General Car Related Discussion. To discuss anything that is related to cars and automotive technology that doesnt naturally fit into another forum catagory.

Nick Griffin

Thread Tools
 
Search this Thread
 
Old Jun 15, 2009 | 04:16 PM
  #1  
Lee Reynolds's Avatar
Lee Reynolds
Thread Starter
Professional Waffler
20 Year Member
Liked
Loved
Community Favorite
 
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 25,714
Likes: 129
From: south yorkshire
Default Nick Griffin

Just had this text:

BNP leader, Nick Griffin, was outraged by the egg throwing attack. He says they should have separated the whites first.

Fucksake!
Reply
Old Jun 15, 2009 | 04:18 PM
  #2  
Lee Reynolds's Avatar
Lee Reynolds
Thread Starter
Professional Waffler
20 Year Member
Liked
Loved
Community Favorite
 
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 25,714
Likes: 129
From: south yorkshire
Default

Tut and this

lesbian goes to the doctors for a smear test. The doctor exclaims, "thats the cleanest fanny I've ever seen!" The lesbian replies, "why thankyou! I have a woman in twice a week".
Reply
Old Jun 15, 2009 | 04:20 PM
  #3  
cossie4i+'s Avatar
cossie4i+
TT T38 Power
iTrader: (15)
 
Joined: Apr 2005
Posts: 22,368
Likes: 32
From: Somerset
Default



Steve
Reply
Old Jun 15, 2009 | 04:24 PM
  #4  
james kiely's Avatar
james kiely
10K+ Poster!!
15 Year Member
Liked
Loved
Community Favorite
iTrader: (5)
 
Joined: Feb 2008
Posts: 12,906
Likes: 430
From: god knows
Default

funny
Reply
Old Jun 15, 2009 | 04:29 PM
  #5  
JonnyBravo's Avatar
JonnyBravo
10K+ Poster!!
 
Joined: Jun 2004
Posts: 11,058
Likes: 7
From: Huntingdon
Default

Reply
Old Jun 15, 2009 | 04:42 PM
  #6  
jamieRST's Avatar
jamieRST
Too many posts.. I need a life!!
 
Joined: Mar 2009
Posts: 748
Likes: 0
From: south west
Default

lol like the 2nd 1
Reply
Old Jun 15, 2009 | 05:14 PM
  #7  
Lee Reynolds's Avatar
Lee Reynolds
Thread Starter
Professional Waffler
20 Year Member
Liked
Loved
Community Favorite
 
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 25,714
Likes: 129
From: south yorkshire
Default

Ive had some more but i wont post em up, too many politically correct do gooders on here
Reply
Old Jun 15, 2009 | 05:17 PM
  #8  
Dangerous Malcolm..'s Avatar
Dangerous Malcolm..
BANNED
 
Joined: Oct 2003
Posts: 11,243
Likes: 0
From: .
Default

Reply
Old Jun 15, 2009 | 05:18 PM
  #9  
Red16's Avatar
Red16
10K+ Poster!!
 
Joined: Jun 2003
Posts: 10,788
Likes: 2
From: South Shields
Default

Haha!

Originally Posted by Lee Reynolds
Ive had some more but i wont post em up, too many politically correct do gooders on here
pm them to me then
Reply
Old Jun 15, 2009 | 05:20 PM
  #10  
Red16's Avatar
Red16
10K+ Poster!!
 
Joined: Jun 2003
Posts: 10,788
Likes: 2
From: South Shields
Default

Fairy Liquid are sending 1 million bottles of washing up liquid to Rio de Janeiro... Apparently a load of French are washing up on the beaches!
Reply
Old Jun 15, 2009 | 06:27 PM
  #11  
Tim's Avatar
Tim
PassionFord Post Whore!!
iTrader: (1)
 
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 3,888
Likes: 2
From: Derbyshire
Default

Originally Posted by Lee Reynolds
Ive had some more but i wont post em up, too many politically correct do gooders on here
fuck em post em up pal there beltin
Reply
Old Jun 15, 2009 | 06:29 PM
  #12  
Mr S1's Avatar
Mr S1
Don't ask - I don't know
iTrader: (2)
 
Joined: Apr 2004
Posts: 19,033
Likes: 40
From: Avoiding idiots - or trying to....
Default

Originally Posted by Lee Reynolds
Ive had some more but i wont post em up, too many politically correct do gooders on here
Bollocks to 'em, haven't got a sense of humour don't read them !

Post them all up !
Reply
Old Jun 15, 2009 | 06:39 PM
  #13  
Kris_23's Avatar
Kris_23
Too many posts.. I need a life!!
 
Joined: Jun 2004
Posts: 936
Likes: 0
From: Sydney
Default

What do the conservative party and the atlantic have in common?

They both gained 200 seats last week.

Apparently Peter andre and Jordan have split up. I bet harvey didnt see that one coming.

When asked what she would miss most about her marraige to peter andre, jordan said she would miss the family holidays, the laughter, the companionship and the tv work they did together, peter andre when asked the same question said he would miss the titwanks and laughing at the fat cod eyed coon walking into walls.


