Keeping cats out the garden

[Csm]

Hoping to be getting a boxer puppy in the next few months maybe more but obviously the problem lies just now when the weather is stunning and the bairns are outside all the time

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[89xr2]

Originally Posted by fuzzy

dog shit will be bigger and messier than cat shit though.

true, but at least its your dogshit though.

[Csm]

Originally Posted by fuzzy

dog shit will be bigger and messier than cat shit though.

Folk dont mind picking up after there own pets its others that pisses folk off LOL

[jonnyrsturbo]

Originally Posted by fuzzy

dog shit will be bigger and messier than cat shit though.

well trained dog wont shit in its own garden

[fuzzy]

Originally Posted by jonnyrsturbo

well trained dog wont shit in its own garden

an average cat doesnt need to be well trained to shit in someone elses garden.

[DanW@FastFord]

Originally Posted by Csm

Folk are taking this too far..........sticking up for cats

Probably the stupidest thing written on this entire thread.

[Csm]

Originally Posted by DanW@FastFord

Probably the stupidest thing written on this entire thread.

Hop onto another thread then

I asked a question a few days ago

I didnt ask for all the tat that appeared on the thread from others or the bullshit hardman act, bla bla bla

[Lee Reynolds]

LOL at Brad Yeah all cats can be trained to use the potty. My wifes two cats rip used to fetch the paper and everything! As for bellend, suck it pal!

[V8 EsCos]

I have two young kids that enjoy playing in the garden, why should their fun and health be spoilt by the virmin that neighbours choose to keep as pets with no regard to where they crap.

Cats are worse than rats as far as I'm concerned

Mark

[Lee Reynolds]

Originally Posted by V8 EsCos

I have two young kids that enjoy playing in the garden, why should their fun and health be spoilt by the virmin that neighbours choose to keep as pets with no regard to where they crap.

Cats are worse than rats as far as I'm concerned

Mark

I totally agree, and my wife who is a cat lover is not allowed any cos of this, i hate the things. Cant stand em in the garden or in the house clibimg on worktops etc! Fuck that! Wouldnt harm one though!

[hitchwest]

its ok cos our cat never shits in our garden i think we have trained him well at least they cover it over with soil for that element of surprise when you are weeding the garden

[mondymatt]

What people also fail to realise is that cat shit carries diseases i couldn't remember the name from when the mrs was pregnant so had to google it. For all the softies who say "keep a better eye on your kids" bla bla
look up toxoplasmosis heres one link http://www.nevadaappeal.com/article/...RDEN/111110071

I had to clean up after our cats when the mrs was pregnant for this reason. Now IS it "Just cat shit??"
We are all entitled to our opinions but some people giving it the whole animal welfare bit need to wake up IMHO. It is just as antisocial as loud music, barking dogs etc...

I just wonder how many of you who say its not a big deal would appreciate their car scratched to fuck down the windscreen and bonnet by a cat??? Or your pregnant mrs having to clean it up before your kids can play in YOUR garden?
While i don't condone cruelty i do understand peoples reaction when the reasonable approach of speaking to the owner doesn't work!

[Benni]

Why do so many people see killing a cat as a first resort when there is simply no need too? It's simple, really. It makes them feel big and manly and hard, because they feel they have something to prove. Would you poision your neighbours cup of tea with antifreeze for parking outside your house? No, no you wouldn't because it's a crazy idea and he's probably not 1/10th of your size. The reality is you'll kill a cat when there's no reason to, at all, what-so-ever.

There are many ways to stop a cat without any harm being commited, yet you choose to harm it anyway. This makes you a grade A fucking cunt. God help anyone who touches my cats, as they are geniunely the closest thing to me, and I treasure them like I am their Father.

Benni.

[Benni]

Originally Posted by mondymatt

mrs having to clean it up before your kids can play in YOUR garden?
While i don't condone cruelty i do understand peoples reaction when the reasonable approach of speaking to the owner doesn't work!

If a stray dog is causing me problems, what would happen if I killed it? No-one would be happy, and no doubt I'd end up in the papers as a murderer. Again, killing it is extremely mental, but, hell, why not?

Benni.

[cfoster]

Originally Posted by Benni

Would you poision your neighbours cup of tea with antifreeze for parking outside your house?

I've been tempted too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I personally HATE cats, dont have problems in the back garden, its jumping on the cars and scratching them I dont like in the front garden (both my cars being black as well). Wouldnt resort to killing em but the hose has been used a few times unsuccessfully though!!

Chris

[mondymatt]

Originally Posted by Benni

If a stray dog is causing me problems, what would happen if I killed it? No-one would be happy, and no doubt I'd end up in the papers as a murderer. Again, killing it is extremely mental, but, hell, why not?

Benni.

