anyone know what's happened to lord melbury?

[Redeye Jedi]

Originally Posted by RichardPON Maybe Dojj has driven his Bentley down the town hall to complain that he isn't able to claim enough child benefit?

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[ballin]

Melbury was the most cringe-worthy character anyone has ever had the bad idea of trying to create on here. It was like a semi-thick person with too much spare time, trying reallly hard to create a funny persona. What actually happened was just a ridiculous waste of their own time, half the people on Jeremy Kyle construct a sentence more logically than his "posh attempt".
Certainly more comedy on an episode of Kyle too, generally just a fail.

[Fiddy]

Dojj said, and I quote, "tell everyone thanks, and like optimus prime, I shall return"

[Psycho Warren]

Originally Posted by Stu @ M Developments

I will sort your stalkers out personally.

isnt that RS Matt's job?

[gjh]

Agree with what Fiddy said (and a few others), dojj is a top bloke, hope he returns soon

[Cossie Lewis]

Originally Posted by 1-PD

I have know Dojj and have met him many times and in fact only last week he was round at my house sharing some concerns, he is a real nice guy and certainly comes accross fantastic when you meet him in person as he really loves his fords, like anything on a internet forum most judge you without actually knowing the person behind the pc screen

ive talked to him for ages and finily got to meet him the other week. anybody that thinks he come accross as an idiot or whatever else should actully meet him as he is a genuine fella!

[Fiddy]

Originally Posted by Badge Boy

ive talked to him for ages and finily got to meet him the other week. anybody that thinks he come accross as an idiot or whatever else should actully meet him as he is a genuine fella!

It's because he's 'different' Lew, the main issue most have with him is his love of wrestling, because the common consensus is 'wrestling is for kids'. He does rant about it occassionaly, and he's know to rant about a lot of issue's in general, that some find boring, but I rant about football, A LOT, and some people think I'm a big kid and an idiot at times, and admittedly, i can be, i hold my hands up, check the football threads, you'll see lol, others think I'm some wacko conspiracy theorist nut job, and if the shoe fits, I'll wear it, but I don't really have a fuck to give about what people's opinions of me are on the Internet mate, it's the Internet, not real life. I do though, try to apply the same rhetoric online, as in real life, treat people how they treat me, and speak to people how they speak to me, regardless of colour, creed, beliefs, where you from, how much money you have, or what there in to, your cool with me, I'm cool with you. Everyone's different, the world is full of weird, wild, and wonderfull people, it would be pretty boring if we were all the same, and liked the same things.

[Chip]

I know loads of people on here bitch at him, but it would be interesting to know if there is anyone who has ever met him and disliked him, as I cant imagine how you could to be honest, he's just one of life's good guys.

[Cossie Lewis]

Originally Posted by Fiddy

It's because he's 'different' Lew, the main issue most have with him is his love of wrestling, because the common consensus is 'wrestling is for kids'. He does rant about it occassionaly, and he's know to rant about a lot of issue's in general, that some find boring, but I rant about football, A LOT, and some people think I'm a big kid and an idiot at times, and admittedly, i can be, i hold my hands up, check the football threads, you'll see lol, others think I'm some wacko conspiracy theorist nut job, and if the shoe fits, I'll wear it, but I don't really have a fuck to give about what people's opinions of me are on the Internet mate, it's the Internet, not real life. I do though, try to apply the same rhetoric online, as in real life, treat people how they treat me, and speak to people how they speak to me, regardless of colour, creed, beliefs, where you from, how much money you have, or what there in to, your cool with me, I'm cool with you. Everyone's different, the world is full of weird, wild, and wonderfull people, it would be pretty boring if we were all the same, and liked the same things.

youve proper smashed the nail on the head there mate!

[Lambchop]

Originally Posted by RichardPON

Maybe Dojj has driven his Bentley down the town hall to complain that he isn't able to claim enough child benefit?

HAHAHAHA

[dojj]

thank you for all the kinds words pf peeps

and while normal service will resume shortly, i'm going to catch up on stuff i've missed out on first

[NoRubNoDub]

[pee vee]

i thought melbury was pretty funny..

but a little disturbing that he thought he had to be 'in character' every time he touched the keyboard to post on here !

[NoRubNoDub]

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Lord-M...01797599914599

could this be our lord Melbury?

[NoRubNoDub]

It would also appear that he spent some time on the rover 75 and MG ZT owners club ()

http://www.the75andztclub.co.uk/foru...t=lord+melbury

He seems to be deleted though, his name appears on the members list but no profile or posts.

[Magnum PI]

Originally Posted by dojj

thank you for all the kinds words pf peeps

and while normal service will resume shortly, i'm going to catch up on stuff i've missed out on first

welcome back Dojj mate. good to see you!!

All we need now is for the good lord to reappear with his witty repartee

[NoRubNoDub]

Long shot but most of the stuff bought seems to be ford related, could be our melbury again
http://myworld.ebay.co.uk/lord-melbury

[NoRubNoDub]

I should become a private investigator lol The good lord on a nexus one mobile forum
http://www.nexusoneforum.net/forum/n...ys-hi-all.html

Also found that he may have a blog regarding The htc magic phone.
http://www.blogger.com/profile/07693792616984909198
I think its the same one as he lists an interest in Android mobiles and lists his location like the rest as west Sussex
He also lists his job as a computer constant which ties in with everything else.