Reply
Old Jun 15, 2009 | 06:44 PM
  #14  
Thrush's Avatar
Thrush
Irritating c........
20 Year Member
Liked
Loved
Community Favorite
iTrader: (1)
 
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 21,268
Likes: 147
From: The Dark Side of the Moon...
Default

Kris you kill me
Reply
Old Jun 15, 2009 | 06:48 PM
  #15  
RSCAT's Avatar
RSCAT
PassionFord Post Whore!!
 
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 6,116
Likes: 0
From: Northants
Default

just saw a newcastle united 09/10 season ticket nailed to a tree, so i took it off and put it in my pocket.

always come in handy nails


Reply
Old Jun 15, 2009 | 07:04 PM
  #16  
Kris_23's Avatar
Kris_23
Too many posts.. I need a life!!
 
Joined: Jun 2004
Posts: 936
Likes: 0
From: Sydney
Default

Originally Posted by Thrush
Kris you kill me

Highly offensive but fooking funny just how i like them.
Reply
Old Jun 15, 2009 | 08:35 PM
  #17  
Red16's Avatar
Red16
10K+ Poster!!
 
Joined: Jun 2003
Posts: 10,788
Likes: 2
From: South Shields
Default

Originally Posted by Kris_23
Highly offensive but fooking funny just how i like them.
Keeping on the same theme as above then...

What do you get if you cover Jordans son Harvey with super glue?

Sticky black spastic
Reply
Old Jun 15, 2009 | 08:36 PM
  #18  
Red16's Avatar
Red16
10K+ Poster!!
 
Joined: Jun 2003
Posts: 10,788
Likes: 2
From: South Shields
Default

Originally Posted by RSCAT
just saw a newcastle united 09/10 season ticket nailed to a tree, so i took it off and put it in my pocket.

always come in handy nails
Heard that on the radio the other day... thought it was quite funny myself actually
Reply
Old Jun 15, 2009 | 09:44 PM
  #19  
Lee Reynolds's Avatar
Lee Reynolds
Thread Starter
Professional Waffler
20 Year Member
Liked
Loved
Community Favorite
 
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 25,714
Likes: 129
From: south yorkshire
Default



Gordon brown is in talks with the US at the moment trying to strike a new deal.
He as apparantley said that if the US agree to put our queens head on their stamps he will put their president back on our jam jars!
Reply
Old Jun 15, 2009 | 09:50 PM
  #20  
col cos1's Avatar
col cos1
BANNED
iTrader: (5)
 
Joined: Nov 2006
Posts: 6,977
Likes: 1
From: edinburgh
Default

legend
Reply
Old Jun 15, 2009 | 09:58 PM
  #21  
andy130's Avatar
andy130
PassionFord Post Whore!!
iTrader: (2)
 
Joined: Jun 2008
Posts: 5,511
Likes: 4
From: ireland
Default

Reply
Old Jun 16, 2009 | 12:17 AM
  #22  
Diamonds.'s Avatar
Diamonds.
BANNED
iTrader: (2)
 
Joined: Jul 2006
Posts: 12,617
Likes: 0
From: West London
Default

Reply
Old Jun 16, 2009 | 12:27 AM
  #23  
RS Grant's Avatar
RS Grant
Made in Scotland
20 Year Member
iTrader: (1)
 
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 9,055
Likes: 6
From: Location: Location:
Default

Got this one through today:

Why did the Air France Airbus cross the Atlantic? To get to the other....... oh, wait.


Cheers,
Grant
Reply
Old Jun 16, 2009 | 12:33 AM
  #24  
Benni's Avatar
Benni
Ban[B][/B]ned
 
Joined: Jul 2005
Posts: 34,090
Likes: 0
From: The Pool.
Default

So here I am in the Internet Cafe with the biggest fucking nigger I've ever seen reading every word I ty
Reply
Old Jun 16, 2009 | 12:34 AM
  #25  
Benni's Avatar
Benni
Ban[B][/B]ned
 
Joined: Jul 2005
Posts: 34,090
Likes: 0
From: The Pool.
Default

My boss is black and this week he called me into his office and accused me of being racist.

I told him I don't like his tone.
Reply
Old Jun 16, 2009 | 12:36 AM
  #26  
Benni's Avatar
Benni
Ban[B][/B]ned
 
Joined: Jul 2005
Posts: 34,090
Likes: 0
From: The Pool.
Default

My sex life has been amazing since I discovered swinging!

I don't join in, I just watch and masturbate over the flashes of knickers.

Until the parents throw me off the playground.
Reply
Old Jun 16, 2009 | 12:37 AM
  #27  
Benni's Avatar
Benni
Ban[B][/B]ned
 
Joined: Jul 2005
Posts: 34,090
Likes: 0
From: The Pool.
Default

Black men prefer big, banging ghetto blasters. White men favour a more classy, sleek, silver surround sound systems. Scousers are fond of Nicked car radios.

