Right, i need some help.

I want to get some polo shirts made up for my stag doo, but i want something put on the back of the T-shirts and i need some ideas.

I've been on one before who had their 'Porn names' written on the back which included your 1st pets name and your mothers maiden name.

Mine turned out as 'Purdey O'Brien'

So i want something along the same lines as that and all ideas will be considered

Thanks in advance

Dave