story time...

twas the night before christmas......



i was at work the other day, and this is how a conversation went.....

boss: carl,....mate of mines bought an evo 5
me: coolio,....best looking evo i think.......... standard....?
boss: yep, a mate of his has got an evo fq330 thats been staged 1 tuned, and they had a race on a motorway headed towards a show....
me: oh right,...who tuned it, msd..?
boss: no idea mate, but anyway, my mate said he was bouncing of the rev limiter at 180, and his mae in the fq330 went past him like he was stood still.....when they stopped he asked how fast he went past him, and he said 240.....
me: what, kph???
boss: no, MPH....
me: YOU WHAT
boss: yeah i know, didnt think they were that fast,....
me: no, i mean, hes taking the piss,....there no way on this earth it did 240....
boss: yeah it did,..
me: no it never,..

this then turned into a HEATED DEBATE....




what a nob.....

oh, and by the way, my boss has a civic type r, that does less than 5 seconds to 60, cause he has a big back box on it,....

 

 

hes a liar mate they really do 275mph ...coont

 

saying that a bloke at work told me a fiesta zetec s does 138mph 1.6 with an exhaust on it .....hes's a chav so i didnt even bother arguing

 

can anyone else smell it???

 

Should have worn some of these!

 

He dont live in a village does he?

 

MikeR will be a long in a little bit to confirm no doubt but i suspect it would need to rev to 10,000rpm+ top manage that on standard gearing

 

If he doesn't then somewhere one is missing an idiot

 

 

boing,...this is just too funny for anyone to miss out on

 

My mate used to have a Maestro Vanden Plas (yeah I know!) and there was a button on the digital dash where you could swithc between mph and kph, when no one was looking he'd hit it then the 17yr old muppets who were with him would make out they were doing 150 down the road. Orrible car!