over there ( i never posted that as the missus thinks im going to sell the cossie and move )

ill pm ya the stuff though if ya got time

 

ok,his name is richard by the way.

 

im not sure ill cheack his account, hes a fooking good spender and they love him at my place

they al hate rs's or boy racers and constantly pick on me about owning a cossie and thinking im nigel mansell

 

my sister is moving to new zealand in a couple of weeks, and i am really jealous tbh,

dont you need to be skilled or have family to move etc, sort of fprove you would be an assett to the country type thing?

 

my missus is a imagrant from there and her uncle is a very famous celeb in malta and over here



oh and as im going im sure they will roll out the carpets ect , but that will be at gatwick for when im leaving

 

jeremy beadle?

 

st george

na hes a wel respected person but she hates when i talk about it as she dont actually know him well as she lives here

 

dont blame you mate, this country is turning into a right steaming pile of shit

 

i couldnt agree more with all said here it is a shame

baz

 

too true!

The most important thing to find out Ginge is...........

how to get there!

 

hasnt he gone yet??

 

poor poor Malta

 

They might have to usher you in to Malta under the cover of darkness and quickly send you down to a remote corner of the island behind closed doors!

Malta might keep tracks on the relationships of all their residents

 

I used to live in Malta mate...it's not what it used to be like though!

Immigration laws used to be incredibly strict, make no mistake, although it should be easier now.

10 to 15 years ago it was CHEAP like you wouldn't believe...only one trafficlight on the whole island and no seatbelt laws and so on: it was a very very backward place but pretty cool if you like that sorta thing.
It is a very limited place though: very very small so you'll soon know everybody and a lot of Maltese youths feel 'suffocated' because of it.

Nowaday's it's MUCH more modern and therefor much more expensive! Housing became 5 times more expensive and the day's that you could get pissed on a fiver are gone as well...

If your missus is Maltese you should be accustomed to the Maltese temperament: it's never a good idea to mix Arab and Italian blood lol Bit like crossing a pittbull with a Rottie PMSL!

As far as loving the Brits: it used to be a British colony for fuck's sake, that's not love you twat!
You'll find that a lot of Maltese actually spit on the Brits as they're very proud and still hold a grudge although they won't say it out loud as the Brits are now a source of income to them...

I've lived in St.Andrews (Now officially re-named Swieqi, that's how much they love the Brits!), Naxxar and San Pawl tat-targa.

 

Ginge,

How about going on holiday there for a couple of weeks to find out if yuo even like it there.

What are you gonna do about not being able to speak the language?

 

Most of the Maltese will speak English except for the elderly sometimes and people from what could be considered the 'countryside'. You'll find some of them will also just REFUSE to speak English even though they can
Maltese is a hard language to learn but I'm sure you're missus could tutor you lol

Expect to pay over the odds for cabfare and all that as well being British

Also, it get's very very very HOT over there and in wintertime the place floods lol
It is a very different culture that really takes getting used to if you live there although it will be easier now than when I moved there.

 

They will refuse but the way ginge waffles on and on they will suddenly say some english...

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU TWAT!

 

I love Maltese women though:

darkskinned, dark hair, sultry looks, lovely arses and tits
They're all catholics and during the day they wear their schoolgirluniforms and during the nights they turn into the things Steve's fantasies are made off: they will wear the shortest, skimpiest of skirts and lace bra's
From on the age of 13 they behave like proper slappers

 

....... and you moved because......................?

 

I moved back because after a few years it was doing my head in: when you're on a holiday it all seems great but when you're actually living there you realise what an isolated place it really is.
At the time when the whole world had a VCR you still had to pay 4 times the normal price for example, bikeparts were a nightmare to get and everybody was still driving old Granada's with pink floyd plastered over the rearscreens
After a while you run out of places to go and it just did my head in.
Also I was with a Maltese woman and she did my head in

Still, I miss the place and sometimes think of going back but nowaday's it's just too expensive and jobs are hard to come by.

 

were gonna go there soon, that was the plan, i was ment to go a few years ago but the first week i had to work so the missus went without me and i was ment to meet her there but instead i spent the money on fitting a turbo engine in me cabrio



hooligan you aint kidding about religious bollox there, her grand parents have piccys of got and jesus in every room

its a very very laid back place ( and im a lazy fooker aswell rememeber)

you say its expensive to live there but honestly my missus came back with half the money i gave her went she went, ok she was staying with her aunts and grand parents ect but i was ipressed as she also had to leave clothes there top get her new clothes back

were gonna take a week there to see if i can get away with the hot temps there

the english thing aint a prob as they all speak english and living in london ya get used to talking to people and them not replying in english anwyay but they still do a proper job on washing me car so ive never held that against em

ive also noticed the price of property has gone up alot, we was gonna buy a shell of a house 5 years ago when we first met for 25k and her family ( all builders and boxers ) where gonna fit the electrics and the water supply

but i pulled out as i didnt wanna leave this great country that i was stupid enough to think looked after me

calls to malta are a fooking mare too, hence why we aint spoke to em as the maltease never stop talking

we spoke aboiut it to her dad last time and the first thing he done the next day was booked us a flight to go there open return

but hes gonna retire in a few years and move back so if we ask he the fooker will sell our flat and drive us there before he has hes dinner

what i was thinking abotu is when moving to another country what have i got to take into consideration, visa's, mastercard, passport, work permit, imagrant status ( ill be the imagrant for once )

dont talk to me about a maltease temper either

her family are a nightmare when they get going and her old man whos a proper grafter and nice guy fooking switch's big time , he was also a boxer too so i tend not to get on the wrong side of him


last thing, when ya was saying about old granadas ect her grandad still has a mk3 cortina that hes soo proud to own, he sounds like Dell Trotter talking about his capri ghia

 

If he leaves I sense a upcoming thread similar to the "Castrol Matt on holiday" thread.

 

Getting on with the heat is allright for a week or so...try it for months on end, that's when it becomes hart mate!

Also: you aren't too pleased with the way England's run...go and check out the Maltese political system...

How about croocked cops? trust me: they get away with a lot more than they would in England...and it's funny how you said you would be the immigrant for once because believe me if they're still ANYTHING AT ALL like they used to be they will make you feel like one too...

I don't mean to discourage you: Malta can be a great place but make no mistake: it ain't as easy and laidback as you might think...I can tell you a lot of horrorstories mate...things I wouldn't have believed if I hadn't seen it with my own eyes.

 

well ill give it a shot, im hoping her family will keep me out of trouble

besides i wanna have a house name like all theres

Cassa Magri

instead of number 12

ill give it a shot, if worse comes to it we might buy a cheap place for holidays ect then see if we get used to it