Keeping cats out the garden

[Rich170]

Originally Posted by S1rst There free roaming animals and its just a part of life. Deal with it. Keeping a free roaming animal as a pet? Surely thats the inhumane bit?

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[Benni]

Anyone who would ignorantly harm a Cat when there is no need to, is defeating the object in the first place, as your Kids should be kept away from you, as you are nothing more than what the Cat left on the ground, a worthless piece of shit. Some of the suggestions people come out with my make sick. There are many harmless ways to keep a Cat out of your garden and killing it is so uneccesary and just makes you a heartless bastard who should be locked up. Utter fucking TWATS, all of you who suggested killing it.

Benni.

[saphcosmike]

I do rememebr whilst living with my parents a neighbour further up the street having a simliar problem.

He soaked a bathroom sponge in tuna then threw it over the fence. The cat tried to eat it and it swelled up in it's throat and died.

It was a bit horrific to say the least.

[Farmer Giles]

Get your own cat. It will make and mark it's territory in your garden then other cats will stay away. Train the new cat to crap in the litter tray, job jobbed..

[Red16]

Originally Posted by Turbosystems

live and let live

tell that to the exwife

[Ben Dover]

what a bunch of twats!! Kill it, let the dogs on it. FUCK OFF!!!! You have to be pretty fucked in the head to kill someones pet, which makes you no better than the chav scum who most of you detest that stomp on, and cut up peoples animals.

Get your self a watergun, that will do the job just fine.

You would never be writing this if your mrs was standing over your shoulder!!!

[brad]

ffs , pet cats are not free roaming animals! ferrel(sp?) cats are free roaming animals and they are not pets. thats a bit like saying dogs should be allowed to roam the streets aswell because they were once wild free roaming animals . If you live in the countryside you have to expect some wild visitors so its a bit different

It should be down to the owner to ensure the cat is litter trained and in thier own house at night to stop it from having random turnouts in next doors garden and from nicking nearly a grands worth of fish out my fish pond. Im not a big fan of seeing any animal get hurt or killed but it fucks me off walking out the back door in the morning to the smell of cat shit and knowing i will have to inspect the garden for shit before one of the kids either rolls in it whilst playing or walks it into the house or car .

We have a staffy and every time he has a shit we clear it up. We let the dog out when we see a cat in the garden but unfortunately next doors cat keeps kicking the shit out of him , scratched nose,eyes and ear stupid fuck still keeps going back for more though

[mondymatt]

We had cats of our own and expected to need to clear up their crap to keep the garden clean but ours rarely went in other gardens they were too idle to get over the fence. I object to having to clean up after other people pets and i fail to see why people should put up with it. We have several cats that come in our garden here but i've yet to find any crap in the garden.
My parents on the other hand are blighted by the things, neighbours both sides have 2 cats each and they inevitably meet in the middle! They have ruined the paint on his car, ruined the fence and the gate, dig in the plant pots and climb in open windows! They've tried everything to keep them out to no avail! Absolute joke imho!!

[Bullett]

buy some lion shit from the zoo.they wont return. or buy a big dog thats hungry

[Bullett]

Originally Posted by Csm

Supersoaker sounds like fun........

if you do mix sugar in the water,this makes thier back sticky(where they cant reach)and drives thenm mad as they like to be clean.after a few times they will get the hint

[fuzzy]

hundreds of short fine nails fired through the top of my 8 foot fence works for me.also keeps the local neds from cutting through my garden.

[Lee Reynolds]

Some proper hard bastards on here with their methods of taking on the local hardcats!

[fuzzy]

my method keeps my cats in so they dont shit on the neighbors garden and all sorts of rif raf out. everyone a winner. 25mm finishing nails from a paslode.

[dazoriginal]

lets turn this thread around for a mo
a dog can do just the same piss shit or whatever
but i would never think of harming a dog just because of this
this is the least of my worries
in some sad folks mind they think i'ts only a cat
let's do whatever
trust me you would be dialling 999 if i caught scum harming any of my pets
and thats only the start
deal with it humanely FFS

[Lee Reynolds]

Originally Posted by fuzzy

my method keeps my cats in so they dont shit on the neighbors garden and all sorts of rif raf out. everyone a winner. 25mm finishing nails from a paslode.

I dont totally disagree with that at all, the killing of peoples loved pets or any other animal though is unacceptable, and most of the knobs posting the comments wouldnt go through with it anyways!

Birds shit on the car far more than cats are we to start blasting the fuck out of the skies with a shotgun? Free roaming, can be shit yes i hate finding shit in my garden, the pebbles down the side of my drive is liek a litter tray But i wouldnt harm the cat! Its part of life that cats roam!

[Kris_23]

Originally Posted by Csm

Right i remember as a boy delivering papers some garden lovers leaving juice bottles full of water or similar on the flower beds etc etc , is this a method of keeping cats away

Not the answer you wanted but this is to slowly water the plants

[Cragrat]

Originally Posted by dazoriginal

lets turn this thread around for a mo
a dog can do just the same piss shit or whatever
but i would never think of harming a dog just because of this
this is the least of my worries
in some sad folks mind they think i'ts only a cat
let's do whatever
trust me you would be dialling 999 if i caught scum harming any of my pets
and thats only the start
deal with it humanely FFS

yes but responsible owners pick up the dig shot ( i do)
lets just turn it back again
one small point cat owners dont get a fine if their pet shits & they dont pick it up

end of the day it the owners responsibility to care for their pets needs whatever they may be,& if the neighbour refuses to train the cat to use a litter tray and kids live next door its time for the water pistol ( i aint a fan of the things but i wouldnt harm 1 intentionaly)

[JoeE30]

I have an idea, why dont you make a note of the cat, watch where it goes home for the night, go round and explain to the owners that it keeps shitting in your garden where your kids play. Tell them to come round and clean their pets shit up or you will and dump it through the letter box.....After the stink on their doorstep for a few nights im sure they will be knocking on your door for the weekly garden clean up. I have cats and if someone came round and told me this i would gladly clean it up for them and prob help to sort it out...


