I was in the works toliet having a shite, the paper was savage

What a way to welcome in the new year.

 

start as you plan to carry on
your gonna have shits this year mate

 

in a pub, in town, cunted.

that was probably about the time i was making a mate, who has never touched drugs in his life, snort the entire sherbert contents of one of them flying saucer sweets

i did it too, and its way worse feeling than any coke nose burnt like fuck, say no to sherbert.

was wierd being able to chop up a couple of g of white powder on the bar of a town centre pub with them just laughing rather than calling the police

 

Sat on the settee.... watching fireworks.... on the tv...

 

Legend

 

I was at home with my missus and cat and we celebrated the new year with a bottle of Martini Asti and watching everybody elses fireworks.

 

Yeh there was shite loads of fireworks going off last night

 

In a club wiv mrs Yellow and a couple of mates completly wankered........so much so, we only just got up at 12:30.

 

sat at home with the wife dog & the olds came round

lol i had a pint of water
wife had a pint of juice (she is pregnant)
& the olds had been to the pub so they had a cup of tea each lol

 

on guard in cyprus, well getting ready for it anyway, still on now 2 hrs to go though

 

Erm.... Dont ask, Fucked up night

 

There's a novelty Rad !

 

Seriously, properly random... Was up in town, Spent £170... Wasn't drunk, and was home (well, went back to my mates) by 3

 

In my garden with the missis and family letting off fireworks


Dave

 

Went to some reggae gig in Norwich - Rebel Lion! Was fucking random as i dont really listen to reggae, at midnight it turned into Ska and was just insane!!

I went to the toilet just gone 12 and on opening the door this random short fat bloke stood there (dressed in a black witches hat, and longish black leather jacket, black jeans and a black top) passed me his jacket to hold for him then the next thing hes got his trousers round his ankles, and the cunts washing his arse with his hand!! I didnt know whether to laugh or punch him! Still unsure of what had gone on, but ive got a fair idea!

 

well i spent it in a bar called hootanannys in the center of inverness ,

was 56 of us in a bar that holds 300 over two floors ( as you can expect it was packed )

had a live band , me and all the guys were in kilts , we got there at 9 and we didnt stop stomping dancing till 2.30-3am ,

was sweating buckets and absolutely wankerd ,

once we got outside the bar me all the fellas did and impromptu streak up the high street , much to the enjoyment of the 300 or so people who managed to see it , ,

we got about 20 yards from the entrance to the hostel were satying at and there was about 4 old bill stood there ,

thpought our number was up but they just started chuckling and clapping , . so we turned around and went bk down lol ,

was a blinder !!

paying for it a little today though, woke up with a sore head ,



beef

 

setting off fireworks at my mates house party!

also bust my mates bathroom door off its hinges for a laugh , felt bad this morning when i realized he only got one bath in the house and its downstairs

 

up in london next to trafalger square, standing on a iveco flat bed lorry with about 150,000 people, didnt get back till 5:30 round my mate house THEN we got smashed!!!!! didnt wake up till 2pm a night to rmember what a laugh

 

thats a big flat bed

id not slept when i wrote my one, only got in about midday today, jus woke up after finally sleeping

 

I was in my garden watchin fireworks with friends & cuddling my daughter.. fantastic night..

 

round a mates house standing in his garden while
all the rest of them were with their g/fs etc.. great.. i dont think.

 

In my local, after walking back from a shit pub about 2 miles away in the pissing down rain.

Was there till 4 this morning though after nipping home to get changed/dry. With my Eagles cd on as entertainment.

Was best new year I had for years actually. Im normally working.

 

Went to a mates house which had half a dozen DJ's with all their decks and things set up, pounded out tunes over Internet radio, did a tonne of drunken shouts all night and shouted "Ave It!!!" a lot, drank Stella and champers while munching pro-plus.

Got home finally at 1:30pm, after which time the Redbull ran out about 3pm had a snooze for two hours and now just had dinner and will be going off to bed in about an hour.

Munted.

But what a top night

 

sat at work on a bar stool drinking champagne with the mrs and workmates,

 

on the sofa watching the tv etc . the bird was too involved with her Nintendo Ds to notice new year i think lol

 

Down the pub dressed as Ali G Booyakasha

 

In bed with man-flu watching Take That on TV - I'm so god-damn hardcore.
Had three days of it now

 

Take that - or all bands ?

Unlucky. Welcome to 08

I was in a pub. Year before I was either a) hangin' out the back of a prozzie in Amsterdam b) In dam square celebrating.. a) being AmDam time zone b) being GMT.

 

Went for a meal with some friends then went to a mates for a drum sesh and Wii, then back to mine for more Wii

 

at 12, I was chucking up, then my missus shouts me to say its 12, I come out loo and proceed to hug my neighbour much to my partners delight

So about 12:10 I was going down the road after her, trying to talk her to coming back, wouldnt have none of it, so came back and left her to it.

She was back 15 mins later anyway

 

I was in a pub in the middle of bum fuck nowhere, with my wife, my mother in law, and my sister in law. Drank a bottle of rum, then ran round the bar doing my best Jack Sparrow impression "Why is the rum gone"


Was a top night

 

I was smashed in Squires night club in Preston!

 

Nothing like a spat on new years lol


PMSL

 

i was at stirling castle watchin the proclaimers in the rain.

good gig, plenty booze, on to a pub til about 2am then to my mates house where i was the last man standing at 6am.

slept til 9.30, and i was the first one up. Fresh as a daisy, and everyone else surfaced mid afternoon. i am a legend

 

I was round my brother house playing poker, after a few lines and lots of drink. I came away £450 up.