From todays Essex Chronicle, Page 27:

"Driver clocks up 95.9mph

Paul Peacock, 23, of ****** Way, ****** ***, was recorded by Police Vascar driving a Ford Mondeo at an average of 95.9mph on the 70mph stretch of the A130, Rettendon, at midday on December 14th 2003.

He was banned from driving for 28 days and given 11 penalty points together with a £130 fine and £35 costs."

You have got to be f*cking joking.

There had better have been some sort of aggravated circumstances (i.e. he was driving like a ****) - if not then what the f*ck is this world coming to.

The A130 is possibly the safest road in essex, seeing as it has no turnings/pedestrians/horses/etc etc etc