A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult, four hour surgical procedure.

A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.

"Nurse," he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."

He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"

Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls
back the covers.

She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around. Then, she takes a close look and

says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir!!"

The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly,

"Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very closely......

"A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?"

 

 

 

 

were they black then ?

 

hahaha

 

 

Pmsl

 

nice one

 

that reminds of a funny thing that my mum said recently when she was in hospital with breathing difficulties from cancer

the hospital chaplin was doing his rounds and came to her bedside. he started rabitting on, but she had to stop him and get a nurse to take her to the toilet. when she came back he'd gone, so she said to the nurse "i've scared the parson away"

the nurse said "it's alright dear, you've got plenty of life left in you yet"

the nurse had misheard her and thought that she'd said "i'm scared of passing away"

bless her, even in such a dark hour there was still humour with her