just got back from my bike test.....................
Didnt get a single minor fault my ride was spot on as i expected, my confidence was sky high...
But i put my bastard, arsing, twating, soding, fooking, pigging, titing, fannying, shitty foot down on the U turn a yep u guessed it
Cant get in while 7th june either
This is so annoying. I rode perfect, but cos of a turn that ya dont do and doesnt make you a safe rider on the road i failed
God im doo pissed of
But i put my bastard, arsing, twating, soding, fooking, pigging, titing, fannying, shitty foot down on the U turn a yep u guessed it
Cant get in while 7th june either
This is so annoying. I rode perfect, but cos of a turn that ya dont do and doesnt make you a safe rider on the road i failed
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Gutted for a Lee.
I was the opposite, couldn't do the turn with putting my foot down whilst learning, bit did a faultless one on my test.
7th of June ain't long mate
I was the opposite, couldn't do the turn with putting my foot down whilst learning, bit did a faultless one on my test.
7th of June ain't long mate
cheers lads. Yeah its a bit upsetting and im annoyed with myself...i did 5 perfect u truns prior to going into the test centre....i just got too complacent on the actual one in think!!! I reckon if id bolloxed the ones up previous i would have concentrated more and done it!!!
Ah well...summer will be over when i get the bugger on the road
Ah well...summer will be over when i get the bugger on the road
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John Laverick
didnt take it on the gixxer mate....on a kwak ER-5..
Well i look on things that happen in life as meant to be's....so i suppose i will have to with this.. Its fooking 58 quid retest and 50 quid bike hire so i must pass next time....its getting costly
If i dont get that u turn next time im riding straight back the the test centre
Did it at beginning of test so knew all way round the rest of test id failed
didnt take it on the gixxer mate....on a kwak ER-5..
Well i look on things that happen in life as meant to be's....so i suppose i will have to with this.. Its fooking 58 quid retest and 50 quid bike hire so i must pass next time....its getting costly
If i dont get that u turn next time im riding straight back the the test centre
Did it at beginning of test so knew all way round the rest of test id failed
that is misery.
i did the same, but the examiner was sure that i didn't need to have put my foot down to stay in control of the bike during the manouvre so he let it go.
it's a largely irrelevant manouvre anyway in day to day riding anyway so why is it part of the test?
i suppose that it does demonstrate a basic control, but putting you rfoot down just as a confidence boost rather than to help the manouvre should not be a fail for the whole test if everything else went well imo.
i did the same, but the examiner was sure that i didn't need to have put my foot down to stay in control of the bike during the manouvre so he let it go.
it's a largely irrelevant manouvre anyway in day to day riding anyway so why is it part of the test?
i suppose that it does demonstrate a basic control, but putting you rfoot down just as a confidence boost rather than to help the manouvre should not be a fail for the whole test if everything else went well imo.
Sorry dude see i would have jumped on the bars and done a rolling donut and said "that u-turn good enough mate".
Unlucky dude good luck for the next one they say the 2nd pass driver is the best also mybe that fail will save your life in the future make you a better driver.
Unlucky dude good luck for the next one they say the 2nd pass driver is the best also mybe that fail will save your life in the future make you a better driver.
When i did my test the bloke followed me round in a car!
To say it was the easiest test i've ever done is an understatement, I spent half the time waiting on the side of the road for him to catch up.
I actual hit the kurb on my U turn but coz the bloke was on his way back to get in his car, he missed it
Not taking the piss or anything mate, your safer in a car anyway
To say it was the easiest test i've ever done is an understatement, I spent half the time waiting on the side of the road for him to catch up.
I actual hit the kurb on my U turn but coz the bloke was on his way back to get in his car, he missed it
Not taking the piss or anything mate, your safer in a car anyway
Originally Posted by jaycos
did mine in 87 the tester did it on foot lol dived out from behind a hedge for the emergency stop
mind you it was in devon main form of transport then was a massey ferguson pmsl
mind you it was in devon main form of transport then was a massey ferguson pmsl
aye he followed me in a car. But was stood watching closely as i dropped the foot
foreigneRS
I agree, its a manouvre i will never use once i pass....not worth risking dropping the bike when ya can walk it round SAFER
My instructor was furious about it too
Says it pisses him off that someone can do a ride with no minors and fail on the U, but yet someone else do the U right and get 15 minors and pass....i mean whos the safest FFS?
foreigneRS
I agree, its a manouvre i will never use once i pass....not worth risking dropping the bike when ya can walk it round SAFER
My instructor was furious about it too
Says it pisses him off that someone can do a ride with no minors and fail on the U, but yet someone else do the U right and get 15 minors and pass....i mean whos the safest FFS?
Originally Posted by Lee Reynolds
John Laverick
didnt take it on the gixxer mate....on a kwak ER-5..
Well i look on things that happen in life as meant to be's....so i suppose i will have to with this.. Its fooking 58 quid retest and 50 quid bike hire so i must pass next time....its getting costly
If i dont get that u turn next time im riding straight back the the test centre
Did it at beginning of test so knew all way round the rest of test id failed 
didnt take it on the gixxer mate....on a kwak ER-5..
Well i look on things that happen in life as meant to be's....so i suppose i will have to with this.. Its fooking 58 quid retest and 50 quid bike hire so i must pass next time....its getting costly
If i dont get that u turn next time im riding straight back the the test centre
Did it at beginning of test so knew all way round the rest of test id failed 
Originally Posted by Lambchop
shame that Lee 
the best of us pass second time round though