FFS benni wake up!! If its a stray dog it can get collected by the dog warden from your council or the rspca totally different to a cat where you know the owner and they do sweet fa about it despite you being reasonable about it. UNLESS you have suffered with the problem yourself then you will not understand. I have lived and do live next to cat owners and i don't have any problems with damage to cars and shit etc, however a lot of people i know do. You may be a responsible owner but don't be so naive to believe that all people are and people are on some moggy killing vendetta from the outset. For a lot of people it would be last resort.
I never said i condoned killing them if you read my post properly instead of resorting to insults, i said i can understand why people consider it.

Again if you read my previous posts, we kept cats ourselves.
I'd never kept any before, but i was gutted when we lost one. She used to sit with me all the time when i came in from work etc.. I looked for over a fortnight night and day for her.

[DanW@FastFord]

Originally Posted by Csm

I didnt ask for all the tat that appeared on the thread from others or the bullshit hardman act, bla bla bla

Is it not equally 'hardman' to brag about squirting cats with detergent?

[Mondeo Man]

My opinion is that if a cat repeatedly shits in my garden/porch or scratches my car etc, its down to the cats 'jailer' ( i mean owner ) to sort the problem

I dont see why i have to a) buy a car cover b) clean up their cats shit ( which incedentally fucking stinks of ammonia ) c) go and spend my hard earned cash on deterrents

Its down to the owner - if they cant sort the problem out by training or keeping it indoors then there would be some hard words spoken to them. I'm not into cruelty so wouldnt do more than scare the cat with water or throw a stone against the fence to scare it but the problem is with the selfish owners who expect everyone else to deal with their fickle, flea ridden, shitting machine.

on a side note every fucking night they wake me up fighting in our garden and it's too dark to follow them or see them so no idea who owns the fuckers.

[cfoster]

Originally Posted by Mondeo Man

fickle, flea ridden, shitting machine.

Sorry that made me laugh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quality name for em!!!!

[Rick Astley]

Why do people have an issue with me letting the dog out in the garden when I see a cat in there? The cats need to learn it is NOT their territory and its getting alot better so it's obviously working

I know FACT all he would want to do is play with it as I watched him with a moth last night, gentle as hell he was. Oh but then he ate it.

[DanW@FastFord]

Originally Posted by doesntbelong

Why do people have an issue with me letting the dog out in the garden when I see a cat in there? The cats need to learn it is NOT their territory and its getting alot better so it's obviously working

I've no problem with that, nor with someone squirting the shit out them with water, nor flinging stones at them - It's the "ooh I'm a big man I squirt bleach in their eyes" attitude I think sucks.

[wee net]

I don't think you can really stop a cat coming into your garden the more you chase it the more it will come back ( it thinks you playing a game )

To stop a cat dirtying (shitting as you call it ) why don't you put black pepper down the area where it doing it and also the area where the wee fellow is playing. Black pepper doesn’t harm it but a few times of sniffing it, it doesn’t go back and when the cat comes in to the garden ignore it and it will just pass through the more you make a fuss the more it will come back

[Mondeo Man]

Originally Posted by wee net

To stop a cat dirtying (shitting as you call it ) why don't you put black pepper down the area where it doing it and also the area where the wee fellow is playing. Black pepper doesn’t harm it but a few times of sniffing it, it doesn’t go back and when the cat comes in to the garden ignore it and it will just pass through the more you make a fuss the more it will come back

Why should I have to bother wasting my time and my resources to solve a problem caused by someone else ( cats jailer )????

If you have a problem at work do you create a process to solve the problem once it's happened or do you concentrate on not letting it happen in the first place?

[grecian.s1]

sounds like you need one of these....


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4i9_...eature=related

[wee net]

Originally Posted by Mondeo Man

Why should I have to bother wasting my time and my resources to solve a problem caused by someone else ( cats jailer )????

If you have a problem at work do you create a process to solve the problem once it's happened or do you concentrate on not letting it happen in the first place?

If you have a problem at work do you create a process to solve the problem yes

once it's happened or do you concentrate on not letting it happen in the first place? You wouldn't put anybody life in danger how do you now it is a problem until someone high lights it to you ( and if someone was shitting in the garden at work it would be a dismissal and sacked )

Why should I have to bother wasting my time and my resources to solve a problem We didn't ask you to waste any of your time this is a thread asking people if they had any advice or Quick fix's


Remember this is about cats in gardens not work

[Mondeo Man]

Originally Posted by wee net

If you have a problem at work do you create a process to solve the problem yes

once it's happened or do you concentrate on not letting it happen in the first place? You wouldn't put anybody life in danger how do you now it is a problem until someone high lights it to you ( and if someone was shitting in the garden at work it would be a dismissal and sacked )

Why should I have to bother wasting my time and my resources to solve a problem We didn't ask you to waste any of your time this is a thread asking people if they had any advice or Quick fix's


Remember this is about cats in gardens not work

You're misquoting me

I'm saying that any recurring problem should be stopped from happening rather than dealing with it when it happens

Why should I have to waste my time cleaning up catshit etc and trying to deter them from coming in my garden when it's up to the owners to do it, not me. If you think other peoples cat shit is my responsibility you're as much of a cunt as the owners.

