I used to live in Malta mate...it's not what it used to be like though!

Immigration laws used to be incredibly strict, make no mistake, although it should be easier now.

10 to 15 years ago it was CHEAP like you wouldn't believe...only one trafficlight on the whole island and no seatbelt laws and so on: it was a very very backward place but pretty cool if you like that sorta thing.
It is a very limited place though: very very small so you'll soon know everybody and a lot of Maltese youths feel 'suffocated' because of it.

Nowaday's it's MUCH more modern and therefor much more expensive! Housing became 5 times more expensive and the day's that you could get pissed on a fiver are gone as well...

If your missus is Maltese you should be accustomed to the Maltese temperament: it's never a good idea to mix Arab and Italian blood lol Bit like crossing a pittbull with a Rottie PMSL!

As far as loving the Brits: it used to be a British colony for fuck's sake, that's not love you twat!
You'll find that a lot of Maltese actually spit on the Brits as they're very proud and still hold a grudge although they won't say it out loud as the Brits are now a source of income to them...

I've lived in St.Andrews (Now officially re-named Swieqi, that's how much they love the Brits!), Naxxar and San Pawl tat-targa.