I just can't help stereo-typing people.
Reply
Old Jun 16, 2009 | 12:42 AM
  #28  
Benni's Avatar
Benni
Ban[B][/B]ned
 
Joined: Jul 2005
Posts: 34,090
Likes: 0
From: The Pool.
Default

Might I stress I am in no way a racist, and I laugh at these in the same way I laugh at Irish jokes and so on. To me, they are nothing more than a joke.

Benni.
Reply
Old Jun 16, 2009 | 12:43 AM
  #29  
CRAIG HAYTER's Avatar
CRAIG HAYTER
BANNED
 
Joined: Sep 2007
Posts: 4,370
Likes: 0
From: Far away from you so it doesnt matter
Default

I went into my mates work the other week to see him and the lad who works for my mate he is rulfly about 27-29 he was working away my mate came back from the gum clinic His worker asked where has he been?

My mate said
"the gum click just to get checked"

his worker was looking at his face and said

"how whats wrong with your gums?"


Thats not a joke!!!we really have people like this

Last edited by CRAIG HAYTER; Jun 16, 2009 at 12:46 AM.
Reply
Old Jun 16, 2009 | 12:44 AM
  #30  
Benni's Avatar
Benni
Ban[B][/B]ned
 
Joined: Jul 2005
Posts: 34,090
Likes: 0
From: The Pool.
Default

Just been to my first Muslim birthday party. The musical chairs was a bit slow but fuck me the pass the parcel was quick!!!
Reply
Old Jun 16, 2009 | 12:45 AM
  #31  
Benni's Avatar
Benni
Ban[B][/B]ned
 
Joined: Jul 2005
Posts: 34,090
Likes: 0
From: The Pool.
Default

With Britain becoming worse and worse by the day, I propose that we all seek asylum somewhere.

I suggest Pakistan:

We could build a huge church in the middle of Islamabad that dominates the skyline, set up chippys and shops on every corner, assault the locals who dare to come into "our" part of town, set up specialist shops selling pork products and non-halal meat, protest to the government that the name "Ramadan" is offensive to our religion, and ask that they make it more inclusive by changing it to "Starve Yourself Fest."
Reply
Old Jun 16, 2009 | 12:49 AM
  #32  
Benni's Avatar
Benni
Ban[B][/B]ned
 
Joined: Jul 2005
Posts: 34,090
Likes: 0
From: The Pool.
Default

I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pickpocketed.

How could anyone stoop so low?
Reply
Old Jun 16, 2009 | 06:27 AM
  #33  
Lee Reynolds's Avatar
Lee Reynolds
Thread Starter
Professional Waffler
20 Year Member
Liked
Loved
Community Favorite
 
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 25,714
Likes: 129
From: south yorkshire
Default

thread hijack benni
Reply
Old Jun 16, 2009 | 06:43 AM
  #34  
brad's Avatar
brad
PassionFord Post Troll
 
Joined: Apr 2004
Posts: 3,174
Likes: 0
From: West Sussex
Default

Originally Posted by CRAIG HAYTER
I went into my mates work the other week to see him and the lad who works for my mate he is rulfly about 27-29 he was working away my mate came back from the gum clinic His worker asked where has he been?

My mate said
"the gum click just to get checked"

his worker was looking at his face and said

"how whats wrong with your gums?"


Thats not a joke!!!we really have people like this

erm ....Whats a gum clinic then ? seriously, ive never heard of that before
Reply
Old Jun 16, 2009 | 07:40 AM
  #35  
Red16's Avatar
Red16
10K+ Poster!!
 
Joined: Jun 2003
Posts: 10,788
Likes: 2
From: South Shields
Default

Originally Posted by brad
erm ....Whats a gum clinic then ? seriously, ive never heard of that before
Its where you go to get your cock checked out after youve been with mucky ladies without your wellies on! GUM stands for Genito Urinary something or other.
Reply
Old Jun 16, 2009 | 04:13 PM
  #36  
Lee Reynolds's Avatar
Lee Reynolds
Thread Starter
Professional Waffler
20 Year Member
Liked
Loved
Community Favorite
 
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 25,714
Likes: 129
From: south yorkshire
Default

See i didnt know that either, its known as just the GU clinic or clap clinic round here!
Reply
Old Jun 18, 2009 | 07:56 PM
  #37  
kosman's Avatar
kosman
sideways all the way!
 
Joined: Sep 2008
Posts: 8,213
Likes: 5
From: derbys
Default

a blind mans dog pisses up his leg,he bends down and gives it a biscuit,a passer by says,how come your giving him a biscuit? the bloke says to find out which end his heads at so i can kick him in the balls.
Reply
Related Topics
Thread
Thread Starter
Forum
Replies
Last Post
nicodinho
Ford Non RS / XR / ST parts for sale.
6
Oct 7, 2015 12:56 PM
simonmcf
Ford Escort RS Turbo
14
Sep 22, 2015 08:40 AM
Danielbetty
Ford RS Cosworth Parts for Sale
2
Aug 28, 2015 08:01 PM




All times are GMT. The time now is 08:39 PM.