I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and
so
> we
> >decided to get married.
> >
> >My parents helped us in every way,my friends encouraged me, and my
> >girlfriend?
> >
> >She was a dream!
> >
> >There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one
> thing
> >was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years
of
> >age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly
bend
> >down when quite near me and I got many a pleasant view of her
underwear.
> >
> >It had to be deliberate.
> >
> >She never did it when she was near anyone else.
> >
> >One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the
> wedding
> >invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that
soon
> I
> >was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she
> >couldn't
> >overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she
wanted
> to
> >make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life
to
> her
> >sister.
> >
> >I was in total shock and couldn't say a word.
> >
> >She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go
ahead
> >with it just come up and get me."
> >
> >I was stunned.
> >
> >I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she
reached
> >the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at
me.
> >
> >I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the
front
> >door.
> >
> >I opened the door and stepped out of the house.
> >
> >I walked straight towards my car.
> >
> >My future father-in-law was standing outside.
> >
> >With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that
you
> >have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for better man for our
> >daughter. Welcome to the family."
> >
> >The moral of this story is:
> >
> >Always keep your condoms in your car.
> >
> >

 

fookin quality m8

 

Old but the best I have ever heard

 

 

 

 

Fookin quality oldie that.....

 

 

 

Dave.