[Yeti Racing]

Ain't you lot got better fucking things to worry about!

PF Mugs at there best.......... I'd love to teach my cat to not shit in gardens, but then again the cunt never listens to me anyway! Divs = they're pets, same as dogs... deal with it.

[S1rst]

Originally Posted by mondymatt

i said i can understand why people consider it.

Im sorry but if you say you 'understand' why people would even consider it then that makes you just as bad as these idoits that openly said they would too.

Regardless of the 'reasons', its a fucking animal for gods sake. If it scratches your car, then get a cover. How the hell do people expect the owner of the cat to teach it not to jump on cars! Jesus! Get a grip people. If it shits in your garden, then either shift it if you dont want your kids to play in it as any decent parent would, or just deal with it. Its really not that difficult. if people are prepared to do stupid things like mentioned on here, then they have serious mental issues and i suggest going to speak with a specialist.

I find it strange that when threads are started about animal cruelty and some being tortured etc (like those scum bags that threw the cat off the balcony repeatedly), then everyone comes on the post calling them all the names under the sun, scums bags, lowest of the low etc (which they are of course!), yet people are willing to admit they are no different to these scum bags!

And as for the quote above that telling us normal people to 'wake up'! Oh my god, its the idiots saying what they'd be prepared to do, or have done that need to wake up!

[S1rst]

God this thread must hold the record for having the most idiots/scum bags/strange people/shits on one thread. Seriously unbelievable.

[Rich170]

LOL.

its all very well saying buy this, buy that etc, but WHY THE FUCK should myself and others spend our hard earned cash to protect property and children from vermin that selfish individuals choose to keep as pets?

Luckily I have a garage that my car stays in, however my fiancees car has to stay on the drive so that is the target.

Honestly mate, the only reason you have a cat is because you can't be fucked to look after a dog.

[Yeti Racing]

I wouldn't call a water pistol and tap water hard earnings!

Oh and I have both for the record.....

[S1rst]

Originally Posted by Rich170

LOL.

its all very well saying buy this, buy that etc, but WHY THE FUCK should myself and others spend our hard earned cash to protect property and children from vermin that selfish individuals choose to keep as pets?

Luckily I have a garage that my car stays in, however my fiancees car has to stay on the drive so that is the target.

Honestly mate, the only reason you have a cat is because you can't be fucked to look after a dog.

Well if you cant be arsed to spend a couple of quid on a bucket and some water or a super soaker then it cant be much of a problem can it.

You have a few choices mate, either deal with it and accept it as part of life, try a few of the sensible methods (which was actually the point of this thread until the hard men (or cowards) decided to show themselves up!), or go down the scum bag route. Your choice really.

And im not sure if the last comment about 'the only reason i own a cat is because i cant be arsed to look after a dog', well i dont actually own a cat, but i do own a dog.

To the people who claim to hurt cats/animals, then put things into perspective, you are prepared to hurt a cat for having a shit. Disgraceful and cowardly. Nothing more.

Theres no reasoning with unreasonable people who are obviously born evil by the sounds of it.

[Rich170]

If you care to read my original post on this topic it says my driveway is not in view of my house, so I am not going to stand vigil 24hrs a day with the super soaker.....

[mondymatt]

Originally Posted by S1rst

Im sorry but if you say you 'understand' why people would even consider it then that makes you just as bad as these idoits that openly said they would too.

Regardless of the 'reasons', its a fucking animal for gods sake. If it scratches your car, then get a cover. How the hell do people expect the owner of the cat to teach it not to jump on cars! Jesus! Get a grip people. If it shits in your garden, then either shift it if you dont want your kids to play in it as any decent parent would, or just deal with it. Its really not that difficult. if people are prepared to do stupid things like mentioned on here, then they have serious mental issues and i suggest going to speak with a specialist.

I find it strange that when threads are started about animal cruelty and some being tortured etc (like those scum bags that threw the cat off the balcony repeatedly), then everyone comes on the post calling them all the names under the sun, scums bags, lowest of the low etc (which they are of course!), yet people are willing to admit they are no different to these scum bags!

And as for the quote above that telling us normal people to 'wake up'! Oh my god, its the idiots saying what they'd be prepared to do, or have done that need to wake up!

