I've got 500 minutes & 500 texts on Orange at the moment through Carphone Warehouse, it's an 18 month contract that is £35 a month but for the first 11 months they halve the bill for you so i'm actually only paying £17.50pm!

Oh, and they gave me £80 towards the buy out of my old shitty Vodacunt contract and I got the new Samsung X830 phone for free!