never touch a mates bird at all, even if there a shite mate its still a personal goal not to

its alot easier to fuck a bird who you know and she offers it than fuck a bird you dont know

thats the ONLY reason why people do it, the amount of people ive met over the years that have met my missus and then cause she talks to them they think shes gonna fuck em and carry on talking to her pretending the old " where just mates" line

i was about to fuck up a mates brother recently for the exact same thing, i LOVE the way people get REAL cheap and start trouble trying to fuck with the heads too,, just cause you got a normal relationship and got a bird whos able to talk in a conversation rather than a moody bitch whos too busy t being jealous of her bloke talking to other people to care about actually talking to other people

all the people i grew up with i no longer talk to proper cause of 1 person wanting to get with nikki and all my other mates trying to cause trouble,,,, and they was talking shite too and was expecting me to either ignore it or not say anything to them

why do you need to drill your mates ex bird ?...... if hes one of the "cool" mates then you wouldnt think of it incase you lost him as a mate,,,,,, if hes a geeky mate who you think is a wanker then you think hes pulled a bird whos gonna be any good in bed ?

cant see the point being with my mates ex bird who was so dry in bed that hes got rid of her


get a new bird and leave the old slags to your mates stories

if i broke up with a bird and a mate of mine even SPOKE to her id fuck him off as a mate,,,, hes only met the bird through me,, we brake up he looses her as a mate just like i have

oh and the people who say they find a bird interesting as a mate


STOP TALKING SUCH FUCKING BOLLOX,. most women cant even have more than 2 good close mates for 6 months wihout breaking up or having some sort of fall out about some fucking pointless thing

when guys fall out we have a fight and sort it out the next day UNLESS the row got his bird involved then the same mate aint allowed to talkl to you untill SHES happy with forgetting about it

when girls fall out,, they fall out and NEVER get close again and cant forget about the reason they had that cat fight


women and NOT interesting to have as mates, theres a few who are interesting to talk to about certain things or have a few jokes with

you cant go pub with a bird as a mate and NOT think in the back of your head " theres only us 2, wonder if i can give her one onthe sly"


notice that guys never have fat minger birds as good mates to go and have a drink with at lunch time just the two of them ????


so no dont fuck your mates ex,,,, as he may be a quiet guy who mixes with a new crowd and then when he sees you next with his mates may decide to show you how he feels

strange that aint it


oh btw this same person who tried it on with my bird when i seen him another pub a while later he got his older cousin whos a boxer to try and bully me

i had a fucking fight with a boxer outside a pub and the cunt broke my nose all cause the sad prick couldnt pull a bird and didnt like me showing him that i dont like being taken for a cunt and so he used another person t bully me and was laughing thinking i would back down

broken nose was worth it though as he crosses the street when he sees me now on his own and his cousin aint bothered comming back to me since i had a row even though i got beat up

world is full of enough cunts,,, dont add to the list