with the mrs

end result is:
broken chair
broken phone
broken computer table
broken foot (sitting in a+e waiting room at the mo )

because?

"you are sitting in front of the computer yak yak yak noise noise noise nag nag nag"

so it was either punch her in the face or inflict violence on the furnitue

fucking women eh

 

she's right nearly 30k posts,get your eyes checked,could be square

 

i use to get that so i got a laptop so i can sit at the side of her and got her one so she cant complain

 

 

No wonder you've managed a very high post count over the years Dojj, you post some shit

Muppet room that way .........\
'''''''''''''''/

 

facebook mafia is not real life................

 

Well at least it wasn't the classic Dojj thread whereby would've had to read a fucking book to decipher you had an argument and end result is some broken furniture and a broken foot Hope broken foot resulting because you fly kicked her in the teeth

 

pmsl, my coffee table felt my wrath. I described it as a freak hoovering accident to one of the girls, she said it was a freak bad temper accident, she might have had a point

 

Think you need help if you can't control yourself.

 

pmsl at tags

 

did you try some WWE moves and she went oldschool and broke the furniture over you and twisted your foot till you submitted and yourid was the referee, I like to think thats what happened anyway lol

 

was on the phone to the bank to sort out the isa stuff and make sure i was going to have enough in one account to cover the cost of everything and still have enough to pay for the kitchen this weekend while feeding baby but she didnt see that, it was just "row row row nag nag nag bitbh bitch bitch"
glad i took a book

 

It's a lot less painful and in the long run, less agro if you just kick the bitch in the babymaker

 

nacho libre

 

 

She should be thanking you for spending so much time on the pc so you don't bore the shit out of her on a regular basis!

 

She should count herself lucky you didn't rock bottom her through the computer table... "Can you smelllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll... what Dojj... is cookin??"


Cheers,
Grant

 

is that a kick in the c**t?

 

Only a broken foot, No broken legs?

You haven't mentioned the Focus RS you intend buying have you?

.

 

i've bruised the ball of my foot

seeing as i'm taking the mondeo tomorrow, and it's an auto, that's fine but it sort of rules out any test drives if they give me the green light to go ahead and get it

 

you should have got her in the boston crab or full nelson....

 

I blame Vince McMahon.


Cheers,
Grant

 

Your bird sounds like a right animal. I guess it's the nature of the beast mate, but you wanna' watch her...

 

 

it's a good thing that there is a proper carpenter business next door to where i work, i'm going to drop of the chair and see if they can fix it

 

PMSL



So the "broken foot" was just a bit of extra drama? lol

 

work says company car fail

 

You went to the hospital for a bruised foot?

Well done Dojj on successfully wasting a nurses time.

 

lol !!

 

Surely the figure four leg lock was the reason for the broken foot?
Doesn't your lass understand you need to be a trained perfessional to perform moves like that?

 

Inflicting fear and upset onto your wife by smashing up furniture in her house is very much still a case of domestic violence, you should try and get help for your temper before you get done for Psychological GBH which is an offence that police are using more and more to catch people such as yourself who are making the lives of their spouse a misery with their bad temper.

 

weird cnut

 

so even tho i paid for everything in my house..if i start smashing things up like punching doors and smashing table`s if police come they can arrest me???

 

Yes of course they can if you are doing so whilst having a row with your wife and she finds you doing so intimidating.

 

is one worse than the other?

 

Please don't beat my furniture up Dojj

 

punch her less hassle.

whislt drinking 1 pack of gold top stella
you feel good.
she quiet cause shes out cold.
no broken bones for you
no broken furniture to pay for.
no nagging from her
1 x FRS on ya drive and everything you way

if she starts again all you gotta do is raise the fist and she will cower in the corner

SORTED!