a guy walks into a bar, all flustered,and asks for a single whiskey..

the barman asks" are you ok?,you seem upset"

"ive just found out my youngest son is queer" says the guy

"ooohh shit,bad news " replies the barman

....next day.....

man walks back into the bar, and asks for a double whiskey, again all flustered.

barman asks" whats up now, you seem even more upset?"

"ive just found out my middle son is also queer"

barman replies"oh god shit news"


...next day....

man again goes back into the bar all flustered and in tears, asks for a quadrouple whiskey...

barman asks "what now?"

man replies "my oldest son is also queer...."

"christ" says the barman...." does nobody in your family like pussy?"


"yes" says the guy....

"my wife!"

 

Old but still funny

 

 

 

here's another one that's been doing the rounds


felt like having a night out with the mrs last night and asked her where she wanted to go

"i don't care, as long as it's somewhere expensive" she said

so i took her to the petrol station

 

I asked to my mrs the other day to grab her coat, she said 'why, are we going out', I said, 'no, I am, your staying here, but i'm turning the heating off'