No not literally.... I have fitted a alarm with shock sensor to my RS2000 van and i live near a school, yep ever since they fooking nudge it when passing to get it to chirp... Now in a catch 22, if i turn down the sensor they will hit it harder, i went out and put it on the drive now but no doubt they will soon start throwing stuff at it to set it off. this morning a group of girls walked past,nudged the qtr and it chirped, then hit the bonnett and set it off, i went to get my keys but couldnt find em, looked out the window and a firl was crouched behind van. Thought what the fuck is she up to and she stood up,punched the back door and legged it. Shouted out the door but she did one... grrrrrrrrr can do the ring the school but it will no doubt add to more aggro. It may be a blessing as i was thinking of joining gym and going 7.30 till 8.30, so if do will miss em. Rant over

 

stand outside ur van in the morning with a bat, when they walk past just say who fancies setting my alarm of today then

 

what little bastards

 

used to get that when i had a clifford talking alarm, turned it right down in the end, little shits

 

haha mint

 

Buy a 22. Air Rifle.

 

hide in the van and then jump out at them bat in hand!

 

thats a big air rifle

 

its a tough one if you just have a quiet word you'll only make it worse.

if you batter a load of school kids your in more shit again. i like the idea of waiting in the back of the van tbh. with a few mates.

 

.22* haha, apologies, 22. would be a hell of an air rifle LOL

 

Lol, I thought it was a bit excessive

.22 might be a bit more suitable.

 

put a fake camera up with a sighn cctv in action might work,or get a dog put him in the car in the morning and when they bang it the dog go right on 1

 

Get Warren on the job.
I'm sure some claymores or some GTG missiles will sort them.

 

thanks sam

 

Connect loads of BIG batteries to all the metal work so when they touch it

Little bastards!

 

C4.

End of.

 

go into the school and have a word. they take it really serious! act like its really serious and damages your property and whatnot

 

+1
there was a heap of lads caught at my school for doing it they were a bunch of pricks the old geezer took photo and vido evidence and they guys who did it got such an asss reaming it was unreal, my advice is take videos and photoes and cruseon in to the school and the little fuckers will get raped

 

A fake CCTV camera would sort it well
or tell the school then hide in the van and blast them with a powder fire exstig....(sp)
they could really hide the fact it was them when they get to school

 

School during August? Really? I thought the little cuntbags are on Summer Holidays.

 

This is from march so plenty school kids about.
tabetha

 

i would roll with the baseball bat idea

 

careful taking pictures if u do that, they could get funny about you hiding then snapping pictures of school girls

 

Especially if she is stooped,erm crouched beside the van !!

 

wire the car up to the mains. 230 -240 volts, should soon teach them not to touch other peoples cars.....

 

kids eh? I know who can help...







seriously though, chase the fuckers with a bat and when they cry to their parents explain wtf they have been up to. Could even tell them that the kids where flicking their fag ash on your garden, they'll hit the roof.

 

attach 240v to the bodywork and that will stop them from touching it lol
where abouts in blackpool?

 

try a 12 gauge

 

Ring Lancs Police on 0845 1 253545. Ask to speak to you local Neighbourhood Policing Team.

There are certain PACT (police and communities together) priorities which are specific to the ward in which you live.

If school kids misbehaving in the area is classed as a PACT priority you get a faster response. If not you can arrange a meeting with your local CBM or PCSO.