going abroad to get married more often than not is faaaaaaarrrr cheaper than staying inthis country.
we married im mauritius, fookin great, 2 weeks in the sun, fook everybody who couldnt afford to go , you only get married once, supposed to be the biggest event between TWO people.
i just said to the everyone, we're going abroad to get married, gave them the date, said if you want to be there , be there, if not see you when we get back

no free-loaders, no hangers-on, no long lost aunties/uncles that you havent seen for 20 years, why the fook should i pay for everyone to have a day at at my expense ?? !!!
cost us less than 5K for 2 weeks all in - in paradise