derby is full of little pricks mate, iam only 30 and get very wound up still and most of the time end up getting pinned back by my mates to stop us from scrapping . like i went to pick the missus up from town on friday and 2 little scruffy student wankers were stood in the middle of the road so i slowed down and one of them called me a fuckin prick and i fuckin slowed down for the bastard well to say i went into a rage was a understatment , slammed the car into reverse , full speed nearly running the fuckin cunts over, window down i said what did you say you little cunt , seat belt off he shit his self and called over the coppers , told them what happened and they gave fine a on the spot fine for using fowl and abusive language, well to say i had a smile on my face was an understatment, that will teach the little bell ends
rant over