37 muslims dead in leads bradford area, police dont believe it was revenge related. early reports coming in point to a bunk bed collapsing



the myth that muslims dont drink is over, one of them had 5 shots the other morning




Couple of unrelated ones:


Phil has been caught shagging a dog, i reported him to the police but there's nothing they can do beacuse he used to be a plumber apparently and still is corgi registered!



little patrick asked for a bike for his birthday,his dad said"we'd get you one but the mortgage is £80,000 and ur mam has lost her job". next day patrick walked out with his suitcase packed, his dad asked "where you goin?" patrick replied "i walked past your bedroom last night and heard u tell mam u were pullin out, then i heard her tell u to wait cos she was comin too, and i'm not stayin here on my own with a £80,000 mortgage and no fuckin bike