Few years back my old man was woken by someone knocking on the front door in the middle of the night, he looked out of the window and a guy shouted up that the garage had been broken into and he had chased of two theives, but that they had been in the Jag.

He wanted my old man to come out and have a look.

Fortunately, my old man had spotted a second guy ducking down behind the fence.

he called the old bill and the guys fooked off.

Copper reckoned while he would have been in the garage looking at the jag with the first guy, the second would have gone into the house for a discount shopping spree.