Years ago my mate had an escort turbo van which went pretty well with a slogan under the numberplate which read "Cosy beware,I know where you are".

Despite being one of the most cringeworthy things ever to be written on a numberplate,and that's saying something,he could have at least spelt "Cossie" or even "cossy" correctly.

Don't panic,the van was scrapped years ago and in his defence he's had dome nice cars since,so I'll let him off!!!