Someone translate please,I don't speak muppet.

"she a Q plate was on road six year ago i been doing it up bit by bit she almost done in pick up box part need clean up and body rub down and painted engine been done but id out o car as it out for paint job she was mark 3 but change to mark 4 she a ser 2 rs turbo i have no time to finish her so shame to let her sit let some one else have fun putting her on the road and show her and that call if u want more info"