bugger, i had fruit for breakfast int he hope it would help

cheers for usefull replies, i have text the wife to get me some stuff on her way home from wok lol, i really dont want to chance being more than 5 seconds away from a shitter!

the warm milk was fookin rank, but i lasted a good hour and 15 mins before my ass just exploded once more

my sphincter is sooo sore, i cant tell you how much it hurts just to sit down


as for all the gay love comments, no chance!