Keeping cats out the garden

[Csm]

Right i remember as a boy delivering papers some garden lovers leaving juice bottles full of water or similar on the flower beds etc etc , is this a method of keeping cats away Fuckin cat next door is in my garden all teh time and i noticed this mornin that its shitting aswell Not happy as thats my 2 year olds garden to play in and he is a bugger for doing what 2 year olds do and pick up muck and fill his pockets with it etc etc and i really dont want him putting summit that smells like a beef oxo cube in there either any other tips other than shooting the fucker ??? Leave a bowl of weedkiller out for a drinkypoo.....

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[st3v3]

catch it then take it to a new home,somewhere in the country.


Or you could use a super soaker water pistol, after about the 5th or 6th time it'll stay well away from you garden.

[Csm]

Supersoaker sounds like fun........

[col cos1]

im in the exact same position,the next door neighbours comes into mine and shits constantly

weve tried everything short of killing it

i remember the posh hooses having the bottles in flower beds when i done papers tae lol

[col cos1]

my mrs as even threw bucket of water over it,bleach everywhere still comes back,no even got decency to bury it the wee bastard

[Mal.]

Originally Posted by st3v3

Or you could use a super soaker water pistol, after about the 5th or 6th time it'll stay well away from you garden.

That is by far the most effective and humane way.

[st3v3]

Originally Posted by Mal.

That is by far the most effective and humane way.

What i didnt mention was it was filled with petrol

[cossiedave]

leave a dish of antiefreez out it will drink it and DIE they wont come back then

[Csm]

Hmm ive got a can of petrol in the shed for my powerwasher.......

[Mal.]

Originally Posted by st3v3

What i didnt mention was it was filled with petrol

Originally Posted by cossiedave

leave a dish of antiefreez out it will drink it and DIE they wont come back then

And doing that would make you an UTTER CUNT.

[Csm]

Originally Posted by Mal.

And doing that would make you an UTTER CUNT.

Cat lover then ???

[matts1]

I have the same problem, the last cat sounded like a baby crying and shat everywhere.Nasty tatty thing it was.

I used to collect the shite and throw it all over their garden (which they kept mint). Then it vanished lol!!

They had poster up the lot, but that cat never came back!

Then, the other month, they get another cat and it is in the garden, the misses goes charging out to chase it, followed by me, then we find it is such a nice little kitten we now let it wonder round the house and it has adopted us.

To frekin soft I tell ye lol!!

[cozzie_dave1]

milk and paracetamol simples

[Cragrat]

Originally Posted by col cos1

my mrs as even threw bucket of water over it,bleach everywhere still comes back,no even got decency to bury it the wee bastard

well leave the shed unlocked so it can get to a spade then..............

[Mal.]

Originally Posted by Csm

Cat lover then ???

An animal lover mate....

[Mark_w]

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[matts1]

Trouble with cats are people think it is fine for them to rome, they are very hard to keep out and their shat STINKS and if I had kids I would be pretty miffed to be honest.

You wouldn't tolorate a dog being left to roll around you back garden.

[Csm]

Im likin that water spray even just for soakin teh bairn and teh missus

[matts1]

heard they use that method to stop cats clawing at sofa's etc, quick spray of water.

[Rich170]

Don't get me started on this one again

I have the problem with cats jumping up on my car and onto a neighbours wall. Problem is though is that its out of sight so I can't see them doing it, just get the scratches and dirty foot prints all the time.

I have tried everything to get rid of them, last thing on my list is to entice them into a box and take them on holiday!!


Don't get me wrong I am an animal lover, it is the selfishnessness of the owners of the cats to be happy to let it happen. I have mentioned it to the owner of the cat and they say there is nothing they can do, which is bollocks, they should be doing what they can to stop their animal fouling and damaging other's property.

[JoeE30]

Why dont people try the humane way....

Dont get all these hard men who say petrol this, anti-freeze that....

Seriously sad people.

[Rich170]

Originally Posted by JoeE30

Why dont people try the humane way....
Seriously sad people.

Because the humane way doesn't work......

[JoeE30]

So you would rather kill or mame someones pet then pick up a few shits?

Strange world.

[Csm]

A dogs a pet .......a cats summit that requires a size 10 boot

[Cragrat]

Originally Posted by JoeE30

So you would rather kill or mame someones pet then pick up a few shits?

Strange world.

answer that when you picking it out of ya 2yr olds pocket & praying he aint rubbed his eyes or put his fingers in his mouth

[_DAN_]

[Lee Reynolds]

Was just gonna mention that water sprayer, was told about it at the weekend!

[Tony Mannock]

Originally Posted by Cragrat

answer that when you picking it out of ya 2yr olds pocket & praying he aint rubbed his eyes or put his fingers in his mouth

well we were all 2 year olds once and we survived just fine on a diet of worms and cat poo

[Cragrat]

Originally Posted by Turbosystems

well we were all 2 year olds once and we survived just fine on a diet of worms and cat poo

surprised you can remember that far back

[Elvis]

get a dog

[bazzle]

cats hate the smell of ginger , some get some and rub it round the fences etc

[Rick Astley]

I let the dog out...



