Monday Funny!!!
11-04-2005, 04:03 PM
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Monday Funny!!!
JESUS IS WATCHING YOU...
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight
Around looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place
in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying,
"Jesus is watching you."
The burglar nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight
out, and froze. When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head,
promised himself a vacation after the next big heist, then began searching
for more valuables.
Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires,
clear as a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you."
Freaked out, the burglar shined his light around frantically,
looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his
flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.
Did you say that?", he asked the parrot. "Yep," the parrot
squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you."
The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?"
"Moses," replied the bird.
Moses?", the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a
Bird Moses?"
The bird replied, "The kind of people that would name a
Rottweiler
Jesus."
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight
Around looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place
in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying,
"Jesus is watching you."
The burglar nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight
out, and froze. When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head,
promised himself a vacation after the next big heist, then began searching
for more valuables.
Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires,
clear as a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you."
Freaked out, the burglar shined his light around frantically,
looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his
flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.
Did you say that?", he asked the parrot. "Yep," the parrot
squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you."
The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?"
"Moses," replied the bird.
Moses?", the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a
Bird Moses?"
The bird replied, "The kind of people that would name a
Rottweiler
Jesus."
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