Have a word!!!! You are as bad as benni for only reading parts that you choose to and jump all over. Don't make me as bad as anyone who would willingly kill someones pet. I'm just not so fucking narrow minded that i can't understand both parties issues! I have kept cats (if you read the thread!) and guess what i didn't fucking kill them off! They had regular check ups at a very good vet and were in perfect health so much so they lived to over 22 years old. I also have direct experience of the problems they cause other people when the owners couldn't give a shit.

You for one are not real.
What a selfish attitude to have! "My cats going to scratch your car, shit in your garden etc but its your problem not mine!"
Its never ending, you cover the car up and they trash the cover ( i know from experience!). Yes you do need to wake up.

[skeg]

Originally Posted by S1rst

Well if you cant be arsed to spend a couple of quid on a bucket and some water or a super soaker then it cant be much of a problem can it.

You have a few choices mate, either deal with it and accept it as part of life, try a few of the sensible methods (which was actually the point of this thread until the hard men (or cowards) decided to show themselves up!), or go down the scum bag route. Your choice really.

And im not sure if the last comment about 'the only reason i own a cat is because i cant be arsed to look after a dog', well i dont actually own a cat, but i do own a dog.

To the people who claim to hurt cats/animals, then put things into perspective, you are prepared to hurt a cat for having a shit. Disgraceful and cowardly. Nothing more.

Theres no reasoning with unreasonable people who are obviously born evil by the sounds of it.

Most people are just winding you up and wouldn't really do it. I was going to mention something about a washing line but I won't in case you blow your top. Just a web forum.

[S1rst]

Originally Posted by Rich170

If you care to read my original post on this topic it says my driveway is not in view of my house, so I am not going to stand vigil 24hrs a day with the super soaker.....

Well go with one of the other choices mate, so its either deal with it or be a hard man and kick the shit out of it for daring to scatch your car. Your choice really mate if you dont want to try some of the methods mentioned.

[Mondeo Man]

Originally Posted by S1rst

Well go with one of the other choices mate, so its either deal with it or be a hard man and kick the shit out of it for daring to scatch your car. Your choice really mate if you dont want to try some of the methods mentioned.

Why cant he make the owner deal with it?


Why cant you see that some people are pissed off because other people dont take responsibility for problems they create?


Why should I have to 'deal' with my car being scratched for example? The owner would have to 'deal' with paying for it if it happened to my car.then either controll his flea infested scrawny shitbag or pay for a cover and be at my beck and call to remove it and cover the car whenever I made a journey!!!!

[S1rst]

Originally Posted by mondymatt

Have a word!!!! You are as bad as benni for only reading parts that you choose to and jump all over. Don't make me as bad as anyone who would willingly kill someones pet. I'm just not so fucking narrow minded that i can't understand both parties issues! I have kept cats (if you read the thread!) and guess what i didn't fucking kill them off! They had regular check ups at a very good vet and were in perfect health so much so they lived to over 22 years old. I also have direct experience of the problems they cause other people when the owners couldn't give a shit.

You for one are not real.
What a selfish attitude to have! "My cats going to scratch your car, shit in your garden etc but its your problem not mine!"
Its never ending, you cover the car up and they trash the cover ( i know from experience!). Yes you do need to wake up.

You said you can understand why people would consider hurting a cat for taking a dump or jumping on a car!?!?! Your the one that needs a reality check im afraid mate.

How exactly is the cat owner selfish because thier cat has jumped on a car and scratched it? How exactly can the cats owner prevent that happening!?!?!

Of course i wouldnt be happy if a cat scatched my car (and it has happened to me before), but i wouldnt go round and ask the owner to tell the cat not to do it again. And i certainly wouldnt poisen it, beat it up, or kidnap it either. So what would you suggest that the owner does? Ground the cat? No toys for week?

[S1rst]

Originally Posted by Mondeo Man

Why cant he make the owner deal with it?


Why cant you see that some people are pissed off because other people dont take responsibility for problems they create?


Why should I have to 'deal' with my car being scratched for example? The owner would have to 'deal' with paying for it if it happened to my car.then either controll his flea infested scrawny shitbag or pay for a cover and be at my beck and call to remove it and cover the car whenever I made a journey!!!!

Se my reply above mate. How on earth do you expect the owner to stop his cat from jumping on a car. Thats what cats do. If you dont like it, get a cover or take steps to make sure they cant get on it. its not rocket science.

[mondymatt]

Originally Posted by Mondeo Man

Why cant he make the owner deal with it?


Why cant you see that some people are pissed off because other people dont take responsibility for problems they create?


Why should I have to 'deal' with my car being scratched for example? The owner would have to 'deal' with paying for it if it happened to my car.then either controll his flea infested scrawny shitbag or pay for a cover and be at my beck and call to remove it and cover the car whenever I made a journey!!!!

Because its apparently only the people who don't like them that are unreasonable!