I know full well he wouldn't hurt it (I think lol) but the cat doesn't know that!

[dazoriginal]

i have 4 cats and i try my best to keep them within the back ,front of house etc
although i cannot keep control all the time as they like to wonder climb trees etc
i also have good neighbours on both sides who have dogs
there is not an ounce of any problem
as mentioned above antifreeze and all that just isn't the answer
speaking nicely to the owner is then take it from there
if i caught or knew somec@nt had tampered with any of my cats then they would recieve a piece of my mind .

[gazz king]

Originally Posted by cozzie_dave1

milk and paracetamol simples

owwww yes, i know that works wery wery wellll

[Diamonds.]

get a water pistol to scare the cat away it does work doing it once doesnt or one of them pop up water things.

for ya car getting scratched etc get a car cover then it wont get wet shitted up or scratched.

any other way is just out of order and makes u look and prove ya a cunt. everytime the kids across the street come in my garden to trample over everything to get the ball they lost i dont get my gun out and shoot them. they do more damage than animals do. if a cat shits get a shovel or tissue and bag it or flick it into the mud its not a hard thing and takes like 1min to do.

[S1rst]

Same old thread doing its rounds with the same old twat-ish replys from idiots who dont deserves to be on this earth if they are actually serious. Although i do wonder whether some people make these comments for a reaction. Sad either way.

There free roaming animals and its just a part of life. Deal with it. Use the water method and if its done properly, then 99% of the time, it will work. Orange peel is also said to work well. How can the owners of these cats stop them going where they want too? They cant, so dont blame the owners either. Its life. If you dont want your kids picking it up (although as said, no doubt we've all picked it up when kids and we're still here), then make sure your gardens fit for them beofre letting them out in it. Or better still, keep an eye on them. Its not that difficult.

And anyone who would even seriously consider taking a cat away from its family and dumping it miles away, is just total scum and will get what they deserve at some stage in life.

If all these people have to worry about in life is a bit of cat shit or a cat wandering around your property, then you you to take a long hard look at yourself. Put things into perspective for gods sake!

Anyway, rant over.

[Tony Mannock]

Originally Posted by S1rst

Same old thread doing its rounds with the same old twat-ish replys from idiots who dont deserves to be on this earth if they are actually serious. Although i do wonder whether some people make these comments for a reaction. Sad either way.

There free roaming animals and its just a part of life. Deal with it. Use the water method and if its done properly, then 99% of the time, it will work. Orange peel is also said to work well. How can the owners of these cats stop them going where they want too? They cant, so dont blame the owners either. Its life. If you dont want your kids picking it up (although as said, no doubt we've all picked it up when kids and we're still here), then make sure your gardens fit for them beofre letting them out in it. Or better still, keep an eye on them. Its not that difficult.

And anyone who would even seriously consider taking a cat away from its family and dumping it miles away, is just total scum and will get what they deserve at some stage in life.

If all these people have to worry about in life is a bit of cat shit or a cat wandering around your property, then you you to take a long hard look at yourself. Put things into perspective for gods sake!

Anyway, rant over.

well said that man
of late at 46 I have given up eating cat shit lol
I live in the middle of know where and get rabbits badgers foxes,rats owls hawks etc all the time
live and let live

[skeg]

Originally Posted by JoeE30

Why dont people try the humane way....

Dont get all these hard men who say petrol this, anti-freeze that....

Seriously sad people.

If I caught a fleebag cat pooing in my garden it would get volleyed over the fence Marco Van Basten style, that's my humane way.

Originally Posted by S1rst

How can the owners of these cats stop them going where they want too? They cant, so dont blame the owners either.

They can't mate but what they can do is get there arse round and clean up after it. You have a pet then you're responsible for it. Don't get me wrong once or twice is fine to deal with but if it keeps doing it with your own kids about then they should sort it.

Originally Posted by doesntbelong

I let the dog out...



I know full well he wouldn't hurt it (I think lol) but the cat doesn't know that!

Cracking dog there, the best kind.

[sabres74]

Originally Posted by _DAN_

Works every time

[Yeti Racing]

Originally Posted by S1rst

Same old thread doing its rounds with the same old twat-ish replys from idiots who dont deserves to be on this earth if they are actually serious. Although i do wonder whether some people make these comments for a reaction. Sad either way.

There free roaming animals and its just a part of life. Deal with it. Use the water method and if its done properly, then 99% of the time, it will work. Orange peel is also said to work well. How can the owners of these cats stop them going where they want too? They cant, so dont blame the owners either. Its life. If you dont want your kids picking it up (although as said, no doubt we've all picked it up when kids and we're still here), then make sure your gardens fit for them beofre letting them out in it. Or better still, keep an eye on them. Its not that difficult.

And anyone who would even seriously consider taking a cat away from its family and dumping it miles away, is just total scum and will get what they deserve at some stage in life.

If all these people have to worry about in life is a bit of cat shit or a cat wandering around your property, then you you to take a long hard look at yourself. Put things into perspective for gods sake!

Anyway, rant over.

Same old shit from the 'Ardmen of Passion ford!

Ps - I used the water method on my own cat, as the neighbour asked politely! He doesnt jump over his side anymore.