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Old Mar 6, 2007 | 02:32 PM
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John gets a call from his very blonde girlfriend Buffy.

"I've got a problem," says Buffy.

"What's the matter?" asks John.

"Well, I bought this jigsaw puzzle, but it's too hard. None of the
pieces fit together and I can't find any edges."

"What's the picture of?" asks John.

"It's of a big rooster," replies Buffy.

"All right," says John. "I'll come over and have a look."


So he goes over to Buffy's house and she greets him by saying, "Thanks
for coming over." Buffy leads John into her
kitchen and shows him the jigsaw puzzle on the kitchen table.

Johnlooks at the puzzle and then turns to her and
says.......

"For heaven's sake, Buffy, put the cornflakes back in the box."
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Old Mar 6, 2007 | 02:44 PM
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Old Mar 6, 2007 | 02:47 PM
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I fooking LOVED that one
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Old Mar 6, 2007 | 02:52 PM
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Heard the same joke, but the pic was a tiger and the corn flakes were frosties
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Old Mar 6, 2007 | 03:01 PM
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Originally Posted by vroooom ptssssh
Heard the same joke, but the pic was a tiger and the corn flakes were frosties
thats actually alot better than my version
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