.....Or we could do like the rest of the double ard cat killers on here and kick them to death....hahaha fucking losers

[Cragrat]

Originally Posted by JoeE30

I have an idea, why dont you make a note of the cat, watch where it goes home for the night, go round and explain to the owners that it keeps shitting in your garden where your kids play. Tell them to come round and clean their pets shit up or you will and dump it through the letter box.....After the stink on their doorstep for a few nights im sure they will be knocking on your door for the weekly garden clean up. I have cats and if someone came round and told me this i would gladly clean it up for them and prob help to sort it out...


.....Or we could do like the rest of the double ard cat killers on here and kick them to death....hahaha fucking losers

thats pretty much what i told my neighbour i would do if he dog he let out to shit on his front garden (instead of walking the poor bugger)again,except it just shat on my drive right where i put my foot when i got out my van,it worked

[fuzzy]

Originally Posted by Lee Reynolds

I dont totally disagree with that at all, the killing of peoples loved pets or any other animal though is unacceptable, and most of the knobs posting the comments wouldnt go through with it anyways!

Birds shit on the car far more than cats are we to start blasting the fuck out of the skies with a shotgun? Free roaming, can be shit yes i hate finding shit in my garden, the pebbles down the side of my drive is liek a litter tray But i wouldnt harm the cat! Its part of life that cats roam!

the nails arent through the fence far enough to kill, just give a little jag to whatever climbs over. i have cats myself and theyve not died yet. i used to have local twat teenagers that used to jump on my sheds roofs . not anymore and anyone that fancies knocking on my door about it is more than welcome to.its not me that thinks im a hard cunt with all the "harm my pets and ill ..." etc etc.

[V8 EsCos]

Water gun does seem to work, and it can be good fun catching the dirty little bastards by suprise and giving them a good squirt

Mark

[e30cossie]

I have been told the local zoo sells lion poo, and if you sprinkle some in your flower beds no cat comes within a mile of your house. sounds funny but might be true.

I have also seen metal signs of a black cat with 2 marbles as eyes,and these scare cats off.

[Cragrat]

Originally Posted by e30cossie

I have been told the local zoo sells lion poo, and if you sprinkle some in your flower beds no cat comes within a mile of your house. sounds funny but might be true.

I have also seen metal signs of a black cat with 2 marbles as eyes,and these scare cats off.

yeah them things are scary realistic

had one of them electric turbo zets years ago that worked a treat

[grecian.s1]

22.
177.

[Cragrat]

Originally Posted by grecian.s1

22.
177.

Shouldn't that b
.22
.177
Or do u have some bloody big air guns at home

[e30cossie]

Originally Posted by Cragrat

yeah them things are scary realistic

had one of them electric turbo zets years ago that worked a treat

What you used it to scare off cats as it did not work on your car. lol

[Ginge !]

i use a water gun to stop my cat attacking my shirt when im ironing it and also to get the little shite off the fish tank as hes always trying to attack the fish

works wonders though makes a mess of the house

[Cragrat]

Originally Posted by e30cossie

What you used it to scare off cats as it did not work on your car. lol

Nooooo tchhh was joking,
Did anyone ever get one of them I always wondered?

C'mon 'fess up its a long time ago we won't laugh tooo much

[st3v3]

Originally Posted by Cragrat

Shouldn't that b
.22
.177
Or do u have some bloody big air guns at home

No that was 22 INCH or
177 INCH

and yes they are big guns he has


I retract my original post and think you should get one of these, works everytime and is quite humane im led to believe.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvtzEgFBl3I

[fuzzy]

Originally Posted by st3v3

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvtzEgFBl3I

[wellerwheels]

Air rifle ,worked for me !!!!

[Fiesta_ie]

what about a airsoft gun? doesn't kill and hurt as f..k

[DanW@FastFord]

Originally Posted by Rich170

Don't get me wrong I am an animal lover, it is the selfishnessness of the owners of the cats to be happy to let it happen. I have mentioned it to the owner of the cat and they say there is nothing they can do, which is bollocks, they should be doing what they can to stop their animal fouling and damaging other's property.

Yes, they should give their cats a jolly good talking to, and stop their pocket money if they carry on!

What exactly should an owner do to be less selfish?

[fuzzy]

...screw the cats paws to the decking so it cant get into the neighbours garden .

[danneth]

only seen some of the replys so dont know if someone has said it, but the method to get rid of them is human piss in a bottle pour round the edge of the garden and job done

[DanW@FastFord]

Originally Posted by fuzzy

...screw the cats paws to the decking so it cant get into the neighbours garden .

...or maybe fit little cat slippers and pop a tiny cork up its bumhole

[1.9 xr2 on 40's]

i just got a puppy, she better learn to chase off cats quick, twat a few doors up had loads and they crap in my garden when the kids play, im sick of chasing em (cats not kids)

[DanW@FastFord]

Originally Posted by Bullett

buy some lion shit from the zoo.

Or just buy the lion!

[!S1Escort!]

Dont beat your self up over it

[Csm]

Right thanks for the sensible and funny replies

As for the other bullshit and arguing ...... take yer faces for a shit ffs