Bit amazed at this but ever met my birds uncle but he's offered to buy us a house basically. When i was away in Paris at the weekend he went for a viewing with her at a house round the corner from me and has now said just say the word and its ours

So looks like we got a good start in the property ladder! Iam gonna make sure it has a driveway and garage first though

Didnt realise anyne on her family was that minted either, he's in the murder squad apparently, has a wife but no kids himself and my bird is his favourite neice.

How happy am i?!

 

very lucky mate,,,,

 

Fook me. Top job that

 

Now he officially OWNS you and if you ever get a good blazing row on the go with the girlfriend it'll be "get out of MY house MY Uncle bought me"

But if that doesnt happen mate fair play and good step on the ladder!

 

fpmsl And... You spawny git

 

is he going to charge you rent though.

 

Hope all these 'he's' should be 'she's' lol

yeah did wonder about rent

 

better stop shagging all them 2 dolla hoes now mate!

so is he buying it for u, or buying it and letting u live there?

 

Mmm nice one mate

But i could`nt do it Would hate someone having something over me in that way

Just me though

 

Take it!.. thats like a 7 out of 100 odd chance of that happening... but if you marry what you got to lose

 

What is your uncle a she?

When i said HE owns you i meant the uncle

Fair play though chap im only a jealous coont

 

Maybe he has an ulterior motive and is secrectly and wants your ass that would bring a whole new meaning to the words rent boy

simon

 

my god you're lucky!!

 

get me out of you fooking sig you gimp or ill be charging YOU rent

and get me fooking projector bulb from gay boy