i am in work today so i text my manager asking if i can work through my break and go home half an hour early. he replied saying no so i wrote a text to mike saying, 'i cant finish early cos my manager is being a tit' and guess what.......i sent it to my manager instead of mike by mistake

anyone ever done that before?

 

not to a boss no

but friends yes

 

when i was shagging 2 birds yes!!!got out of it too!

 

sent a text saying i couldnt go out on the piss with a mate because
"......shes being a right silly bitch.."

and guess who that went to....



carl

 

only done it with birds, not at work, but same sort of thing.

 

im only in work for 3 hours tomorrow too on overtime and i sit right next to him! he wasnt impressed with the text. what do i do?

 

don't worry about it. If he brings it up then fine. If he doesnt then don't even mention it. Just play dumb (no pun intended)

 

you tit,

 

how do you know he wasnt impressed?

i should think sucking him off is your best bet

 

If he says anything then just say, 'well you were being a tit so i didnt lie'

I am pretty sure he wont know what to say.

 

he is a tit anyway. treats everyone on the team differently and its one rule for one and another for everyone else. he has helped me when ive needed time off but then makes me pay for it at a later date and then he gets personal when hes in a bad mood. i had to make a diary of all the times he got personal with me so really, that text is nothing compared to what i got on him!

 

If he asks what it was about jus say U never lie so you told your boyfriend the truth

 

cos he text me back sayin 'its fine. ill make sure i remember it.....'

 

hasnt he sent one back?

if he says anything i would say well you were being a tit

 

suppose ill just have to stay off the net for a bit after today and do loads of work until the air has cleared!

 

fookin funny

Just ignor him and if he does bring it up just tell him "that he wouldnt want liars for work colleges would he"

And yes i sent a text to my mrs under the name of "wifey" in my phone asking her "if she was up for a slow sweaty fuck tonight, cos i was horny as a whore on heat" unfortunately i sent it to the chinese "Win-Wo-House" the next one after my mrs name.

Because i know the guy who owns it from school, he had me next time when i phoned an order through, he said something along the lines of " oh steveie next time i deliver to yor house, you can keep yor promise to me cos i am so horny all tha time also"

 

lmao @ st3v3

i suppose ill have to update you all tomorrow when i get in! then if im not online for a few days, you know why............

 

tell him hes a double tit,

 

If he says anything, i'd say you sent it to him on purpose to prove a point

 

happens all time your thinking of that person and then send it to them

 

no.

 

P45 on the way i am sure he will be fine about it all

 

Wear a short skirt?