ok theres a fly in the office, and the bastard is super-sonic! is literally faster than my eye can see 1 sec hes on one side, the next he's on the other! how the feck can i swat something that moves faster than i can SEE!!!!! argh!!!

 

wait till it stops?

 

i have had a similar creature
however, myself & colleagues came up with a solution

what you need is one of spay bottles from b&q, fitt it with meths or
other combustible liquid, get you fag lighter,
after a few shots the annoying buzz will stop as the
basterd fly becomes a quiet "walk"

 

i think i'll burn the office down if i try that

 

 

The new RAID is actually not that bad, it no longer causes cancer in humans within seconds, and it even smells ok too!

 

Use the force Jim - let go of your feelings.............

 

i got a fly killer its a tennis racket shape electric zapper well worth £1.99 i payed for it. watch the bloody things smoke

 

pmsl @ pon