[GVK.]

Originally Posted by NoRubNoDub

It would also appear that he spent some time on the rover 75 and MG ZT owners club ()

Oh dear

"How do I fit the Landrover Walnut Handbrake Sleeve?"

[Lord Melbury]

Welcome back DOJJ, obviously had not realised you'd gone, but welcome back all the same.




Stunned to be alerted to this thread via a private message, my most sincere apologies for not being around, long story but starboard hip packed up, had an op then subsequently picked up an infection.
Both daughters pressed into action & have been a power of strength by doing my day to day bidding, God bless them.

Best regards to everyone, yes, even you 'Ballache' Ballin


ps, NoRubNoDub, those other Melbury types that you have discovered are impostors, not the pukka chap

[Cossie Lewis]

Praise the lord is back!

[Psycho Warren]

He's escaped from the asylum!!

[NoRubNoDub]

Good lord he's back!!

[Magnum PI]

Originally Posted by Lord Melbury

Welcome back DOJJ, obviously had not realised you'd gone, but welcome back all the same.




Stunned to be alerted to this thread via a private message, my most sincere apologies for not being around, long story but starboard hip packed up, had an op then subsequently picked up an infection.
Both daughters pressed into action & have been a power of strength by doing my day to day bidding, God bless them.

Best regards to everyone, yes, even you 'Ballache' Ballin


ps, NoRubNoDub, those other Melbury types that you have discovered are impostors, not the pukka chap

Welcome back melbury old chap

[Glenn_]

Originally Posted by Badge Boy

youve proper smashed the nail on the head there mate!

I wouldnt mind smashing my nail in the wifes head....i said the special word there "wife"....or well that wont happen.

[NoRubNoDub]

[Lord Melbury]

Just had time to go through this & respond to the more positive remarks.

In the idiom of No2 Daughter-

Haters gonna hate

(or some such thing)

Originally Posted by Mark_

I kind of miss Lord Melbury's input. It was often entertaining

Thank you Mark, you're too kind

Originally Posted by gjh

Where the fuck are you M'lord?

Well, I'm here now, at least for a while.

Originally Posted by phil_rs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CV5JmEjvtec

Thank you Phillip, I remember that the first time around, sat in the crewroom at 'Binners'

Originally Posted by Rax

I reckon if we all sing this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MII3ns2KTBc melbury will be back .This is just my opinion like

Thank you Rax, a shade racy compared to my more pedestrian tastes in music, but really appreciate the thought.

Originally Posted by Psycho Warren

he's probably been taken back to a secure mental hospital

Surprisingly accurate if you delete the 'secure mental' part

Originally Posted by Magnum PI

Same for melbury i found his posts funny.

Thank you Magnum, & thank you for the thread.

Originally Posted by charlie luciano

A truely distinguished gentleman, one wishes for him to make a speedy reintroduction

I like him his style on here is somewhat unique

Luciano

Luciano, you also, are really too kind.

Originally Posted by Psycho Warren

Further to my earlier comment, they dont allow internet access in a secure mental unit

Well Warren, once again you almost hit a six, my stay in hospital was completely demoralising to say the least, if I had stayed there any longer I may well have ended up as an inmate of one those institutions of which you refer.

Originally Posted by JamesH

I like Dojj and Melbury

I'm somewhat pleased that this thread has been the catalyst that temped Dojj back unto the fold, Dojj is a far more worthy cause of a thread than myself, so fantastic to see his return.

But thank you James, most kind.

Originally Posted by pee vee

i thought melbury was pretty funny..

Thank you pee vee, very kind, I would rather be remembered as a wise man rather than a funny man, but as they say, laughter is the best medicine, so I can live with that

Originally Posted by Badge Boy

Praise the lord is back!

Thank you as well Badge Boy.

Originally Posted by Psycho Warren

He's escaped from the asylum!!

What is your fascination with mental health institutions Mr 'Psycho' Warren? Oh hang on a moment, I might have answered my own question there

Originally Posted by Magnum PI

Welcome back melbury old chap

Thank you again

[Chaz888]

Dojj an melb are good entertainment after all there is only so much you can say about cars .

[dojj]

Im going to ask for a "like" button to installed here

Facebook has altered my reality of the Internet and its capabilities lol

[dojj]

And the mobile. Erosion has pr elsm with leaving rep

Or maybe it's my fingers beig. Drunk

[Madgit]

Nice to have you back Melbury, your perspective to various threads has always kept me entertained.

[Benni]

Dojj is one of the nicest people I've met off this forum, and as genuine as they come. Went out of his way to make me feel welcome at car shows.

Benni

[dojj]

i feel we should have had a "where's benni?" thread too

[NoRubNoDub]

I was going to suggest where's benni and Mr. T

[NoRubNoDub]

And where is fuck is the kosman?

[Magnum PI]

Originally Posted by NoRubNoDub

And where is fuck is the kosman?

Probably bumming someone or something

[gjh]

Welcome back Lord and Dojj!!!

[Less.]

Yep Dojj is the first person to help on here if he can and he will go ou8t of his way to help