just noticed these tags on ONE thread in the muppet room. Loving some of the phrases

bash her backdoors in!, basil brush, blonde slut, chipolata down alleyway, cleveland steamer, donkey punch, feed the horse, give her your crabs, office fuck fest, pastie needs smashing, ratter, ripped out fireplace, shite on her chest, smash her lunchbox in, smurf, sti transfer, tat tat, twat basher, up the wrong 'un!

Whats your favourite?