i know i will get slated for this "your driving our premiums up" etc

but, we'd all do it if we had the chance and KNEW you could get the ££. who in their right mind would turn down a couple of grand for relatively little effort?

me and saj (my business partner) were driving through a narrow road in an industrial estate in manchester going to buy stock for our shop. when crawling through this narrow street some dick in a parked car opened his door and whacked off saj's pug 406 executive TD wing mirror. these wing mirrors cost £400 each from puegeot, as they are heated, electric automatic folding jobbies etc...

so anyway, couple of days later i go to see the doctor, complain ive got a sore wrist from when he braked harshly (not from wanking etc etc) from putting my hand out on the dash, and a sore right shoulder from the seatbelt. i DIDNT go in holding my neck as it's a bit too obvious and doctors will instantly see the pound signs in your eyes.

since then ive been back a few times, they referred me to a specialist, ive been having physio including being put on this 'rack' thing and lots of stretches etc and exercises that ive been told to do 5 times a day. the ironic thing is theyve found stuff wrong with me that never knew existed lmao including posture problems and inflamation of muscle (probably from the 140 kilo bench pressing! lmao)

this physio has been going on for 4-5 months...i will carry it on for another few months yet complaining of pain under my shoulder blade and also i might aswell get the posture/inflamation problems sorted aswell.

another thing that was 'ironic' was the fact that my phsio goes to the same gym as me the only thing that saved my arse in this case was the fact i hadnt seen her there in ages, and i asked her where she'd been and she was apparently studying doing an open university course which stopped her from going to the gym and took up all her spare time.

know it helps that sajs brother (one of 8 LMAO) does claims.

when i eventually put in a claim i'll have genuine medical reports for months and months worth of intensive physio so should be in for a decent pay out.