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Date: Wed, 2 Jan 2008 10:41:41 -0800
From: sam_tj002@yahoo.com
Subject: Payment Details...........
To: markyturner@hotmail.com

Good day ,
Thanks for the mail and the brife explianation,i am very sorry forgetting back to you so late I had to enquire if this is okay by my customer and she did made me understand that the condition is okay by her and she had agree to pay you (£3,000) as or payment i have an associate in Switerland who I will instruct to issue out payment to you , I will instruct him to Issue out payment to out Bank Certified Bank Draft so that we can complete this deal as soon as possible.I will instruct him to issue out the sum of (£7,500) this will cover it's price and the shipping,as soon as the payment is in your possesion i will like you to deduct it's price and wire the rest balance to my shipping agent that will arrange for the pick up . So i will like you to get back to me with your full name and contact address as to where payment will be sent to,is as follow ....
FULL NAME ON THE CHEQUE:
FULL HOME ADDRESS:
STATE/ZIPCODE/COUNTRY:
CELL PHONE NUMBER:
LAND PHONE NUMBER:
OTHER PHONE NUMBER:
Your immediate reasponse will be highly be appreciated. pls do forward it to me

NB:Please i will like you to go ahead and delete the advertisment from the internet because am really interested to purchase the (Part) from your side andget back to me with your full details request sooner.
I need your quick response..
Kind Regards............


So sent the fucking mug this in return!

Hello there Samuel. It is super to hear from you!

I saw your advertisment for the car parts and I am very interested in sending you $4000 Ugandan Dollars. Please send me your bank account number, and sort code and I will put the monies into your account. However, before I can send you the $4000 I will need you to put $1000 Ugandan Dollars CASH, in the post to me ASAP! Once I recieve the monies which I will use to feed my children as they are very poor I will put the $4000 monies straight to your bank account.

I am very excited about these parts.

Please email me back straight away because I am very hungry and my children have no chicken nuggets or shoes.

Thankyou please.

M. Mouse.



P.S Sorry I forgot to say my full details.

My name is:
Michael Mouse

My address is:
10 Buttplug Palace,
Winnett Close,
Mongspaz Rickets,
Gommhead,
England,
T11TS.

P.P.S I do not have a phone as we have no telephone wires here in Gommhead. Instead we use Carrier Pigeon. My Pigeon is called Ian.
However, he dosen't know the way to Belgium. Sorry.

Pip Pip.