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Old Aug 13, 2008 | 08:35 PM
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Default off duty coppers.... do they...

wear a full uniform when driving to and from work etc?

as in stab proof, and radios etc????

as if not i was very lucky today

was driving along the motorway, and wasnt hanging about as had a lot on today so was doing between 90-95, and when i joined the motorway a red vectra did too.

now i wasnt driving like a cunt, just a bit quick in the van lol. i was moving over etc when a gap allowed but the vectra never went past me.

i then came into a 50 limit as there were road works, so moved to the inside lane and slowed down. at which point my work phone rang... yeah you guessed it

being a silly cunt i answered it. just as this vectra pulled along side, i look over and see a copper in his gear, the look on his face when he realised that not only was i almost doing a ton, im now on the phone too

my arsehole bit the seat, i said oh fuck, and immediatly put the phone down.

he then started pointing over to the left, as a junction was approaching and got behind me. now, i was wanting to go straight on, didnt see any blues come on, and he moved over to the exit, but i didnt

he then undertakes me on the slip road giving me the evils, i put up my hand and say sorry....

now, i was still in the 50 limit and he could have quite easily rejoined off the roundabout and got out the ky jelly, but he didnt, and i didnt see him again.

so, am i

A. very lucky and he was off duty?

B. hoping he was on his way to a more worthwhile job?

C. expecting a knock on the door any second?

i think C lol

i have also now asked work for a hands free kit, they said they will look into it.....
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