the best of us pass second time round though
Id be less gutted if id failed on the road.....the u turn is like a lottery
Originally Posted by Lambchop
john
whats so difficult about it mate?
the sports bikes have a much tighter turning circle and it becomes a caker in comparison IMO
whats so difficult about it mate?
the sports bikes have a much tighter turning circle and it becomes a caker in comparison IMO
I just find it much easier with my feet off the pegs
Originally Posted by John Laverick
Originally Posted by Lambchop
john
whats so difficult about it mate?
the sports bikes have a much tighter turning circle and it becomes a caker in comparison IMO
whats so difficult about it mate?
the sports bikes have a much tighter turning circle and it becomes a caker in comparison IMO
I just find it much easier with my feet off the pegs
Originally Posted by Lee Reynolds
Originally Posted by Lambchop
shame that Lee 
the best of us pass second time round though

the best of us pass second time round though
Id be less gutted if id failed on the road.....the u turn is like a lottery

passed second test with 0 minors because i was that determined! like you i had already bought a bike and it was sitiing waiting for me! was about this time of year 3years ago. i couldnt get a test until 6th june think it was i passed!
Originally Posted by John Laverick
Originally Posted by Lambchop
john
whats so difficult about it mate?
the sports bikes have a much tighter turning circle and it becomes a caker in comparison IMO
whats so difficult about it mate?
the sports bikes have a much tighter turning circle and it becomes a caker in comparison IMO
I just find it much easier with my feet off the pegs
know what you mean about throttle touching tank and hitting 10k revs LOL

in a few months you'll realise its not hard at all. i felt the same to begin with.
Thats a shitter Chop....especialy when it was clear and you checked...
Whats annoying too is friday, my last das day, we did a really tight downhill mini roundabout that you have to turn almost back on yourself and go up hill again at the third exit. I said to Dave christ i hope i dont get that route on my test its a fooker of a turn.... Well i got that route and pissed round it
TWATTING U TURN WANTS BANNING
Whats annoying too is friday, my last das day, we did a really tight downhill mini roundabout that you have to turn almost back on yourself and go up hill again at the third exit. I said to Dave christ i hope i dont get that route on my test its a fooker of a turn.... Well i got that route and pissed round it
TWATTING U TURN WANTS BANNING
meant to say my mate failed his test about 2 months ago and guess what on?
they must make plenty ŁŁ out of retests because of U turn failures
just stick in and dont lose heart. it'll ALL be worth it!
they must make plenty ŁŁ out of retests because of U turn failures
just stick in and dont lose heart. it'll ALL be worth it!
I agree Chop. I really think they want to keep rider numbers down and thats why the u turn exists...
I mean where is the sense in this
Joe gets 15 minors(which is shit) and u turns perfectly.. Examiner passes him as he has displayed that he is safe to ride solo on the road...
Lee gets 0 minors but puts foot down on U turn, Examinier fails him as he is not safe on the road...ROFLMFAO...load of bollox isnt it!!!
Any ROFLMFAO i have emailed the DSA
Question being how does a U trun display wether or not a person is safe to ride solo on a motorcycle even if the said person gets 15 minor faults, whereas a person with no minors has displayed he is safe but didnt do the u turn perfect due to a little exam nerves...
Wont make no difference i just wanna see what shit they come out with
PMSL...its like a student getting every question right in an exam, but cos they didnt show the working out on one question they fail the whole lot
Yes i am bitter
I mean where is the sense in this
Joe gets 15 minors(which is shit) and u turns perfectly.. Examiner passes him as he has displayed that he is safe to ride solo on the road...
Lee gets 0 minors but puts foot down on U turn, Examinier fails him as he is not safe on the road...ROFLMFAO...load of bollox isnt it!!!
Any ROFLMFAO i have emailed the DSA
Question being how does a U trun display wether or not a person is safe to ride solo on a motorcycle even if the said person gets 15 minor faults, whereas a person with no minors has displayed he is safe but didnt do the u turn perfect due to a little exam nerves...
Wont make no difference i just wanna see what shit they come out with
PMSL...its like a student getting every question right in an exam, but cos they didnt show the working out on one question they fail the whole lot
Yes i am bitter
Originally Posted by John Laverick
Originally Posted by Lee Reynolds
Yes i am bitter


i failed my bike test first time Lee...
For lifting the front wheel for 150yds down a local dual carriageway
Not really i locked the back wheel on the emergency stop for a split second.
Fooker caught me between 2nd & 3rd gear
For lifting the front wheel for 150yds down a local dual carriageway
Not really i locked the back wheel on the emergency stop for a split second.
Fooker caught me between 2nd & 3rd gear
dangerous - reyland
pmsl!!
Aye i made sure i tootled in 3rd before i got round to him. Stop was fine, it all was fine except that fooker of a u turn,,,
TBH it was probably my worst u turn ever. I just didnt think
pmsl!!
Aye i made sure i tootled in 3rd before i got round to him. Stop was fine, it all was fine except that fooker of a u turn,,,
TBH it was probably my worst u turn ever. I just didnt think
Reynolds you complete spaz!!!!
i done exactly the same thing on my first test!!
was the start of december and then the next 4 tests i had were cancelled due to bad weather
then i passed with no minors
hang in there mate
i done exactly the same thing on my first test!!
then i passed with no minors
hang in there mate 





